her34

while in a store a guy got a call and his ringtone was the "freedom" quote from braveheart. it was pretty funny

have any good ideas for movie quotes to use as ringtone.


EDIT:
could people add the movies the quotes are from?

Rypro 525

the footmassage scene in pulp fiction (or anything with lots of profanity, an easy way to get lots of looks from people.

Crizzar

"Hello Neo..."

Fincher Fan

Yipee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

PopcornTreeCt

"Ernest Hemingway once wrote the world is fine place and worth fighting for, I agree with the second part"

Hells yes, I'll get all the bitches with that.

TomOpus

[Darth Vador]Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [/Darth Vador]

Joe Molotov

Not a movie quote but...

"Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Bananaphone!"

Geofferson

csim

Whats in the Box

her34

scarface: "say hello to my little friend"

Rubix

hello mcfly!

Mr. Cinema

First one that comes to mind is "you talkin' to me?"

Kal-El

Well for incoming text messages, "Mail Motherfucker" from Eurotrip would be perfect.

lemieux66c

how about from the usual suspects...i think it was baldwin...it was something like "give me the keys, motherfucker" when they were all in the lineup

Rypro 525

acutally the full quote is
"Hand me the keys, you fucking c***sucker.

OldBoy

i use Newman from Seinfeld for my voicemail and text msgs..."When you control the mail, you control...information!"

ivelostr2

"Say...Would you like a Chocp;ate covered Pretzel?"
-Mallrats

Bobbin

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."

Rypro 525

I'd actaully use the quote from Jay and silent bob strike back

"Brodie: Oh my God. Don't tell me you have no idea there's a movie being made of the comic you two were the basis for.
Jay: What? Since when?
Brodie: See, here's the pulse. And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

mndtrp

"Heeeyyy yooouuuuu guyyyyssss!!"

Goonies.

Venom

interesting, as my phone can't do either but i would love to be able to hear two AYBABTU quotes;

after losing signal, "we get signal."

and for turning the phone on, "mainscreen turn on."

gnradd21

Ringtones in general are pretty annoying to me, but I'd love to secretly put some really weird/random ones on someone else's phone as a practical joke and have it come on very loudly in a really crowded place. Here are just a few:

"I like them French fried potaters" mmm hmm

"Hello, Clarice." (or "I can smell your ****" ok maybe not) or of course...

"Put the fucking lotion in the basket!!"

"It's aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Do you know what she did?" (The Exorcist has many other even more inappropriate ones )

"Man, who do I look like, Christopher Columbo?" (from Vacation...i love the way that guy says that line)

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!!"

"You know they say you can tell from looking at the mother what your wife will look like in the future - well, I'm a-looking, and I'm a-LIKIN'!"

"Your uncle molests collies."

"I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!"

"I fart in your general direction."

therecanbeonlyone

I've got:
"It's 4 in the fu*king morning!"
"Its Saturday!"
"No it's not it's fu*king Sunday and I've got to go to work in 4 fu*king hours because every other fu*ker it my fu*king department is fu*king ill, so can you see why I'm so fu*king angry!"
"Fu*k Yeh"



From Sean of the dead.

Michael Corvin

I have two, the "Say what again motherfucker" bit from Pulp Fiction and Timmy saying his name, "Timmay!" over and over from South Park.

heyzeus321

"Who's the fella that owns this sh*thole?" - Eastwood, Unforgiven