Ep. 3....the abridged version!
06-18-05 | 03:49 AM
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06-19-05 | 03:55 PM
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The only thing they missed was making fun of the Yoda Emperor fight scene. Otherwise really funny.
06-19-05 | 05:01 PM
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highlights for me.
1)Suddenly, IAN unleashes some force lightning on SAMUEL,
which he absorbs into his lightsaber and somehow pushes back
onto IAN, which causes him to grow old, apprently. Despite
this, IAN refuses to stop doing it.
IAN MCDIARMID
Must... bridge... gap... to...
original... trilogy...
2)EWAN MCGREGOR
It's over, Hayden. I've got the high
ground, just like Darth Maul did in
Episode 1 right before I killed him
successfully. Ignoring that, if you
jump over to me, I will cut your
shit off.
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
You underestimate my power to
decide not to jump to the low ground
in front of you where I will be able
to safely continue duelling, but to
instead try to jump all the way over
you and get my shit cut off!
1)Suddenly, IAN unleashes some force lightning on SAMUEL,
which he absorbs into his lightsaber and somehow pushes back
onto IAN, which causes him to grow old, apprently. Despite
this, IAN refuses to stop doing it.
IAN MCDIARMID
Must... bridge... gap... to...
original... trilogy...
2)EWAN MCGREGOR
It's over, Hayden. I've got the high
ground, just like Darth Maul did in
Episode 1 right before I killed him
successfully. Ignoring that, if you
jump over to me, I will cut your
shit off.
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
You underestimate my power to
decide not to jump to the low ground
in front of you where I will be able
to safely continue duelling, but to
instead try to jump all the way over
you and get my shit cut off!
06-21-05 | 04:00 PM
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What? No bunnie movie? 
06-22-05 | 03:50 PM
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Awesome, though I wish this line
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
(leaving)
On my way to kill all of the
children now! Whee!
(leaving)
On my way to kill all of the
children now! Whee!
06-22-05 | 04:32 PM
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Lots of funny!
06-22-05 | 07:03 PM
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From: ...wait a minute, where the hell am I?
INT. CORUSCANT IMPERIAL REHAB CENTER
DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN, in full suit, is situated
upright.
DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Where's Natalie Portman? Suddenly I
am worried about her again.
IAN MCDIARMID
It seems that in your overacting,
you killed her.
DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Wow, you'd think that would really
make me see the error of the Dark
Side, realize the Jedi were right
all along, and kill you right now.
Ah well.
IAN MCDIARMID
So, now that the movie is over,
would you say that the prequel
trilogy was worth making?
DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
END
It's funny because it's true.
DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN, in full suit, is situated
upright.
DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Where's Natalie Portman? Suddenly I
am worried about her again.
IAN MCDIARMID
It seems that in your overacting,
you killed her.
DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Wow, you'd think that would really
make me see the error of the Dark
Side, realize the Jedi were right
all along, and kill you right now.
Ah well.
IAN MCDIARMID
So, now that the movie is over,
would you say that the prequel
trilogy was worth making?
DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
END
It's funny because it's true.
06-22-05 | 11:42 PM
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I found this really funny - thanks!
Highlights for me....
1) YODA
Take him to his family on Tatooine.
EWAN MCGREGOR
Wait, really? You mean, to hide him
from Hayden and Ian, we're going to
allow him to keep the last name
Skywalker, bring him to Hayden's
birth planet, and put him in the
care of his actual relatives? It
would take like an hour of research
to track him down if the Empire
wanted him.
2) EWAN MCGREGOR
Hayden! What the hell, your whole
reason for turning was to save her.
That was completely stupid.
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Bah, the Jedi are stupider! They
didn't know I was married to Natalie
despite the fact that we live
together, which Ian figured out in
seconds. They didn't know Ian was a
Sith. They asked me to get close to
him, knowing full well I am confused
and that he's manipulative. God, the
assassin from Attack of the Clones
allegedly couldn't be sent by
Christopher Lee because "it's not in
his character." Face it, it's a
miracle the Jedi survived this long.
Highlights for me....
1) YODA
Take him to his family on Tatooine.
EWAN MCGREGOR
Wait, really? You mean, to hide him
from Hayden and Ian, we're going to
allow him to keep the last name
Skywalker, bring him to Hayden's
birth planet, and put him in the
care of his actual relatives? It
would take like an hour of research
to track him down if the Empire
wanted him.
2) EWAN MCGREGOR
Hayden! What the hell, your whole
reason for turning was to save her.
That was completely stupid.
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Bah, the Jedi are stupider! They
didn't know I was married to Natalie
despite the fact that we live
together, which Ian figured out in
seconds. They didn't know Ian was a
Sith. They asked me to get close to
him, knowing full well I am confused
and that he's manipulative. God, the
assassin from Attack of the Clones
allegedly couldn't be sent by
Christopher Lee because "it's not in
his character." Face it, it's a
miracle the Jedi survived this long.
