Ven Helsing plot question
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Ven Helsing plot question
Okay, the previews make it obvious he goes to Transylvania to protect gypsy princess Kate Beckinsale because she is the last of a line of people who for some strange reason must battle Dracula. My question is:
-Seeing as how they are both Monster hunters, why doesn't he just throw her over his shoulder, take her to a gypsy trailer, and make baby monster hunters? Problem of her being the last on solved! I mean come on! Look at Kate she's gorgeous! I would start trying to find ways to hit it the minute I laid eyes on her if I were Van Helsing.
Guess that's why I'm not Van Helsing.
-Seeing as how they are both Monster hunters, why doesn't he just throw her over his shoulder, take her to a gypsy trailer, and make baby monster hunters? Problem of her being the last on solved! I mean come on! Look at Kate she's gorgeous! I would start trying to find ways to hit it the minute I laid eyes on her if I were Van Helsing.
Guess that's why I'm not Van Helsing.
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I would start trying to find ways to hit it the minute I laid eyes on her if I were Van Helsing.
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I'm looking forward to the movie, it looks cool. But, I already know the whole plot without ever seeing it. Here's what's gonna happen:
The movie starts with VH hunting frankenstein just because he's bad, they have a fight and VH wins. Then they become friends. He sees his priest boss who sends him after dracula. He goes to the village and kills the army of darkness wannabe flying thing and gets Kate to wanna luv him, as seen in the trailer. Then they go after Dracula together (all 3 of em). Dracula sends a bunch of vampires and the wolfman to kill VH. Frankie dies to save VH and the pretty lady, exactly half way through the movie. wolfman gets away but eventually VH kills him right before he finds out that Dracula is his father. Big final battle ensues. Dracula dies but will have a magical power to come back in the sequel. VH saves the village and gets the girl, but he has to be a loner so he makes the sacrifice (sacrifice being not shaggin Kate Bekinsale) and walks off alone with just a silouette of him with a full moon. A wolf howls in the distance letting us know that the sequel has been greenlighted. Roll credits.
So, am I close?
The movie starts with VH hunting frankenstein just because he's bad, they have a fight and VH wins. Then they become friends. He sees his priest boss who sends him after dracula. He goes to the village and kills the army of darkness wannabe flying thing and gets Kate to wanna luv him, as seen in the trailer. Then they go after Dracula together (all 3 of em). Dracula sends a bunch of vampires and the wolfman to kill VH. Frankie dies to save VH and the pretty lady, exactly half way through the movie. wolfman gets away but eventually VH kills him right before he finds out that Dracula is his father. Big final battle ensues. Dracula dies but will have a magical power to come back in the sequel. VH saves the village and gets the girl, but he has to be a loner so he makes the sacrifice (sacrifice being not shaggin Kate Bekinsale) and walks off alone with just a silouette of him with a full moon. A wolf howls in the distance letting us know that the sequel has been greenlighted. Roll credits.
So, am I close?
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I don't know about this one. I hate the guy playing Dracula for some reason. He really sucks. His name is Richard Roxburgh and I seem to really dislike every role he's played. I liked Moulin Rouge but he was the worst part about it.
LXG just really sucked all around but I loathed his acting in it.
LXG just really sucked all around but I loathed his acting in it.