in tradition with the sudden upsurge of "VS." threads, who do you think would win, Chuck Norris or the bear?

the bear. bear are just so much cooler than Chuck norris.

Was this bear trained by Bruce Lee?

Is it the Masturbating Bear from Conan O'Brien?

Chuck Norris would not only demolish the bear, he would rip off it's fur with his bare hands and make a rug out of it.

David Hasselhoff vs. the grizzly bear

I'll pay to see that.

Chuck Whoops a bear ass

One of the best characters ever on that show.

And Chuck by DQ when Joe Piscopo runs in and hits him with a chair.

Chuck by way of kick to the nads

Top Dog Chuck or Silent Rage/MIA Chuck? If the latter, I vote Chuck.

Chuck? Maybe not. Walker? Definately.

Actually, Walker (Texas Ranger) did fight a bear at least once on the show. He and the DA chick were roughing it up in the Alaskan wild, on the run after some local thugs ambushed their party, which at the time was investigating an old airplane reckage from a plane used to escape a bank robbery in texas. I don't recall how the fight ended, other than Walker was severely wounded and the bear ran off. I remember he had to help the DA chick find herbs to heal his wound.

Walker says I have aids.

TV shows tend to focus on creating drama instead of accurately representing the laws of reality. The bear beating Walker is just one such example.

In a fight....or a competition to see who has the hairiest back?

I'm thinking Chuck would win either way.

Yes! I broke the tie, I voted for the bear.

I broke the tie again, and I voted for Chuck.

-JP

The bear will have little pieces of redneck ninja in his stool for a month.

i tied it up!

Chuck Norris all the way. Sheesh, even Anthony Hopkins killed a bear in The Edge.

The BEAR duh. (Sorry, it's in my contract)

the Grizzly, OBVIOUSLY.

no idea, but I'd definately root for the bear

Hey, if Sir Anthony Hopkins took care of a bear, I'm betting Chuck could do it.

"What one man can do, another can do!"

Norris pre or post Total Gym?