McHawkson

That one is my favorite quote.

evenflow

I think you got it wrong.

It's:

"Why am I Mr Pink?"
"Because you're a f@ggot, ok?"

The Pu$$y part comes after Mr.Brown says his name sounds like Mr. $hit.

I think.

jim_mailman1962

We Graduated High School. How Totally Amazing. - Ghost World

asabase

No Office Space quotes yet?

Rypro 525

well you wanted one

Steve: Hi, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.

hgar78

"people who talk in metaphors can shampoo my crotch" --jack nicholson as melvin, as good as it gets

"go away or i shall taunt you a second time" --frenchman, monty python and the holy grail

here's my office space quote....
"i said no salt, NOOO salt."

vdadlani219

"You let Screech into the *****in club?" - MADE

That little sequence is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

woofman

"It places the lotion in the basket" - SOTL

" Adel, what kinda cuckoo-brain carries a cactus in her purse" - Kalifornia

Danny_boy

"F**k me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa to you?" - Heathers

"Hand me the keys you f**king c*cksucker" - The Usual Suspects

"What we do in life echoes in eternity" - Gladiator

Jeff Spicoli: No shirt, no shoes...
Jeff and Stoner Buds: No dice! Ohhhh.
Brad Hamilton: Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it. - Fast Times at Ridgemont High

The following are all from Tombstone:

"I'm your huckleberry."

"I have two guns, one for each of ya."

Wyatt Earp: Well, I'll be damned.
Doc Holliday: You may indeed, if you get lucky.

mcarver

Repo Man (1984)
Miller: Say you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone says plate, or shrimp, or plate of shrimp. Out of the blue. No use looking for one either. It's part of the lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything.

Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, The (1984)
Buckaroo Banzai: Hey, hey, hey. Don't be mean. We don't have to be mean because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

jim_cook87

"Well, I believe in the soul, the ****, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
Crash Davis, Bull Durham

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
Keyser Soze, The Usual Suspects"

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
Tyler Durden, Fight Club

"You're not getting this back. I consider it ******* tax."
Marla Singer, Fight Club

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."
Narrator, Fight Club

"Back off man. I'm a scientist."
Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
Rick Blaine, Casablanca

"I'll be back."
The Terminator

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
Michael Corleone, The Godfather

So many great lines, and impossible to just pick 5 or 10, I could keep going for ever...

iggystar

"Get away from her you B****!"
Aliens

"You told Harpo to beat me!"
The Color Purple

"You look fine."..."I didn't ask."
Batman

"As you wish..."
The Princess Bride

"There is no spoon."
The Matrix

Eric S

In addition to some of the already mentioned quotes, a few (not in any particular order) that stick in my mind are:

"I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable! I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is! I've gotta get outta here!"
Guy - Galaxy Quest

"Pollution. Crime. Drugs, poverty, disease, hunger, despair--we throw GOBS of money at them and problems only get worse. Why is that? Because money's most powerful ability is to allow bad people to continue doing bad things at the expense of those who don't have it."
Cosmo - Sneakers

"...when I'm around you, I find myself showing off, which is the idiot's version of being interesting."
Harris - L.A. Story

"Satan says you need more color!"
(don't remember the character's name) - Cecil B. Demented (you probably had to see it to get it)

"Have fun storming the castle!"
Miracle Max - The Princess Bride

"Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia', but only slightly less famous is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!'"
Vizzini - The Princess Bride

"Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training."
Zed - Men In Black

THORN

well considering i sit around the poker table every tuesday night doing nothing but movie quotes with my buddies, i cant really pick only 5 or 10 so instead ill jus name 5 or 10 movies i usually quote from

FULL METAL JACKET (boot camp section)
GHOSTBUSTERS
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
FIGHT CLUB
THE PRESIDIO
PULP FICTION
STAR WARS (all)
STAR TREK (all)
THE PRINCESS BRIDE
UNDERCOVER BROTHER
BLAZING SADLES
TO BE OR NOT TO BE
SPACEBALLS
CLERKS
CHASING AMY
OFFICE SPACE
PREDATOR

and tons more too

scince i can pretty much recite every line from every one of those movies ( yet i cant remember what i had for lunch yesterday --go figure ) i guess all of them are favs

but whos counting

hgar78

"it places the lotion in the basket" --ccartman playing 'lambs', south park

Tscott

Wonder Boys-
Now, that is a big trunk. It holds a tuba, a suitcase, a dead dog, and a garment bag almost perfectly.

Arsenic and Old Lace-
He wouldn't have died of pneumonia if I hadn't shot him.

No, no, Johnny, you cannot count him. You got twelve, they got twelve. The old ladies is just as good as you are.

Blood Simple- last lines...


Kiss Me Deadly-
Now listen, Mike. Listen carefully. I'm going to pronounce a few words. They're harmless words. Just a bunch of letters scrambled together. But their meaning is very important. Try to understand what they mean...

Being John Malkovich-
John Malkovich: Charlie, I don't know anything about the girl, man! She could be like a f***ing witch or something!

Charlie Sheen: That's even better!! Hot lesbian witches! Think about it! It's f***ing genius!

Vampyr

There are just too many to list.....But......Here's some:

- Home. I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal. The jungle is my home. For 20 years I have lived in this jungle hell. I was classed as a madman, a charlatan. Outlawed in the world of science, which had previously hailed me as a genius. Now here in this jungle hell, I have proved that I was right. ~ Bela Lugosi in Bride of the Monster (1956)


- Ninotchka: Why do you want to carry my bags?
Porter: That is my business.
Ninotchka: That's no business. That's social injustice.
Porter: That depends on the tip. ~ Ninotchka (1939)


- Bujlianoff: There's an old Turkish proverb that says: "If something smells bad, why put your nose in it?"
Ninotchka: And there is an old Russian saying: "The cat with cream on his whiskers had better find good excuses." ~ Ninotchka (1939)


- Leon: A Russian! I love Russians! Comrade, I've been fascinated by your five-year plan for the last fifteen years. ~ Ninotchka (1939)


- Ninotchka: The last mass trials were a great success. There are going to be fewer but better Russians. ~ Ninotchka (1939)


- Hjalmar Poelzig: The phone is dead. Do you hear that Vitus? Even the phone is dead. ~ Black Cat, The (1934)


- Elwood P. Dowd: Here, let me give you one of my cards. Now if you should want to call me, use this number. This other one is the old number. ~ Harvey (1950)


- Elwood P. Dowd: Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it. ~ Harvey (1950)


- Jefferson Smith: Just get up off the ground, that's all I ask. Get up there with that lady that's up on top of this Capitol dome, that lady that stands for liberty. Take a look at this country through her eyes if you really want to see something. And you won't just see scenery; you'll see the whole parade of what Man's carved out for himself, after centuries of fighting. Fighting for something better than just jungle law, fighting so as he can stand on his own two feet, free and decent, like he was created, no matter what his race, color, or creed. That's what you'd see. There's no place out there for graft, or greed, or lies, or compromise with human liberties. And, uh, if that's what the grownups have done with this world that was given to them, then we'd better get those boys' camps started fast and see what the kids can do. And it's not too late, because this country is bigger than the Taylors, or you, or me, or anything else. Great principles don't get lost once they come to light. They're right here; you just have to see them again! ~ Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)


- Grandpa Martin Vanderhof: Lincoln said, "With malice toward none, with charity to all." Nowadays they say, "Think the way I do or I'll bomb the daylights outta you." ~ You Can't Take It with You (1938)


- [I]Nick Charles: You see, when it comes to words like that, an illiterate person--
Polly Byrnes: Whaddaya mean "illiterate"? My father and mother were married right here in the city hall! ~ After the Thin Man (1936)


- Nora Charles: Waiter, will you serve the nuts? I mean, will you serve the guests the nuts? ~ Thin Man, The (1934)


- J.B. Books: I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them. ~ Shootist, The (1976)


- Reverend Harper: Have you ever tried to persuade him that he wasn't Teddy Roosevelt?
Abby Brewster: Oh, no.
Martha Brewster: Oh, he's so happy being Teddy Roosevelt.
Abby Brewster: Oh... Do you remember, Martha, once, a long time ago, we thought if he'd be George Washington, it would be a change for him, and we suggested it.
Martha Brewster: And do you know what happened? He just stayed under his bed for days and wouldn't be anybody. ~ Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)


- Mortimer Brewster: Aunt Abby, how can I believe you? There are twelve bodies in the cellar and you admit you poisoned them!
Aunt Abby Brewster: Yes, I did. But you don't think I'd stoop to telling a fib! ~ Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)


- Sir Wilfrid: Be prepared for hysterics and even a fainting spell. Better have smelling salts handy and a nip of brandy.
Christine Vole: I do not think that will be necessary. I never faint because I am not sure that I will fall gracefully and I never use smelling salts because they puff up the eyes. I am Christine Vole. ~ Witness for the Prosecution (1957)


- Leonard Vole: But this is England, where I thought you never arrest, let alone convict, people for crimes they have not committed.
Sir Wilfrid: We try not to make a habit of it. ~ Witness for the Prosecution (1957)


- Max Von Mayerling: She was the greatest of them all. You wouldn't know, you're too young. In one week she received 17,000 fan letters. Men bribed her hairdresser to get a lock of her hair. There was a maharajah who came all the way from India to beg one of her silk stockings. Later he strangled himself with it! ~ Sunset Blvd. (1950)


- Joe Gillis: [narrating] Well, this is where you came in, back at that pool again, the one I always wanted. It's dawn now and they must have photographed me a thousand times. Then they got a couple of pruning hooks from the garden and fished me out... ever so gently. Funny, how gentle people get with you once you're dead. ~ Sunset Blvd. (1950)


- Joe Gillis: There's nothing tragic about being fifty. Not unless you're trying to be twenty-five. ~ Sunset Blvd. (1950)



Oops! I got carried away........I'll stop now

wakwak007

Oh, there's a bunch...two that come to mind.

" If you want to find a Donut shop, you hire a cop. If you want to find a crook, hire a crook." ( Raising Arizona)

" ...So I sneek over to her village, if I don't like her, I don't marry her..but I like what I see, I marry her and we been married fifty five years." Asian gentleman in When Harry Met Sally)

outcastja

"Is that you John Wayne, is this me?" - Full Metal Jacket

"Get busy living, or get busy dying." - Shawshank Redemption

"The things you own end up owning you" - Fight Club

"Well, Marsellus f****d his ass up good. And word around the campfire, it was on account of Marsellus Wallace's wife." - Pulp Fiction

"Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying mother******, mother******! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. IN FACT, what the f*** am I doing in the back? You the mother****** should be on brain detail! We f*****g switching, I'm washing the windows and you picking up this ***********'s skull!" - Pulp Fiction

"People still hate each other, they just know how to hide it better. " - Ghost World

"I liked her so much better when she was an alcoholic crack addict. She gets in one little car wreck and all of a sudden she's Little Miss Perfect and everyone loves her. " - Ghost World

"I think I'm going crazy from sexual frustration." - Enid
"And you haven't heard the miracle of masturbation?" - Rebecca
from Ghost World

Phil Pugliese

"Hurry up or you will worth less than a truck load of dead rats in a tampon factory" Dr. Paul Flemonde, Top Secret!

"Sh t!
What?
Rollers!
No?
Yeah!
Sh t!
Jake and Elwood, The Blues Brothers!

"Inconceivable!!"
"You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means" Inigo & Fessini, The Pincess Bride

Andalusia

"Man is a feeling creature, and because of it the greatest in the universe. He learned too late for himself that men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. When men seek such perfection they find only death, fire, loss, disillusionment and the end of everything that's gone forward. Men have always sought an end to our misery but it can't be given, it has to be achieved. There is hope, but it has to come from inside, from Man himself."

- Peter Graves' last line from "It Conquered the World"-

And while I'm at it...

"He tampered in God's domain." - Ed Wood's immortal "Bride of the Monster"

goLUCKY

s'cuse me while i whip this out - Blazing Saddles

Yippieeee Kiii Yeahhhhhhh Mother F__ker - Die Hard

Whoa - Any Keeanu Reeves movie

Dorthy we're not in Kansas anymore - Matrix

Pointyskull

"It's a mer MAN! A mer MAN!" Zoolander

bhamon

"And then" -- drive-thru lady - Dude, Where's My Car?

"Room service..." - Richard - Tommy Boy

"Richard, who was your favorite Little Rascal? Was it Alfalfa, or was it Spanky" - Tommy - Tommy Boy

"I lost my virginity to your daughter. Rob you were there" - Tommy - Tommy Boy

"We can head on down to the maternity ward. You know those chicks put out." - Patch - Patch Adams

Spy021

"Anybody who says money is the root of all evil, doesn't f#*king have any! Money can't buy happiness? Look at the f%@king smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby." Jim Young Boiler Room

"I'll trace a chalk line around your dead f#*cking body, you f%@k!" Banky Edwards Chasing Amy

"What's a nubian?" Banky Edwards Chasing Amy