Stupidest edit for TV (merged)
11-14-02, 02:07 PM
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Originally posted by Pensfan
The all time classic TV edit is in The Exorcist when Regan says"Your mother sucks c**ks in Hell!" on TV they replaced it with "Your mother sews socks that smell!".
The all time classic TV edit is in The Exorcist when Regan says"Your mother sucks c**ks in Hell!" on TV they replaced it with "Your mother sews socks that smell!".
11-15-02, 01:46 AM
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Dont know if this has been mentioned, but a while back when Die Hard with a Vengence was on tv motherf***** was replaced with melon farmer.
01-09-03, 09:09 PM
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How bout this
"When aired on Comedy Central, almost every line said by Jay is altered. There is no mention of the **** Demon and the word "****" is either changed or completely taken out." Now imagine "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" on tv.
"When aired on Comedy Central, almost every line said by Jay is altered. There is no mention of the **** Demon and the word "****" is either changed or completely taken out." Now imagine "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" on tv.
07-03-03, 10:21 AM
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I watched parts of Dumb and Dumber a couple of weeks ago. They totally removed the diarreah scene! I don't think they showed Harry on the toilet at all. They also did not show the "penis and testicles" on the snowman. We had no idea what Harry did with carrot and coal or why they were laughing. Bah!
07-03-03, 11:53 AM
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Originally posted by taa455
I watched parts of Dumb and Dumber a couple of weeks ago. They totally removed the diarreah scene! I don't think they showed Harry on the toilet at all. They also did not show the "penis and testicles" on the snowman. We had no idea what Harry did with carrot and coal or why they were laughing. Bah!
I watched parts of Dumb and Dumber a couple of weeks ago. They totally removed the diarreah scene! I don't think they showed Harry on the toilet at all. They also did not show the "penis and testicles" on the snowman. We had no idea what Harry did with carrot and coal or why they were laughing. Bah!
t2 today on usa network
"why the heck did you do that" (why the hell did you do that)
dip **** is changed to dip stick
07-03-03, 12:19 PM
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Originally posted by Rypro 525
Anyone who has seen pulp fiction on tv knows it is absolutly horrid. they blur out marvins killing!
Anyone who has seen pulp fiction on tv knows it is absolutly horrid. they blur out marvins killing!
I couldn't agree more, Pulp Fiction translates pretty horribly onto TV, they cut out the entire "basement" scene, and replaced MF with mother hubbard a couple times I thought that was pretty funny
07-03-03, 06:50 PM
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Originally posted by monkeyboy
die hard 2:
yippee ki-yay mister falcon.....
die hard 2:
yippee ki-yay mister falcon.....
07-03-03, 08:24 PM
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There was a terrible edit in "Office Space" on Comedy Central, at the begining of the movie. When Michael Bolton is in his car and he's stuck in traffic, he's listening to the rap music, but when the black guy walks by, it shows him turning down the music, but on Comedy Central, the volume isn't lowered... weird censors.
07-03-03, 09:23 PM
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In Good Will Hunting, the joke that Mini Driver told is completely different in the TV version vs the theatrical release.... It is kinda stupid since I never understand what the hell she was saying anyway
07-04-03, 03:03 PM
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Originally posted by apchrist
I love watching the censored version you guys have down in the states. Even on the cable stations my two all time favorites are Die Hard 3 when Bruce Willis is walking around with a poster board on his chest that says "I hate everyone" instead of "I hate N••••••" and this entire scene is crutial to the plot so five or six black guys come up to Bruce willis and start yelling at him about the fact he hates everyone.
I love watching the censored version you guys have down in the states. Even on the cable stations my two all time favorites are Die Hard 3 when Bruce Willis is walking around with a poster board on his chest that says "I hate everyone" instead of "I hate N••••••" and this entire scene is crutial to the plot so five or six black guys come up to Bruce willis and start yelling at him about the fact he hates everyone.
The Racists Melon Farmer edit from that movie is one of my favorites
The Matrix on tv was laughable. In the interigation scene where Keanu says "How about I give you the finger and you give me my one phone call" they change it to "How about I give you the flipper" and then cut the rest of the line
quiet silly
07-04-03, 03:36 PM
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my favorite is Silence of the Lambs. In the famous penis between the leg scene where Buffalo Bill says "I'd fu** me, I'd fu** me hard". In the tv scene he says "Id marry me i'd marry me hard".
And the Parental Advisory film on VHI was uncensored the first few times they showed it, along with the Bobby Knight film as well. I think Comedy Central did that with Porn and Chicken too. I also think they are airing South Park:Bigger longer and Uncut, uncut tonight(7/4) as well.
And the Parental Advisory film on VHI was uncensored the first few times they showed it, along with the Bobby Knight film as well. I think Comedy Central did that with Porn and Chicken too. I also think they are airing South Park:Bigger longer and Uncut, uncut tonight(7/4) as well.
07-04-03, 09:17 PM
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Originally posted by paradicelost
my favorite is Silence of the Lambs. In the famous penis between the leg scene where Buffalo Bill says "I'd fu** me, I'd fu** me hard". In the tv scene he says "Id marry me i'd marry me hard".
my favorite is Silence of the Lambs. In the famous penis between the leg scene where Buffalo Bill says "I'd fu** me, I'd fu** me hard". In the tv scene he says "Id marry me i'd marry me hard".
Don't forget about Casino, when Joe Pesci tells DeNiro, "You jew money lover!"
Actually it's more funny the way he says it. That Joe Pesci. Actually the whole movie is butchered to death when shown on tv.
07-04-03, 10:44 PM
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Originally posted by paradicelost
. I also think they are airing South Park:Bigger longer and Uncut, uncut tonight(7/4) as well.
. I also think they are airing South Park:Bigger longer and Uncut, uncut tonight(7/4) as well.
07-06-03, 01:40 PM
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I was watching Breakfast Club on TBS this morning. That might take the cake over Bulletproof.
FOUL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOUL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
07-07-03, 02:24 AM
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Originally posted by Bill Geiger
I was watching Breakfast Club on TBS this morning. That might take the cake over Bulletproof.
FOUL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was watching Breakfast Club on TBS this morning. That might take the cake over Bulletproof.
FOUL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Claire: It's some rice and raw fish.
Bender: You won't accept a
07-07-03, 10:35 AM
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Predator...
years ago the edit they had was a semi muting...like muffling out the words..so mid sentence, it would be quiet..and then continue.
When arnold says "you're one ugly motherFcuker", the edit did the following:
"You're one ugly *MUTE* Fcuker"
So they left in the F word but got rid of Mother
hehe
Sanjay
years ago the edit they had was a semi muting...like muffling out the words..so mid sentence, it would be quiet..and then continue.
When arnold says "you're one ugly motherFcuker", the edit did the following:
"You're one ugly *MUTE* Fcuker"
So they left in the F word but got rid of Mother
hehe
Sanjay
08-09-03, 01:28 PM
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anybody who has seen road house on tv knows how badly butchered this movie is, lots of the punches and stuff are toned down in sound nature. I had forgotten how much violence, language,sex/nudity are in the movie since the tv version cuts out so much of it.
08-09-03, 03:52 PM
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watched dumb and dumber for the umtimph time on tbs a few nights ago and it was completly uncut (with the exception of hte language), yep all the toilet humor, Lauren Holly in her glory (well sort of, mostly tbs cuts that scene as well). Its when it plays past 10 pm
and what do ya know, road house tonight at 7 pm on tbs.
and what do ya know, road house tonight at 7 pm on tbs.