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Old 12-16-04, 02:46 AM
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Tara Reid is officially earth's hottest actress

Anyone who doesn't think Tara Reid is the sexiest thing on two legs needs to check out the latest issue of Stuff Magazine. I always thought she was cute, but now that her breasts have matured and filled out, she has become the hottie to trottie. I used to believe that Lindsay Lohan would be the sex symbol for the next generation, but now I think Tara has gotten her beat by a mile.
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Originally Posted by Perkinsun Dzees
but now that her breasts have ballooned and filled up with saline, she has become the skankie to wankie. (Er, maybe not)
Fixed.
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Tara is already damaged goods. I wouldn't touch her wart-infested vagina with a ten-foot pole.
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Those pictures of her at (I think) P. Diddy's birthday party were enough to make me disagree.

And the Stuff spread, much like every spread that runs in that magazine, was "meh" at best.
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Tara Reid topped my list of fugliest, most annoying actresses when American Pie came out and I think she's just gotten worse with time. My hope is that she ends up trapped under a bus at the bottom of the ocean. I would like to see Lucas digitally edit her out of every movie she's been in and replace her with Jar Jar Binks.
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NO.

Stuff magazine, while may highlight hot women, is like looking at a photoshopped blurred image of someone. They can take just about anyone and apply enough Adobe effects on it to make them look smoking hot.

You really must not have seen her tit flop out in the P.Diddy party or else you wouldn't be talking since those tits look nasty without the photoshop help.

Then again, why the fuck is this in movie talk? Get this shit to mature so we can highlight said nastiness in said pictures.
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And for the record, Lohan wins because her tits seem to look good even without the help of STUFF magazine's photoshop fun



Not to mention she isn't used goods just yet. Unlike Reid, who has so many reports of getting pissed drunk, wasted and fucked by everyone with a dick, Lohan hasn't had that many reports out there yet.
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...but now that her breasts have matured and filled out...
I don't know what's a bigger stretch... referring to her boobjob as being "matured and filled out" or calling her an actress.
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Like a moth to a flame...
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Originally Posted by Perkinsun Dzees
Anyone who doesn't think Tara Reid is the sexiest thing on two legs needs to check out the latest issue of Stuff Magazine. I always thought she was cute, but now that her breasts have matured and filled out, she has become the hottie to trottie. I used to believe that Lindsay Lohan would be the sex symbol for the next generation, but now I think Tara has gotten her beat by a mile.
Tara Reid didn't "mature." She got breast implants, and fairly bad ones. This is nonspeculative and factually incontrovertable. She recently fell out of a dress on a red carpet, in front of a number of photographers who snapped photographs which have appeared in various places in high resolutions. Surgical scar tissue is clearly visible.

There is a website called "Awful Plastic Surgery" (won't link because I don't know the rule on this kind of content) that has detailed critiques of Tara's implants, and various other work celebrities have had done. He called the photos "Franken-nipple" because the scar tissue was so visible and severe.

The plastic surgery experts there think Lohan's are fake too, and I believe she's showed of some scar tissue herself.
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The plastic surgery experts there think Lohan's are fake too, and I believe she's showed of some scar tissue herself.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK! eh. either way, Lohan isn't as big as a skank as Reid is.
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I think between "Fat Albert Looks Great" and "Tara Reid is the hottest woman ever," we've been suckered in by some flame-bait.
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Unlike Reid, who has so many reports of getting pissed drunk, wasted and fucked by everyone with a dick, Lohan hasn't had that many reports out there yet.
I would like to help add to those reports...over...and over again...mmmmmmmmm Lohan tits...
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Reid looks like five miles of bad road. ...and she can't act. She needs to stick to what she does best: getting fucked up with her pals Paris Hilton and Lizzie Grubman....perhaps Lizzie can get tanked and back over a group of people with her car again.
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For all you guys who are so hot for Lohan: are you going to purchase her CD?
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I always compared Tara Reid with Amy Smart. I preferred Amy Smart (and still do).
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Yeah, she's not what most would consider an "actress"
Yeah, she seems annoying
Yeah, her boob job seems like it was less than perfect

But I'm sure - given the chance - most of the Reid naysayers would bang her like a screen door on a windy day.

I know I would....
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She's quite the late bloomer. Didn't 'mature' until she was 29 years old...
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why is this thread in the movie section?
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Maybe I'm weird, but I don't like my women with hideously scarred nipples. So I definitely have to disagree w/ this thread title.

Even before that, I thought Tara Reid wasn't that hot. She is a dime a dozen, I've seen hotter girls in the mall.
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Maybe I'm weird, but I don't like my women with hideously scarred nipples.
FREAK!!!!

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Personally, I'm more than a little tired of seeing her on every other men's magazine cover over the last couple years.
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Boy, talk about posting on the wrong message board.
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too bad Tara can't act...


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