I've almost picked up this film on Blu-ray from the dump bin at Walmart many times but have always passed on it. Doesn't sound like it's anything special though from what people in here are saying.

It's solid. Better than most modern horror films, IMO. It's no masterpiece, but it's no piece of shit. It has shit elements, but it's not a piece of shit. It has bits to it that are more like the corn and peanuts found in shit. But not the shit itself. It's more like constipation. Does that make sense?

Constipation is still shit waiting to happen... is it shit or not shit? You're contradicting yourself all over the place here

Allow the man some poetic license, shit!