Tea Leoni - "I don't do T&A very well because I haven't got much of either."

Doh, I thought you ment from a reviewer.

"When my firend said we should watch this movie i thought he said fitfh elephant instead of element and i thought it would going to be a circus movie or somethin"

and then she got a boob job

hence the reason why the quote is funny.......

Here's a trio of great quotes

I don't know much about women. I've been married for 28 years, you know. ~ Wallace Beery in Grand Hotel (1932)

She was the greatest of them all. You wouldn't know, you're too young. In one week she received 17,000 fan letters. Men bribed her hairdresser to get a lock of her hair. There was a maharajah who came all the way from India to beg one of her silk stockings. Later he strangled himself with it! ~ Erich von Stroheim in Sunset Blvd. (1950)

The last mass trials were a great success. There are going to be fewer but better Russians. ~ Greta Garbo in Ninotchka (1939)

I know it's not the same thing... but I don't think that any thread about quotes on IMDB can be complete without paying tribute to the late-great Cameron Osborne.

http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=224689

A moment of silence please.