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Took in a second viewing this morning and was shocked to see the theater about 90% full for an 11:10 a.m. showing.
Overall, I found the film moved faster the second time around. The scene where the Autobots are at Sam's house didn't feel as slow as it did the first time. The battle scenes at the end made a little more sense as I became more familiar with the autobots and decepticons body stylings. It was sort of confusing the first go-around, but not as much this time. I did want Sam to give Mikaela a kiss after she told him she was glad to get into the car with him, and before he went racing to meet the helicopter with the cube on top on the building. The audience had a good time with the film, just as the audience did on opening night this past Monday. It's going to have some good legs at the box office. I picked up a Bumblebee figure at Target (already marked down from $20 to $14). |
Never watched transformers as a kid, a little before my time so I didn't really have any expectations this, but man what an awful movie. I really liked The Rock and Bad Boys and was hoping it would be at least stupid fun movie, but it was really horrible.
The jokes were moronic. Like something you would find on a fox sitcom. And they kept pushing the jokes, they never stopped trying to be funny to show any sort of emotion or sincerity. The robots looked like shit, half the time I didn't know if it was a robot I was looking at or part of a building exploding. The fight scenes lacked any sense of scale. He tried to make them humans and have all the fight scenes be wrestling moves. And because the robots were so shitty I wasn't even sure which part belonged to which robot. Or which one was the good guy and which was the bad. The music was also shit. It's as if someone made a playlist of the worst bands today and put it over ugly robots wrestling. I don't think there was one thing I liked about the movie. Even though the cgi was great, it was still for really shitty looking robots. That's like forcing the beatles to play a britney spears song. I didn't even want to stay for the scenes during the credits. I just wanted to leave and wash out my eyes. |
Originally Posted by lukewarmwater
Never watched transformers as a kid, a little before my time so I didn't really have any expectations this, but man what an awful movie. I really liked The Rock and Bad Boys and was hoping it would be at least stupid fun movie, but it was really horrible.
The jokes were moronic. Like something you would find on a fox sitcom. And they kept pushing the jokes, they never stopped trying to be funny to show any sort of emotion or sincerity. The robots looked like shit, half the time I didn't know if it was a robot I was looking at or part of a building exploding. The fight scenes lacked any sense of scale. He tried to make them humans and have all the fight scenes be wrestling moves. And because the robots were so shitty I wasn't even sure which part belonged to which robot. Or which one was the good guy and which was the bad. The music was also shit. It's as if someone made a playlist of the worst bands today and put it over ugly robots wrestling. I don't think there was one thing I liked about the movie. Even though the cgi was great, it was still for really shitty looking robots. That's like forcing the beatles to play a britney spears song. I didn't even want to stay for the scenes during the credits. I just wanted to leave and wash out my eyes. |
Originally Posted by Suprmallet
As far as I know, Optimus and Megatron are both only available as Leader class figures. The Optimus figure is pretty awesome, but I agree Megatron looks like crap. Instead of silver, he looks like ash grey plastic (which he is). Ironhide, Ratchet, Starscream, and Blackout are available as Voyager class. The rest are available as Deluxe.
Went with Starscream, though. Pretty cool looking...adds to my (hopefully) eventual collection of Transformers/Lego Star Wars (although right now, said collection consists only of a TIE Destroyer and Starscream :)). |
Originally Posted by abrg923
Went to a few stores today...and I can't find a Megatron figure anywhere, Leader, Voyager, Deluxe, or otherwise. The closest I found was this tiny little figure the size of a pencil.
Went with Starscream, though. Pretty cool looking...adds to my (hopefully) eventual collection of Transformers/Lego Star Wars (although right now, said collection consists only of a TIE Destroyer and Starscream :)). http://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-81110-T...3856569&sr=8-1 |
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This was the stupidest movie Michael Bay's ever done...
Honestly, if you take away the technical aspects: the huge budget, production design, effects, good actors, etc., you'd be left with nothing but an Ed Wood film. And as bad as they are, even Ed Wood's films have a certain sense of joy that this film will never have. |
Now that I realize it's cool to not like this movie...I've decided it's the worst thing I've ever seen.
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Originally Posted by gjamesm
http://www.amazon.com/Transformers-V...3856569&sr=8-2
http://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-81110-T...3856569&sr=8-1 |
LOVED IT. It only fell slightly below my expectations, which were pretty damn high. I was a Transformers junkie in the 80's (born in 77), and I think this certainly did them justice. Second best movie of the summer so far. Can't wait for a sequel! Bring on the Dinobots and Insecticons!
OVERALL GRADE: A |
Those are the movie versions of Megatron..whether or not they look like him, well thats a judgment call
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The first one isn't...it's the classic Megatron.
The second Megatron looks like him, except for the colors and all of that - Megatron didn't have any of that. Pretty happy with the other figures I've seen, though...will likely end up grabbing them. |
Originally Posted by PopcornTreeCt
Was Jazz the only Transformer that died? It seemed they were dying left and right but then Jazz was the only one they were talking about. It's probably because I couldn't keep track of the heroes and villains. I was actually surprised that Timothy Olyphant was able to.
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I'll add my two cents...
I'm 23, and grew up with things like the TMNT as opposed to Transformers. So I wasn't aware of the characters and all. But, I actually thought it was a good movie until they all came together and started talking oddly enough. When it was just a yellow transforming car trying to desperately help/save Sam, I was interested. When the many robots got together, started talking, and followed Sam to his house for a 15-20 min long scene, I became dissinterested. I thought the action and CGI was great, though I agree that I had a hard to figuring out who was fighting who. I also didn't understand the plot...is the whole glasses having a code on them from the cartoon? It just seemed quite random, especially coupled with the eBay plot point. |
Originally Posted by Original Desmond
Is Hasbro still going as a toymaker or have they been bought out sometime in the last 20 years ?
Originally Posted by invisiblegt
Well, there's that. But, if I'm not mistaken (I believe I read an article, or something to that effect), Porsche and Volkswagon have issues with their cars being seen as "giant robots of death." As such, they were not allowed to be used in the movie.
Or perhaps I am simply making that up. At this point, not even I know... |
Originally Posted by Snowmaker
They also have the rights to the line of toys for a little something called "Star Wars". Maybe you've heard of it? :p
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Originally Posted by IMRICKJAMES
Exactly, it served as a way to get the Transformers together with Sam. The Transformers had access to the net, and the way to find Sam ended up being through his ebay auctions. It was way more part of the plot than it was product placement.
Originally Posted by Puzznic
The whole Ebay thing was just a way for all of the Transformers to find their way to Ladiesman. It was more of a plot device than blatant product placement. Thats why it didn't bother me at all.
A fly on the wall in the writers room: Micahel Bay: "our alien race comes to earth looking for a pair of spectacles that are 100 years old. Where do we have them look for it?" Scriptwriting Intern #1: ummm, how about ebay? Michael Bay: Genius! Horrid. That my friends is product placement, not a well crafted plot device. But either way, pick your poison either way you look at it it pulls you out of the movie. *not really. :) |
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Originally Posted by CaptainMarvel
I like Perry Bible Fellowship's version better, since it came earlier
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Originally Posted by Michael Corvin
Alright, I concede* it wasn't blatant ad placement but lazy scriptwriting 101. Come on, they couldn't come up with something better than that?
A fly on the wall in the writers room: Micahel Bay: "our alien race comes to earth looking for a pair of spectacles that are 100 years old. Where do we have them look for it?" Scriptwriting Intern #1: ummm, how about ebay? Michael Bay: Genius! Horrid. That my friends is product placement, not a well crafted plot device. But either way, pick your poison either way you look at it it pulls you out of the movie. *not really. :) |
Originally Posted by Michael Corvin
Horrid. That my friends is product placement, not a well crafted plot device. But either way, pick your poison either way you look at it it pulls you out of the movie.
It really doesn't at all. |
Originally Posted by Michael Corvin
Alright, I concede* it wasn't blatant ad placement but lazy scriptwriting 101. Come on, they couldn't come up with something better than that?
A fly on the wall in the writers room: Micahel Bay: "our alien race comes to earth looking for a pair of spectacles that are 100 years old. Where do we have them look for it?" Scriptwriting Intern #1: ummm, how about ebay? Michael Bay: Genius! Horrid. That my friends is product placement, not a well crafted plot device. But either way, pick your poison either way you look at it it pulls you out of the movie. *not really. :) Whether they were searching the internet for either info about the explorer Witwicki or his next of kin, it would eventually lead to the Ebay page. They could have had the search lead to the specs being in a museum somewhere but that wouldn't have brought Sam into the picture. Thats where the Ebay thing comes in as a simople and efficient plot device. The only thing thats not clear is how the Transformers knew about the spectacles and Sam's grandfather in the first place. |
Originally Posted by Puzznic
Who said they went looking for the specs on Ebay? If the Decepticons are going to go to all the trouble to hack the defense computers then obviously all of the Transformers are going to search the public internet as well.
Whether they were searching the internet for either info about the explorer Witwicki or his next of kin, it would eventually lead to the Ebay page. They could have had the search lead to the specs being in a museum somewhere but that wouldn't have brought Sam into the picture. Thats where the Ebay thing comes in as a simople and efficient plot device. The only thing thats not clear is how the Transformers knew about the spectacles and Sam's grandfather in the first place. |
Originally Posted by chess
Now that I realize it's cool to not like this movie...I've decided it's the worst thing I've ever seen.
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