You know a movie is bad when...
05-27-08, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Alan Smithee
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Originally Posted by Goofus593
The director's full name has a total of 3 letters in it... I'm looking at you McG
05-27-08, 04:51 PM
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It only gets blurbed from Earl Dittman at Wireless Magazine.
Its directed by Michael Bay.
It stars Sylvester Stallone, Steven Seagal, Chuck Norris or Jean Claude Van Damme.
Its directed by Michael Bay.
It stars Sylvester Stallone, Steven Seagal, Chuck Norris or Jean Claude Van Damme.
05-27-08, 05:24 PM
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...you have real life talking animals and a somewhat credible star.
Bill Murray
Cuba Gooding Jr.
Matt LeBlanc
Steve Carell
etc...
Bill Murray
Cuba Gooding Jr.
Matt LeBlanc
Steve Carell
etc...
05-27-08, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by chris_sc77
It features giant jive-talkin' robots from outer space.
"Lets go Bloods...This be my bad carrier!"
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05-27-08, 07:55 PM
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...it's been delayed multiple times.
...Orlando Bloom is in it.
...Brett Ratner directed it.
...it's a live action Disney movie.
...it's scheduled for release in December, only to be delayed to January or February. Zodiac not included.
...Pete Hammond is the only critic to like it.
...it's a horror movie rated PG-13.
...it involves CGI talking animals.
...Eddie Murphy is wearing latex or playing more than one role...or just being IN THE MOVIE nowadays.
...it's a Shrek movie.
...it's a new Saw movie.
...Uwe Boll wrote and directed it.
...Orlando Bloom is in it.
...Brett Ratner directed it.
...it's a live action Disney movie.
...it's scheduled for release in December, only to be delayed to January or February. Zodiac not included.
...Pete Hammond is the only critic to like it.
...it's a horror movie rated PG-13.
...it involves CGI talking animals.
...Eddie Murphy is wearing latex or playing more than one role...or just being IN THE MOVIE nowadays.
...it's a Shrek movie.
...it's a new Saw movie.
...Uwe Boll wrote and directed it.
05-27-08, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Zen Peckinpah
...it's been delayed multiple times.
...Orlando Bloom is in it.
...Brett Ratner directed it.
...it's a live action Disney movie.
...it's scheduled for release in December, only to be delayed to January or February. Zodiac not included.
...Pete Hammond is the only critic to like it.
...it's a horror movie rated PG-13.
...it involves CGI talking animals.
...Eddie Murphy is wearing latex or playing more than one role...or just being IN THE MOVIE nowadays.
...it's a Shrek movie.
...it's a new Saw movie.
...Uwe Boll wrote and directed it.
...Orlando Bloom is in it.
...Brett Ratner directed it.
...it's a live action Disney movie.
...it's scheduled for release in December, only to be delayed to January or February. Zodiac not included.
...Pete Hammond is the only critic to like it.
...it's a horror movie rated PG-13.
...it involves CGI talking animals.
...Eddie Murphy is wearing latex or playing more than one role...or just being IN THE MOVIE nowadays.
...it's a Shrek movie.
...it's a new Saw movie.
...Uwe Boll wrote and directed it.
05-27-08, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Shannon Nutt
The trailer for the movie features "that voiceover guy" (and we all know who it is) who says "In a world..."
"In a world..." = "Avoid at all costs" in my book.
"In a world..." = "Avoid at all costs" in my book.
05-27-08, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Zen Peckinpah
...Eddie Murphy is wearing latex or playing more than one role...or just being IN THE MOVIE nowadays.
People refer to it as "Coming to America".
05-27-08, 10:30 PM
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..it makes you want to disown family/friends who recommended it to you.
....you are more entertained by light fixtures in the auditorium or your timepiece than the actual movie itself.
...If features a man posing as a 400 elderly black woman to solve a crime.
...It superimposes a waynes brothers face on the body of a baby via CGI.
...It features more than a half dozen kicks in the balls.
....you are more entertained by light fixtures in the auditorium or your timepiece than the actual movie itself.
...If features a man posing as a 400 elderly black woman to solve a crime.
...It superimposes a waynes brothers face on the body of a baby via CGI.
...It features more than a half dozen kicks in the balls.