Natalie Portman rap video
03-07-06 | 12:10 AM
#26
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Originally Posted by Buford T Pusser
Does that work for youtube.com as well?
Unfortunately, it saves the movies in some weird .FLV format that you have to download a specific player for, but there may be some way to convert them to .MOV or .WMV. I haven't checked.
03-07-06 | 07:43 PM
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Loved when I saw it on SNL, and it just gets better everytime I watch it.
Once you decipher the lyrics, it's fucking hilarious.
(And rather filthy.)
Once you decipher the lyrics, it's fucking hilarious.
(And rather filthy.)
03-07-06 | 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by milo bloom
True, but I was wondering "where the hell was this hutzpa in the Prequel Trilogy?!?!"
Originally Posted by Lara Means
I'd hit it.
03-07-06 | 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by DVD-ho78(DTS)
Does she say, I'll sit down right on your face and take a shit?
Yes, yes she does. She also says she'll "put my foot down your throat 'til you're shit's in my shoe", which Samberg backs up later in the song
03-07-06 | 11:32 PM
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It's just so wrong and funny as hell.
03-07-06 | 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by digitalfreaknyc
Exactly
Oddly enough, so would I...but that might be because she looks like a boy.
Oddly enough, so would I...but that might be because she looks like a boy.
That was one of them.
03-08-06 | 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by BrentLumkin
Few things actually make me spit out my drink when I read them.
That was one of them.
That was one of them.
Uhh...let me rephrase that: Because she looks like a man. I meant "boy" as opposed to "girl" but not "boy as in "little boy."
OK.
I'm shutting up now.
03-08-06 | 08:33 PM
#38
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The lyrics (as near as I could make them out):
I don't sleep motherfucka off that yak and that bourbon
Doin' 120 gettin' head while i'm swervin'
(Damn Natalie you a crazy chick)
Yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick!
I bust in dudes mouths like gushers, motherfucker
Pull up on NBC and smack the shit outta jeff zucker
(What you want Natalie?)
To drink and fight!
(What you need Natalie?)
To fuck all night!
Don't test me when I'm crazy on that airplane glue
Put my foot down your throat till you shit in my shoe
Leave you screamin' pay for my dry cleanin'
Fuck you man, it's my name that he's screamin'
All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick
It's Portman motherfucker! Drink till i'm sick
Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry, while I laugh, you die!
And all the dudes! You know I'm talkin' to you!
(We love you Natalie!)
I wanna fuck you too!
P is for Portman!
P is for pussy!
I'll kill your fuckin' dog for fun so don't push me
When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
I got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes
I'll sit right there on your face and take a shit!
(Natalie you are a bad-assed bitch)
Hell yeah!
(And I always pay for your dry cleaning when my shit gets in your shoe)
What?
(As for the drug use, well I can vouch for that. My dick is scared of you girl...)
Doin' 120 gettin' head while i'm swervin'
(Damn Natalie you a crazy chick)
Yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick!
I bust in dudes mouths like gushers, motherfucker
Pull up on NBC and smack the shit outta jeff zucker
(What you want Natalie?)
To drink and fight!
(What you need Natalie?)
To fuck all night!
Don't test me when I'm crazy on that airplane glue
Put my foot down your throat till you shit in my shoe
Leave you screamin' pay for my dry cleanin'
Fuck you man, it's my name that he's screamin'
All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick
It's Portman motherfucker! Drink till i'm sick
Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry, while I laugh, you die!
And all the dudes! You know I'm talkin' to you!
(We love you Natalie!)
I wanna fuck you too!
P is for Portman!
P is for pussy!
I'll kill your fuckin' dog for fun so don't push me
When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
I got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes
I'll sit right there on your face and take a shit!
(Natalie you are a bad-assed bitch)
Hell yeah!
(And I always pay for your dry cleaning when my shit gets in your shoe)
What?
(As for the drug use, well I can vouch for that. My dick is scared of you girl...)
03-11-06 | 08:45 AM
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Please post a functioning link. I've tried several and have yet been able to see this. I really want to see it and Im hoping that it hasn't been overhyped.
03-11-06 | 11:28 AM
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http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/
NBC has asked everyone to stop hosting it and have put it on their own site to benefit from the traffic.
I'm a Prequel apologist too, and I can't help but wonder what was holding back someone like Natalie from truly shining on the screen. Ewan did after Ep1, and Ian M. was chewingthe scenery with gusto from the get-go.
NBC has asked everyone to stop hosting it and have put it on their own site to benefit from the traffic.
I'm a Prequel apologist too, and I can't help but wonder what was holding back someone like Natalie from truly shining on the screen. Ewan did after Ep1, and Ian M. was chewingthe scenery with gusto from the get-go.
03-11-06 | 02:39 PM
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Thank you, The Infidel.
03-11-06 | 03:40 PM
#46
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Originally Posted by darqleo
So what's the point of the Viking costume anyway? Is it a reference I'm missing or is it just one of those Monty Python-style bits of randomness?
03-11-06 | 04:46 PM
#47
Originally Posted by slop101
It was funnier when the original artist did the song, 16 years ago
Of course, now they sport "Grillz" on their teeth.
