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depends whether they fight in the real world or the Matrix
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Jesus vs. Neo: who would win?

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Old 04-15-04, 05:17 PM
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Jesus vs. Neo: who would win?
Neo vs. Jesus?

The One vs. The King of Kings?

Neo is a better fighter but Jesus is way tougher. If Neo didn't knock out Christ early then Neo would be in a world of hurt.

I'm going with the Prince of Peace by armbar in the 7th round.

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It's pretty clear that Neo knows Kung Fu. Jesus on the other hand allowed himself to get his ass whipped.

Cearly.. Neo wins.
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They are the same thing.
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I voted Jesus, though I think he would find a way around fighting.

I smell a South Park story here!
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Neo can bend the "Matrix" to his will.. Jesus can bend all to his will.

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Originally posted by Jackskeleton
It's pretty clear that Neo knows Kung Fu. Jesus on the other hand allowed himself to get his ass whipped.

AH yes, but even Jesus had his pissed-off days. Take the time he lashed out at the moneychangers in the public temple area when he stormed into Jerusalem. Overturning tables and seats, an entire temple of influential merchants , all kicked out by one guy. I guess you could say this was his 'Lobby scene'.
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Originally posted by PixyJunket
Neo can bend the "Matrix" to his will.. Jesus can bend all to his will.
Raises an interesting question. Say Jesus was plugged into the Matrix. Would he be able to behave like a messiah still? The unplugged Neo was just a man. Would the plugged Jesus be limited? Would he be vulnerable to death by computer programmers?
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Jesus would just unplug that bastard with the power of God. Match over.
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Jesus would win, he's got the big boss in his corner.
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Originally posted by PixyJunket
Neo can bend the "Matrix" to his will.. Jesus can bend all to his will.
Sure, according to Christian theology. But also according to Christian theology, he won't. There's that little matter of free will.
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Put my money on the Bantamweight from Bethlehem.

Jesus fights dirty.

Just do a google on "Inquisition"...
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jesus doesnt exist...therefore...Neo wins?!...but then some could argue that he doesnt exist either....ergo i am unable to respond to this poll


im a silly billy eh?
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Jesus would win, he's got the big boss in his corner.
And Neo has the machines on his side after saving the real world and the Matrix from Agent Smith.
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Not to mention Neo has the Architect on his cornor..

Besides, the big boss LET jesus die once. Who's to say he wont dump his boy again.
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Besides, the big boss LET jesus die once. Who's to say he wont dump his boy again.
I really should take offense to that...but it's so incredibly funny that I just can't.
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...the mind boggles (well, mine does, anyway) at the utter idiocy of some of these so-called "polls"...

How 'bout Jesus vs. Rocky? or Superman? or Spiderman?

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Jesus vs Rocky is no match. You already see the underdog go at with satan and he had to have the fight thrown for him.. sheesh.
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Originally posted by Hendrik
...the mind boggles (well, mine does, anyway) at the utter idiocy of some of these so-called "polls"...

How 'bout Jesus vs. Rocky? or Superman? or Spiderman?

. . . . . .
I'm pretty sure Rivero intended to be sarcastic when he started this particular poll.


In all seriousness - I think it would be a draw.
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Jesus, because we know he gets back up. Neo wasn't going anywhere at the end of Revolutions.
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THis is so sad. This thread should be locked! What's wrong with you dude? I would stick to the who would win batman or superman bullshit. This is just plain wrong.
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I've read Groucho's post Get Me Coffee, and you sir, are no groucho..
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Neo hands down. Jesus can take a beating no doubt but he hasnt shown the ability to dish it out. Plus, from what I understand hes a bit of a booze hound. But then again, I would be to if I could make it out of water.

Now Zeus on the other hand can bring the pain.
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