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Maggie Cheung is a better Trinity than Zhang Ziyi is.
Zhang Ziyi's more of a little brat..

Good one :D

Back to the Matrix
Directed by Robert Zemeckis

Neo: Michael J. Fox
Trinity: Elizabeth Shue
Agent Smith: Thomas F. Wilson
The Merovingian: Crispin Glover
Persephone: Lea Thompson
The Architect: Christopher Lloyd

Too true. In fact, she could have been the Kid. And while I'm changing the genders of characters, she could have also been the very bratty Lock.


BTW, I find it funny that someone suggested Connery as the Architect since I always felt that was the character that was offered to him.

MatrixXx directed by Rob Cohen

Neo : Vin Diesel
Trinity: Asia Argento
Morpheus: Sam Jackson

Agent Smith = Gary Oldman

I think that Hayden Christenson could have done a worse job at Neo than Keanu.

This is easy...

Neo - Andrew Dice Clay
Morpheus - Shaquille O'Neal
Trinity - Jessica Alba
Agent Smith - Paul Reubens
Merovingian - Jason Mewes
Persephone - Jessica Simpson
The Oracle - Wesley Snipes (in drag)
The Twins - Hulk Hogan and David Spade
The Architect - Ozzy Osbourne

Sample scenes
Neo: Who the **** are you?
The Architect: I'm the bloody ockteck. Ike raid dumuth afeckian Matrickus. You prolly wonder what the **** goin hell here, huh? Questions **** and I bluh alter em conshint, heh? Ergo, might not unnasten what the *** I'm saying see huh.
Neo: What the **** are you sayin', j**koff?
The Architect: I done een know what I'm bloody sayin ****.

Agent Smith: Me me me.
Agent Smith: I know you are, but what am I?