Bad review makes Keira cry for 24 hours
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From: Gateway Cities/Harbor Region
Originally Posted by eXcentris
Doesn't say much for people attracted to a young woman who has the body of a 12 y/o boy. 


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Despite how much money she makes, I actually feel sorry for her. I remember hearing about Chloe Sevigny crying her eyes out when people bashed the hell out of her for her blow job scene in The Brown Bunny. I used to be a big BIG fan of Chloe, but after seeing Bunny I lost a lot of respect for her. But I still felt bad that she cried. Where's the heart, people? I've never seen Domino, and I probably never will (at least not by choice), but still, I pity her.... if only for the fact that she's a doll.
Also, I don't know any twelve year old boys with vaginas.
Also, I don't know any twelve year old boys with vaginas.
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Originally Posted by eXcentris
Doesn't say much for people attracted to a young woman who has the body of a 12 y/o boy. 

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Originally Posted by Perkinsun Dzees
Hey, can somebody tell that beanpole if she needs a shoulder to cry on, I'd be happy to lend her mine!
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KNIGHTLEY WEEPS AT DOMINO REVIEW
British actress KEIRA KNIGHTLEY wept solidly for a whole day after a critic compared her lap dancing performance in new movie DOMINO to "throwing a chair onto a bouncy castle".
Friends of the 20-year-old actress were so incensed by New Statesman critic JOHN LYTTLE that they called him to threaten violence.
A close friend of Knightley's says, "Keira wept for 24 hours after reading it."
Lyttle's article slammed the star's performance and implied she is incapable of anything more than youthful and innocent roles.
It read: "I once threw my office chair out of the window onto a bouncy castle and witnessed more erotic movement.
"I think Keira is adorable. Unfortunately that's all she ever is."
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KNIGHTLEY WEEPS AT DOMINO REVIEW
British actress KEIRA KNIGHTLEY wept solidly for a whole day after a critic compared her lap dancing performance in new movie DOMINO to "throwing a chair onto a bouncy castle".
Friends of the 20-year-old actress were so incensed by New Statesman critic JOHN LYTTLE that they called him to threaten violence.
A close friend of Knightley's says, "Keira wept for 24 hours after reading it."
Lyttle's article slammed the star's performance and implied she is incapable of anything more than youthful and innocent roles.
It read: "I once threw my office chair out of the window onto a bouncy castle and witnessed more erotic movement.
"I think Keira is adorable. Unfortunately that's all she ever is."
Awwww Keira baby don't worry, Animal is here to confort you, and don't listen to those haters, what the fuck does Lyttle know, he can eat a dick. You do your thing girl. My shoulder will always be there for you to cry on.

I still love ya baby, don't listen to what the people say about your looks either, you look fine to me girl, they are just insecure about there own looks
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Good! I think she sucks.
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its funny about a year ago there was a clash over just what those inflatable things were called. I think I was boring a group of people at work with some anecdote where I mentioned a "Moonwalk" (im from Detroit btw) and a girl from Buffalo had no idea what I was talking about. She eventually figured out what I meant and vehemently asserted that they were called "Mr. Bouncity Bounce" and of course we busted out laughing and made fun of her for that. She was actually upset about this, but I happened to know a guy I went to the academy with who not only lived in Buffalo, but had a side job where he would actually set those things up at parties on the weekend! So I sent him an email and he said that they used an industry term "airbounce inflatables" he had never heard of Mr. Bouncity Bounce, laughed, and said that was "retarded"
but getting back on topic I can understand feeling pretty crushed by a bad review... I mean she is still pretty young. But at least the reviews tended to hate the whole movie and werent just trying to single her out or anything.
but getting back on topic I can understand feeling pretty crushed by a bad review... I mean she is still pretty young. But at least the reviews tended to hate the whole movie and werent just trying to single her out or anything.
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I'm trying to imagine when the critic wrote his "throw a chair in a bouncy castle" line, did he lean back from his keyboard with a satisfied smile on his face after impressing himself with his rapier wit? What makes me want to cry is how his attempt at humor was so completely unfunny.
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Originally Posted by rennervision
I'm trying to imagine when the critic wrote his "throw a chair in a bouncy castle" line, did he lean back from his keyboard with a satisfied smile on his face after impressing himself with his rapier wit? What makes me want to cry is how his attempt at humor was so completely unfunny.
#46
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Originally Posted by Fok
She has to appear naked, then people will respect her 

Last edited by ivelostr2; 10-27-05 at 02:43 PM.
#49
Originally Posted by ivelostr2
She got naked in the Jacket i think...
#50
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Originally Posted by matome
Yeah, it was like a split second in the tub and you had to turn the TV brightness way up. Not that I did it...





