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I'm surprised I'm the first one to mention "You'll believe a man can fly"
I liked "This time, it's personal" for Jaws 4, only for sentimental reasons. I was 10 when it came out...and never saw the film. |
"For God's Sake, Get Out" (Amityville Horror)
good/bad, I'm not sure. "A Rags To Riches To Rags Story" (The Jerk) Good. "Horrors From Outer Space Paralyze The Living And Resurrect The Dead!" (Plan 9 From Outer Space) Another example of not knowing good/bad due to the nature of the picture. |
Originally posted by drexel she'll be back - t3= worst |
"There's something about your first piece." - American Pie
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Best
Fight Club- Mischief. Mayhem. Soap. lol. :) Worst T3- She'll be back. :yack: |
Originally posted by Amadeus Worst T3- She'll be back. :yack: |
Originally posted by Buttmunker Who's this SHE that they're referring to? Arnold's coming back in drag?! By the way in case you don't know the SHE is the new villain, the Terminatrix i believe. -rolleyes- |
Originally posted by NiCK Crush in the backround of what? -NiCK |
One of the worst I've seen recently is this one for Hart's War: Heroes are measured by what they do.
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One of my favorites - "Get Ready To Root For The Bad Guy" from Payback.
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One that's always stuck in my head:
Wayne's World You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll hurl. |
My all-time fave:
"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth." - Dawn of the Dead Other favorites: "If Nancy Doesn't Wake Up Screaming She Won't Wake Up At All.." - A Nightmare on Elm Street "If you're not back by midnight... you won't be coming home." - Prom Night "He knows when you've been naughty!" - Silent Night Deadly Night Least Favorites: In the trailer for Minority Report - "On June 21, Everybody Runs!".. or something ot that effect. It's not so much the "Everybody runs" part, but when coupled with the date, just sounds ridiculous to me. |
I always liked the one for Re-Animator:
"Herbert West Has A Very Good Head On His Shoulders... And Another One In A Dish On His Desk" And Army Of Darkness: "Trapped in Time, Surrounded by Evil, Low on Gas" The worst: "Good Grief, It's Candy!" |
since my favorites were already mentioned (Jaws2, Superman, Alien) here are some misc ones that strike me funny
"Somebody warn the west, ****** Charley ain't running no more" - The Legend of ****** Charley The Brother man in the motherland. - Shaft in Africa They transplanted a white bigots head onto a soul brothers body! - the Thing with Two Heads How much snake can one woman take? - Black Cobra Are mental paitents turned loose too soon? -The Night runner Body of a boy! Mind of a monster! Soul of an unearthly thing! -I Was A Teenage Frankenstein |
Some of my favorites:
"The man with the hat is back and this time he's bringing his dad" - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade "They fought like seven hundred " - The Magnificent Seven "Every man dies, not every man lives" - Braveheart "Everything is suspect, everyone is for sale and nothing is as it seems" - LA Confidential |
BEST - "The night he came home," Halloween
WORST - From Just Visiting, "They're not just from the past, they're from France!" |
I sincerely hope they eventually come up with better taglines for Kill Bill than "The 4th Film By Quentin Tarantino" and "Uma Thurman Is Going To...".
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Not great, not terrible:
"Hollywood Had It Coming" -Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back |
"The Citizen Cane of Alcoholic Clown Movies" - Shakes the Clown
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Another vote for In space no one can hear you scream - Alien
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Some of my favorites:
"Fate Has Chosen Him. A Fellowship Will Protect Him. Evil Will Hunt Them." - LOTR:FOTR "They travelled back where 23rd century man had never gone before. To a mad, crazy, outrageous time: 1986." - Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home "Some memories are best forgotten." - Memento "Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire." - Schindler's List "Forget everything you know. Forget everything you've seen. On April 2, The Matrix has you." - The Matrix |
I always kinda liked "Something has survived" from The Lost World
Some other good ones: "Whoever wins...we lose" from AvP "Houston, we have a problem" from Apollo 13 "They're here" and "They're back" from Poltergeist I and II and a really bad one: "The creators of JAWS and STAR WARS now bring you the ultimate hero in the ultimate adventure" from Raiders of the Lost Ark Here's a cool website that has a bunch of stuff like classic quotes and taglines, etc http://www.filmsite.org/index.html |
They Live: "You think they're people just like you. You're wrong. Dead wrong."
In the Mouth of Madness: "Lived any good books lately?" Halloween: "The night HE came home." What is it with Carpenter and cool taglines... Conan the Barbarian: "Thief. Warrior. Gladiator. King." |
ALIEN probably takes the prize here, but I also love some of the ones for its first sequel:
"Now there's a whole planet of them...waiting" "There are some places in the universe you don't go alone" ALIEN3 also has the misleading, but still badass, "The bitch is back" Several of the STAR TREK tags are gems: "The human adventure is just beginning" "At the end of the universe lies the beginning of vengeance" "The battle for peace has begun" (though its reworking for STAR TREK: INSURRECTION's tagline--"The battle for paradise has begun"--was weak) Some other greats from the BACK TO THE FUTUREs: "He was never in time for his classes...He wasn't in time for his dinner...Then one day...he wasn't in his time at all." -- BACK TO THE FUTURE "It's about time" -- BACK TO THE FUTURE, PART II And a personal favorite (you can't tell me this isn't tagline perfection): "Before a lifetime of adventure, they had the adventure of a lifetime" -- YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES |
Originally Posted by whoopdido
"Whoever wins...we lose" from AvP
I also laugh out loud everytime I think of the goofy tagline for The 13th Floor: You can go there, even though it doesn't exist. And the worst tagline ever? I don't know where it originated, but you see it on every third direct to video horror piece of crap that comes out: Evil Never Sleeps (or) Dies. |
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