http://www.gti-vr6.net/GTI_vs_Civic/

@ those Flash links.

A civic will always be a civic, but here are some nice ones.

@ this thread.

Word.

A good Civic

Dek, thats not a good civic, that's all civic's after the wannabe rice boys try to race them and eventually crash.

I don't know if this has been said yet or not, because that would require reading the whole thread, but this quote keeps springing to mind:

"He loves the car ... he hates his wife."

Hey spider good for you...don't take no crap from nobody.

So you're an invalid...you deprive your child food and support over a wagon. Because that's what that car is my friend, a wagon. No wonder you still live at home with your parents. You blow your money like a 2cent whore makes tricks.

Come on now man let's be honest...you wear your pants off your a$$ and a baseball cap backward...there is no help for you. I must say. The whole idea of being cool gets old when you can't keep your job or a family, or a relationship...i know, i know...this will yeild a wise a$$ reply like "bring your subaru down here and let me suck it off you biotch" I don't really care though.

Hey don't pay rent...who cares.....gotta kid...who cares! Try livign in the bronx for a few days with you lame a$$ attitude driving a wagon around like that and we'll see where you are.

hope this helped...ciao.

Quite a few pages without any TopBunk reply...this is still a hella funny thread though.

I'm suddenly reminded of a conversation on the Simpsons between Milhouse's dad and Homer. I think it sums up things nicely:

Milhouse's Dad: "I sleep in a racecar...do you?"
Homer: "I sleep in a big bed with my wife."

Yo VIN, let's kick it
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby
Allright stop, carburete and listen
Rice is back with my brand new Civixen
Something grabs me hard not lightly
Makes me bake my headlights in the oven daily and nightly
Will you ever move out? Yo, I don't think so
Turn off the lights, and keep your voice low
Just like at sixteen, my bro sleeps below his name's Randall
Betcha think I'm the type to wear socks with my sandals

Race, watch my new car zoom
I'm outrunnin' your Vette like I'm sexin' with my bro in the room
Deadly, drivin' this fast could be a felony
The more I'm like Vin Diesel the better chance I have with Bethany
Race it or mod it, I like it either way
I play Nintendo by myself if my kid bro won't play
If the parents want rent, yo, I'll pay it
Wipe off the Civic after Randy stops droolin on it

Rice Rice Baby, TopBunkBed Rice Rice Baby
Rice Rice Baby, TopBunkBed Rice Rice Baby

BTW My neon sport runs 15.5s stock I bought a 95 3 years ago for $6,500 so even after the souped up engine I will beat you in my neon.


Shadow

Do the sports come with the 150hp engine or is it just the R/Ts?

But now you got that god awful song in my head. Thanks alot.

Need i say more?

so, what's the next installment gonna be called?

LX Saga Episode IV: A New Hope?

That will be $15 to buy me a new keyboard since this one is now soaked in apple juice.

The funniest part of that pic is that the book forum is the only one grayed.

Rollin', in my 2.0,
With the windows down 'cause the air don't blow
The girlies all stand by
I think they wanna say hi
Did they flirt?
No -- I don't know why...

Kept on pourin' money in the Honda,
Got so phat I couldn't afford a house-uh
The deal was dead
Yo, so I continued sleepin' with my little bro
The girl I got don't look good in a bikini,
With the money I spent, coulda bought a Lamborghini
Punks are jealous 'cause what I got is mine
Fake-ass boost gauge but TopBunk's got a nine
Ready for the chumps at the mall
At least they know I'm better than T-ball
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas

Bumper fell off, took out my glass pack
I'm trying to get away before I lose my mack
Police on the scene, you know what I mean
They pulled me up, called me a dope fiend

If there was a problem, I can't solve it
Check out the Civ while the police impound it.

yeah where is TB? we haven't heard from him in a while.

We won't until it's time for the new thread to start.

It is the nature of the troll.

In 95 it was just the sports there were no R/T's and yes it does come with the 150, also in 95 the fuel curve in the stock computer is just right so I get a little jump on most other neons.


Shadow