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Alamo Drafthouse and The Paramount are having the premiere this Thursday in Austin... Would've gone but my parents chose this one weekend for their bi-annual Texas visit and they're coming in that night! Argh!
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"Fatboy" Roberts more or less calls "Machete" the movie we were hoping to get from "The Expendables"
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/46332 |
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New "heads will roll" trailer at BD.
http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/21507 WHOA! I was going to wait till saturday but may go friday at lunch now... |
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Just saw an ad during WSOP. I love the reason for the R Rating "Strong, bloody violence throughout, language and nudity"
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Originally Posted by riotinmyskull
(Post 10309574)
^ crazy babysitter twins :drool:
Originally Posted by Lemmy
(Post 10309856)
:up:
Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC
(Post 10309966)
I always find it funny that they're Rodriguez's nieces too. They were also in Deathproof btw. In the bar..with their shortass skirts....love it.
Originally Posted by RocShemp
(Post 10310272)
I really like the one to the right. But who am I kidding? They're both hot!
Probably NSFW: Spoiler:
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Originally Posted by The Infidel
(Post 10351865)
Yes. Yes, they are.
Probably NSFW: Spoiler:
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Originally Posted by The Infidel
(Post 10351865)
Yes. Yes, they are.
Probably NSFW: Spoiler:
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I really have to stop watching these clips because I feel they are ruining the movie for me.
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Originally Posted by scott1598
(Post 10352266)
i question people's definition of hot around here. they both look like they have a slight moustache and need electrolysis to take care of. sure the NSFW pic is sexy, but they sure aren't.
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Originally Posted by RocShemp
(Post 10352300)
Kill You Too - Restricted Clip [HD]
Sunday School - Restricted Clip [HD] Shoot The Pecker - Restricted Clip [HD] |
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Originally Posted by scott1598
(Post 10352405)
Roc is to Machete what Soild Snake is to The Expendables.
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Originally Posted by RocShemp
(Post 10352433)
Except I don't go around raping people and I'm not gonna break into Danny Trejo's house. :p
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Originally Posted by Meglos
(Post 10352356)
I question your question.
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You've figured me out, good sir!
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Originally Posted by scott1598
(Post 10352456)
i guess if average looking, underage girls are your thing then :shrug:
Before everyone else gets it wrong I should point out that Lindsay Lohan does not get naked in this movie. |
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Originally Posted by droidguy1119
(Post 10352502)
Before everyone else gets it wrong I should point out that Lindsay Lohan does not get naked in this movie.
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Originally Posted by RocShemp
(Post 10352433)
Except I don't go around raping people and I'm not gonna break into Danny Trejo's house. :p
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Originally Posted by droidguy1119
(Post 10352502)
this post is full of dirty lies
Before everyone else gets it wrong I should point out that Lindsay Lohan does not get naked in this movie. |
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Originally Posted by Rypro 525
(Post 10352673)
damn. any of the "stars"?
Now the Crazy Babysitter Twins? :banana: |
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But I wanna see Michelle Rodriguez naked too. :sad:
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Originally Posted by scott1598
(Post 10352456)
i guess if average looking, underage girls are your thing then :shrug:
That said, here's more :) Also probably NSFW: Spoiler:
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Originally Posted by Rypro 525
(Post 10352673)
damn. any of the "stars"?
Lindsay's scene is faked, they use the footage from the original fake trailer and pick shots where the actress' face is covering her hair. In all other shots she's covered in some way. There's a lot of very convincing optical illusions, but no nudity. While I sound like I was studying every shot, it's just that I recognized the re-use of the shot from the original, and then thought that was kind of a funny cop-out. If this was back when Lindsay Lohan was actually attractive, I might've been more interested. |
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