DVD Talk Forum

DVD Talk Forum (https://forum.dvdtalk.com/)
-   Movie Talk (https://forum.dvdtalk.com/movie-talk-17/)
-   -   favorite speeches/monologues (https://forum.dvdtalk.com/movie-talk/366597-favorite-speeches-monologues.html)

devilshalo 05-29-04 08:40 PM


Originally posted by harosa
Didnt expect anyone to quote Kill BIll
Especially since it's a dialogue. -ohbfrank-

POWERBOMB 05-29-04 10:53 PM

George C. Scott in Patton in front of the American flag.

That is the single most fav speech I remember seeing as a child and when I have a new boss at work or when we go to war I always think of that speech.

Rivero 05-29-04 11:00 PM


Originally posted by devilshalo
Especially since it's a dialogue. -ohbfrank-
A weak dialogue at that. Tell me, anyone, what is so special or memorable or great about that long-ass exchange?

J-Dubya 05-29-04 11:39 PM

Jason Robards in magnolia(near the end)

Julianne Moore in magnolia(at the pharmacy)

Apone 05-29-04 11:56 PM

Apocalypse Now

"In a war there are many moments for compassion and tender action. There are many moments for ruthless action - what is often called ruthless - what may in many circumstances be only clarity, seeing clearly what there is to be done and doing it, directly, quickly, awake, looking at it."

greenknight 05-30-04 12:07 AM

Brando's speech as Marc Antony on the senate steps in Julius Caesar.

PorkChopExpress 05-30-04 03:37 AM

Have to second A. Baldwin's "Brass Balls" in Glengarry.

Also loved Pacino in Heat--I can't remember the lines exactly, but it goes something like, "She's got a great ass! And you've got your head, all the up it!" Very funny.

As well, there's a zillion of 'em in The Big Lebowski. John Goodman's character is absolutely priceless.

mljones99 05-30-04 08:19 AM


Originally posted by cruzness

George C. Scott in Patton in front of the American flag.


:thumbsup:

PalmerJoss 05-30-04 08:37 AM

My personal fav is Pacino's "inches" speech in Any Given Sunday. It never fails to get me pumped up and bring a tear to my eye at the same time.

B.A. 05-30-04 10:30 AM

"Supermodels are beautiful girls, Will. A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man--promise. Promise of a better day. Promise of a greater hope. Promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl. In her smile, in her soul, the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like it's going to be okay. The supermodels, Willy? That's all they are. Bottled promise. Scenes from a brand new day. Hope dancing in stiletto heels." - Michael Rappaport (Beautiful Girls)

taa455 05-30-04 01:34 PM

Kurt Russell's speech in Miracle.

If we played them 10 times, they might beat us 9... but they won't beat us tonight.

flagstone 05-30-04 04:37 PM

Carl : So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

DVDho78DTS 05-30-04 04:57 PM

Fargo

Spoiler:
So that was Mrs. Lundegaard in there? ... I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper ... And those three people in Brainerd ... And for what? For a little bit of money ... There's more to life than money, you know ... Don't you know that?... And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day... Well ...
... I just don't understand it.

hihosteverino 05-31-04 02:05 AM

From Apocalypse Now:

"Do you know what the man is saying? Do you? This is dialectics. It's very simple dialectics. One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions. What are you going to land on, one quarter, three-eighths, what are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something -- that's dialectic physics, OK? Dialectic logic is there's only love and hate, you either love somebody or you hate them."

jfoobar 05-31-04 04:07 PM


Originally posted by flagstone
Carl : So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
:lol: :up:

cupon 06-01-04 01:48 AM

Ralph Fiennes eulogy near the end of Sunshine for the friend he betrayed.

RyoHazuki 06-01-04 02:51 AM

"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?"

- Clark Griswold

criptik28 06-01-04 06:39 AM

Alec Baldwin's speech during the deposition/hearing in Malice, when asked if he had a God complex.

Russell Crowe in Gladiator when he reveals his true identity to the Emperor.

Denzel Washington rallying the troops shortly after the bus exploded in The Siege.

How about Sylvester Stallone's speech at the end of Rambo: First Blood, Part II?

costanza187 06-01-04 08:20 AM


Originally posted by RyoHazuki
"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?"

- Clark Griswold


True... this really is probably my favorite, that and Steve Martin's Rental Car counter rant in Planes Trains and Automobiles.

Rypro 525 06-01-04 09:37 AM


Originally posted by costanza187
True... this really is probably my favorite, that and Steve Martin's Rental <A TITLE="Click for more information about car" STYLE="text-decoration: none; border-bottom: medium solid green;" HREF="http://search.targetwords.com/u.search?x=5977|1||||cars|AA1VDw">Car</A> counter rant in Planes Trains and Automobiles.
yeah that was great


Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of ****ing nowhere with ****ing keys to a ****ing car that isn't ****ing there. And I really didn't care to ****ing walk down a ****ing highway and across a ****ing runway to get back here to have you smile at my ****ing face. I want a ****ing car RIGHT ****ING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement.
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy what?
Car Rental Agent: You're ****ed!

Jazzbutcher 06-01-04 01:17 PM

Not technically monologues, but Three great narrations from A River Runs Through It

"My brother stood before us not on a bank of the Big Blackfoot River, but suspended above the earth free from all its laws like a work of art. And I knew, just as surely, and just as clearly that life is not a work of art and that the moment could not last. And so, when the police sergeant awakened me one morning just before Jessie and I left for Chicago I rose and asked no questions."

"Each one of us here today will, at one time in our lives, look upon a loved one in need and ask the same question: We are willing Lord, but what, if anything, is needed? For it is true that we can seldom help those closest to us. Either we don’t know what part of ourselves to give, or more often than not, that part we have to give... is not wanted. And so it is those we live with and should know who elude us... But we can still love them... We can love—completely—even without complete understanding..."


"Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs... I am haunted by waters."

Joel 06-07-04 12:01 AM

Just a few from many of my faves ..

"Well, how about this way? I love that you get cold when it's seventy one degrees out, I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich, I love that you get a little crinkle above you nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts, I love that after I spend a day with you I can still smell your perfume on my clothes and I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Years Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of the life to start as soon as possible."
- When Harry Met Sally - Always, always love the man who could say such a sweet thing.

"You died on a Saturday morning, and I had you placed here, under our tree. And I had that house of your father's bulldozed to the ground. Mama always said dying was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't. Little Forrest, he's doing just fine. 'Bout to start school again soon. I make his breakfast, lunch and dinner everyday. Teaching him how to play ping-pong. He's really good. We fish a lot. And everynight we read a book- and he's so smart Jenny. You'd be so proud of him, I am. He, uh, wrote you a letter, but he says I can't read it, I'm not supposed to, so I'll just leave it here for you. Jenny, I don't know if Mama's right or if its Lieutenant Dan, I don't know if we each have a destiny or if we're all floating around accidental, like on a breeze. But I think maybe its both, maybe both is happening at the same time. I miss you, Jenny. If there's anything you need, I won't be far away."
- Forrest Gump - *sniff*

"So if I asked you about art you could give me the skinny on every art book ever written.. Michelangelo? You know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientation, the whole works, right? But I bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seen that .. If I asked you about women you'd probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me how it feels to wake up next to a woman and be truly happy. You're a tough kid. I ask you about war, and you'd probably, uh, throw Shakespeare at me, right? 'Once more into the breach, dear friends.' But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap and watched him draw his last breath, looking to you for help. And if I asked you about love y'probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone could level you with her eyes. Feeling like God had put an angel on earth just for you .. who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know how it felt to be her angel and to have the love to be there for her forever. Through anything. Through cancer. You wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in a hospital room for two months holding her hand and not leaving because the doctors could see in your eyes that the term visiting hours don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, because that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself. I doubt you've never dared to love anything that much. I look at you; I don't see an intelligent, confident man; I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius, Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine and ripped my ****in' life apart. You're an orphan right? Do you think I'd know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally, I don't give a shit about that, because you know what? I can't learn anything from you I can't read in some ****in' book. Unless you wanna talk about you, who you are. And I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't wanna do that, do you, sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief."
- Good Will Hunting - When Sean stopped talking, I almost clapped my hands. Good move.

"That's why we call it The Majestic. Any man, woman, child could buy their ticket, walk right in. Here they'd be, here we'd be. 'Yes sir, yes ma'am. Enjoy the show.' And in they'd come entering a palace, like in a dream, like in heaven. Maybe you had worries and problems out there, but once you came through those doors, they didn't matter anymore. And you know why? Chaplin, that's why. And Keaton and Lloyd. Garbo, Gable, and Lombard, and Jimmy Stewart and Jimmy Cagney. Fred and Ginger. They were gods. And they lived up there. That was Olympus. Would you remember if I told you how lucky we felt just to be here? To have the privilege of watching them. I mean, this television thing. Why would you want to stay at home and watch a little box? Because it's convenient? Because you don't have to get dressed up, because you could just sit there? I mean, how can you call that entertainment, alone in your living room? Where's the other people? Where's the audience? Where's the magic? I'll tell you, in a place like this, the magic is all around you. The trick is to see it."
- The Majestic - which I say this a case of home theatre vs. cinema :D.

"You beasts! But I'm not beaten yet. You've won the battle, but I'm about to win the wardrobe. My spotty puppy coat is in plain sight and leaving tracks. In a moment I'll have what I came for, while all of you will end up as sausage meat, alone on some sad, plastic plate. Dead and medium red. No friends, no family, no pulse. Just slapped between two buns, smothered in onions, with fries on the side. Cruella De Vil has the last laugh!"
- 101 Dalmatians - -eek-

Rammsteinfan 06-07-04 12:25 AM

Anything Gunnery Sgt Hartman said in FMJ.

JoeyOhhhh 06-07-04 12:26 AM

Mitch: True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
Beanie: And it stops there, and continues right here, because what I think my friend Mitch is saying is that true love is blind.

eedoon 06-07-04 02:20 AM


Originally posted by tdirgins
Not technically monologues, but Three great narrations from A River Runs Through It

"My brother stood before us not on a bank of the Big Blackfoot River, but suspended above the earth free from all its laws like a work of art. And I knew, just as surely, and just as clearly that life is not a work of art and that the moment could not last. And so, when the police sergeant awakened me one morning just before Jessie and I left for Chicago I rose and asked no questions."

"Each one of us here today will, at one time in our lives, look upon a loved one in need and ask the same question: We are willing Lord, but what, if anything, is needed? For it is true that we can seldom help those closest to us. Either we don’t know what part of ourselves to give, or more often than not, that part we have to give... is not wanted. And so it is those we live with and should know who elude us... But we can still love them... We can love—completely—even without complete understanding..."


"Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs... I am haunted by waters."

A great movie that deserves more love. :up:


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:04 AM.


Copyright © 2026 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.