This guy on YouTube who goes by barringer82 edited together this montage of great movie lines based on user's votes. I don't think he really got enough votes, because as funny as "AHHHH KELLY CLARKSON" might be, I don't think it's one of the best movie quotes of all time.

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Here's mine. I didn't intend for mine to be a "top 50" just a slew of 50 quotes that I thought were great. It's overlong, so it's split into two parts -- I definitely got a little overindulgent in the second half, but I've never made a video before.

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What are some others that didn't make it into either video?

"The more you drive, the less intelligent you are"-Repo Man

"I have come here to kick ass and to chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum".

- Roddy Piper in They Live

" Say Hello to my little friend "

Al Pacino (Scarface)

"Can't you people see there are guns here?"

Ryan Phillippe, The Way Of The Gun

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"It's always the baddass that makes a girl's heart beat faster!" - Lisa Bonet in Angel Heart

"You know, there's kind of a freedom in being completely screwed" - The Freshman

"Do you ever get the feeling there's something going on we don't know about?" ---Kevin Bacon, DINER (1982)

"I think you need to take a shit. It's coming out of your mouth instead of your asshole." -- Christopher George, THE EXTERMINATOR (1980)

"I'm a leadfarmer, motherfucker!"
-Tropic Thunder

"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize" - Harvey Keitel - Reservoir Dogs

What's good about a morning with dildos in it?
People are shaving their crotches as we speak. There's pubic hair in the air, everywhere!
He has no right to be that hard!

John Waters, A Dirty Shame

"You gotta be fucking kidding"

-Palmer, The Thing (1982)

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

'I'd buy that for a dollar'

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'don't ConDesCend Me Man' (True Romance)

Parker: Shut that ****s mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!
The Way of the Gun (that entire opening scene is great.)

An exchange rather than a quote, but nothing beats the verbal sparring between MacMurray and Stanwyck in Double Indemnity:

Phyllis: Mr. Neff, why don't you drop by tomorrow evening about eight-thirty. He'll be in then.
Walter Neff: Who?
Phyllis: My husband. You were anxious to talk to him weren't you?
Walter Neff: Yeah, I was, but I'm sort of getting over the idea, if you know what I mean.
Phyllis: There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. Neff. Forty-five miles an hour.
Walter Neff: How fast was I going, officer?
Phyllis: I'd say around ninety.
Walter Neff: Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket.
Phyllis: Suppose I let you off with a warning this time.
Walter Neff: Suppose it doesn't take.
Phyllis: Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles.
Walter Neff: Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder.
Phyllis: Suppose you try putting it on my husband's shoulder.
Walter Neff: That tears it.

Some of those were in my video, like the Carpenter quotes, and the Reservoir Dogs quote is in the barringer82 video.

Good Princess Bride quote. And Double Indemnity is awesome.

Elwood: Shit.
Jake: What?
Elwood: Rollers.
Jake: No.
Elwood: Yeah.
Jake: Shit...

Curtis Armstrong appreciation...

From Risky Business -

Miles: Sometimes you gotta say "What the Fuck", make your move. Joel, every now and then, saying "What the Fuck", brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity brings freedom. So your parents are going out of town. You got the place all to yourself.
Joel Goodson: Yeah.
Miles: What the fuck.

Miles: I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.


From Revenge of the Nerds -

Booger: This is bullshit! I want bush, pan down

Booger: I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio.

Booger: What the fuck are robster craws?


From Better Off Dead -

Charles De Mar: Wait, wait a minute...
[starts to snort snow off his top hat]
Charles De Mar: [sniff] Oh.
[shouts]
Charles De Mar: Oh! Ugh! Outrageous! This is pure snow! It's everywhere!
[raises right hand]
Charles De Mar: [shouts] I think I just froze the left half of my brain!
[waves arm in circles]
Charles De Mar: [shouts] Look! I can't move my right arm!
Lane Myer: This isn't funny, Charles! If I don't have a dream, I have nothing!
Charles De Mar: Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this *monster* eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid.


Odds and ends favorites:


Wolfman's got nards. - The Monster Squad

Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker. - Die Hard (duh)

Did he just say, "funky butt-lovin'?" - Rookie of the Year

Oh my God, the quarterback is TOAST! - Die Hard

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister. - Die Hard

Hans Gruber: This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John McClane: That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?


Man, I could do this all day.

This Colonel guy? He's wacko, man! He's worse than crazy. He's evil. It's fucking pagan idolatry.

Look around you.

Shit... He's loco...

I ain't afraid of all them fuckin skulls and altars and shit. I used to think if I died in an evil place, then my soul wouldn't be able to make it to Heaven.

But now?

Fuck!...

I mean, I don't care where it goes down, as long as it ain't here.

So what do you wanna do?

I'll kill the fuck.

Rushmore

You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything, but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.

And at the start"Saigon... shit; I'm still only in Saigon... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer; every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter. "

"I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy."

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
"Germans?"
"Quiet, he's on a roll" ---Animal House

"Well, nobody's perfect" ----Some Like It Hot

"How tall was King Kong?" ---The Stunt Man

"It goes to 11" ---- This is Spinal Tap