yup

Someone answers the phone:
"Hello? hey yo scumbag. Suck your own. Eat me. Same to you buttface!"

Slams phone down. "Mom says hi"

Just One of the Guys


"I'm Kurt."
"I'm Ed."
"I'm aware."
"You said you were Kurt!"

Good Burger


What Is the Airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Monty Python and The Holy Grail

An easy one:

"People say that if you don't love America, then get the hell out. Well, I love America"

Born on the Fourth of July

"Put your seatbelt on, boy. I don't ride with anybody 'less they wear their seatbelt. It's one of my rules."

sheesh no one answered my last one. this thread is all out of order.

repo man. same quote i put up last time

"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agreed with the second part."

seven

i answered three now, sheesh

"you did have hair when you went in there, right?
yeah. it's still in the sink, if you want to glue it."

Empire Records

"Code Word is "Nice Rack". And I'll say "I forgot my bra"

The Tuxedo

"Oswald was a ****."

The Usual Suspects


"I started fooling around. Then I started screwing around, which is fooling around-without dinner."

Chicago.

"If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you."

Strange Brew


"John Wayne was a f@g."

Repo man

"ok, buddies, I was only trying to cheer yo up. go on, play some sad old b*stard music, see if I care"

High Fidelity


"All that ringing. Now we know what the world sounds like to Pete Townsend"

MST3K

"I dunno, they were jammies! They had Yodas and sh*t on 'em!"

Raising Arizona.

How about:

"Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends."

-doc

25th hour

here's mine

"But I don't think that we should romanticize what happened between you and her. Two people meet in a bar after a Led Zepplin concert, head out, and I was the result."

the rock

'i have to go home.'
'you are home.'

one of the best quotes ever imo. maybe not on the page, but definitely in the film.

"Almost Famous"

"This is national TV. So don't pick your noses or scratch your nuts."

-doc

North Dallas Forty

"We always have funny things happen when we start that number."

I may call shinanigans, this is actually from a Rock concert/documentary, Gimme Shelter.

Speed kills, or worse, makes you psychotic. People like it cause it makes them feel they're in control of their destinies.