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Old 10-26-05 | 05:32 PM
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I couldn't give a brass razoo about John Lyttle's bouncy castle... London to a brick!
Old 10-26-05 | 07:44 PM
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hahahaha what a loser.
Old 10-26-05 | 09:26 PM
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Doesn't say much for people attracted to a young woman who has the body of a 12 y/o boy.
Ok Ray!
Old 10-27-05 | 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by eXcentris
Doesn't say much for people attracted to a young woman who has the body of a 12 y/o boy.


Old 10-27-05 | 12:32 AM
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Despite how much money she makes, I actually feel sorry for her. I remember hearing about Chloe Sevigny crying her eyes out when people bashed the hell out of her for her blow job scene in The Brown Bunny. I used to be a big BIG fan of Chloe, but after seeing Bunny I lost a lot of respect for her. But I still felt bad that she cried. Where's the heart, people? I've never seen Domino, and I probably never will (at least not by choice), but still, I pity her.... if only for the fact that she's a doll.

Also, I don't know any twelve year old boys with vaginas.
Old 10-27-05 | 12:39 AM
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I doubt the validity of this story... "friends of Keira"? I'm not saying she doesn't have friends, I just doubt that they'd make news.
Old 10-27-05 | 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by eXcentris
Doesn't say much for people attracted to a young woman who has the body of a 12 y/o boy.
Or that the first thing you think of about Keira Knightley is a 12 year old boy
Old 10-27-05 | 01:29 AM
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Hey, can somebody tell that beanpole if she needs a shoulder to cry on, I'd be happy to lend her mine!


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KNIGHTLEY WEEPS AT DOMINO REVIEW

British actress KEIRA KNIGHTLEY wept solidly for a whole day after a critic compared her lap dancing performance in new movie DOMINO to "throwing a chair onto a bouncy castle".

Friends of the 20-year-old actress were so incensed by New Statesman critic JOHN LYTTLE that they called him to threaten violence.

A close friend of Knightley's says, "Keira wept for 24 hours after reading it."

Lyttle's article slammed the star's performance and implied she is incapable of anything more than youthful and innocent roles.

It read: "I once threw my office chair out of the window onto a bouncy castle and witnessed more erotic movement.

"I think Keira is adorable. Unfortunately that's all she ever is."

Awwww Keira baby don't worry, Animal is here to confort you, and don't listen to those haters, what the fuck does Lyttle know, he can eat a dick. You do your thing girl. My shoulder will always be there for you to cry on.

I still love ya baby, don't listen to what the people say about your looks either, you look fine to me girl, they are just insecure about there own looks
Old 10-27-05 | 02:12 AM
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Good! I think she sucks.
Old 10-27-05 | 08:42 AM
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Good! I think she sucks.
Another reason to like her?
Old 10-27-05 | 08:53 AM
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What we need here is a gif!
Old 10-27-05 | 09:09 AM
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10/10
Old 10-27-05 | 09:26 AM
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Where's the crazy subtitles?
Old 10-27-05 | 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Groucho
Keira also gives lap dances to couples, if you pay extra. Here's proof:

It took awhile, but now I get it....
Old 10-27-05 | 09:59 AM
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its funny about a year ago there was a clash over just what those inflatable things were called. I think I was boring a group of people at work with some anecdote where I mentioned a "Moonwalk" (im from Detroit btw) and a girl from Buffalo had no idea what I was talking about. She eventually figured out what I meant and vehemently asserted that they were called "Mr. Bouncity Bounce" and of course we busted out laughing and made fun of her for that. She was actually upset about this, but I happened to know a guy I went to the academy with who not only lived in Buffalo, but had a side job where he would actually set those things up at parties on the weekend! So I sent him an email and he said that they used an industry term "airbounce inflatables" he had never heard of Mr. Bouncity Bounce, laughed, and said that was "retarded"

but getting back on topic I can understand feeling pretty crushed by a bad review... I mean she is still pretty young. But at least the reviews tended to hate the whole movie and werent just trying to single her out or anything.
Old 10-27-05 | 10:12 AM
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we always call them a moonbounce
Old 10-27-05 | 10:23 AM
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I'm trying to imagine when the critic wrote his "throw a chair in a bouncy castle" line, did he lean back from his keyboard with a satisfied smile on his face after impressing himself with his rapier wit? What makes me want to cry is how his attempt at humor was so completely unfunny.
Old 10-27-05 | 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by rennervision
I'm trying to imagine when the critic wrote his "throw a chair in a bouncy castle" line, did he lean back from his keyboard with a satisfied smile on his face after impressing himself with his rapier wit? What makes me want to cry is how his attempt at humor was so completely unfunny.
I took to mean he is genuinely aroused by bouncy castles.
Old 10-27-05 | 12:35 PM
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Old 10-27-05 | 01:15 PM
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She has to appear naked, then people will respect her
Old 10-27-05 | 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Fok
She has to appear naked, then people will respect her
She got naked in the Jacket i think...

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Old 10-27-05 | 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by ivelostr2
She got naked in the Jacket i think...
Pics?
Old 10-27-05 | 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Fok
Pics?
then it would have to be moved to adult...
Old 10-27-05 | 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by ivelostr2
She got naked in the Jacket i think...
Yeah, it was like a split second in the tub and you had to turn the TV brightness way up. Not that I did it...
Old 10-27-05 | 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by matome
Yeah, it was like a split second in the tub and you had to turn the TV brightness way up. Not that I did it...
WHile looking for pics, I guess she got naked in The hole...


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