Solid Snake

This like a movie based on Testosterone. No Vaginas allowed to see this flick for sure...

fumanstan

Need to throw Michael Ironside in there as well.

mike7162

I read that it was his last Martial Arts film - then came The Forbidden Kingdom, so who knows.

Zen Peckinpah

Like I proposed, Extreme Prejudice reunion. At this rate of cast ideas in this thread, the movie should just be called Badass! The Movie.

And Robert Downey Jr. should be in this because, well, he should be in everything. Also, Denzel Washington in Man on Fire bomb-sodomy mode would be a welcome addition too.

fumanstan

It was his last epic martial arts film, but not his last martial arts movie. Kind of an odd distinction, but not too hard to see when you look back at the type of movies he did in the past.

innocentfreak

This could be good assuming they don't have Stratham fight Li like they did in War.

Charlie Goose

If you're calling up the Predator cast, add Bill Duke and Sonny Landham.

Bandoman

Was Sho Kosugi unavailable?

Matthew Ackerly

Fuck it, just throw the Predator in this as well.

Matthew Chmiel

Fuck it, we also need Danny Glover in at this point too.

mattysemo247

Where's the love for JCVD

He can at least do the splits and punch someone in the nuts

Zen Peckinpah

How did nobody (or I) mention Kurt Russell yet? The Rambo/Plissken combo was done in Tango & Cash, but just put 'em in the damn movie. And while we're at it, call Billy Dee Williams. The world deserves a Nighthawks reunion. Also, is Maria Conchita Alonso still around? She's like the female lead in 7 out of 10 80's action pictures.

My Other Self

Yeah just throw any cheesy 80s and 90s action star in to the mix and we're good to go.

This movie's going to be insane.

aJOHNymous

shhhhh....

inri222

The movie theater will wreak of sweaty scrotum.
By the way only meat & beer will be sold at the concession stands.

Jon2

This is getting to be one the best threads ever.

And let's add Sammo Hung for some comic relief.

FWIW, I think Li swore off historical martial arts flicks.
Can't say I blame him. Don't his characters usually die in them?

Zen Peckinpah

I hereby declare this the Bill Brasky of movies.

Bluelitespecial

Thank you Sly Stallone for believing that there is still an audience for movies for real men.

Matthew Chmiel

All the meat will be served medium rare. If anyone asks for a well done, the clerk will give em a roundhouse kick to the groin.

The only beer on tap will be Pabst Blue Ribbon. Heineken? Fuck that shit!

RocShemp

We'll be allowed to barbecue in the theater, right?

And Chuck Norris must lead the team. That way we can add it to his missing in action franchise. And we need a CGI Steve McQueen and a zombie Charltone Heston.

RocShemp

And how could I forget Christopher Lambert? He needs to be in this along with Mario Van Peebles as their characters from Gunmen. Heck, put in Thomas Jane as Lambert's litte brother too.

Bluelitespecial

I think/hope we can all believe this will be rated R.

stingermck

Add Tom Berenger and cameos by Cynthia Rothrock and Richard Norton

Zen Peckinpah

Fixed. Medium rare but be preferable, but rare steak is what mean eat. Fuck E. coli.


I was actually going to make a reference to that, but didn't.

Also, anyone who comes with a firearm gets in for free.

This movie will be rated R for RAD.

My Other Self

They better dig up Charles Bronson's corpse and throw him somewhere in here.