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1. Sasquatchian: adj., incredibly large and terrifying. "I can't post now. I have to take a sasquatchian crap."

2. Bushwhacked: v., to recieve the smack-down from moderator Bushdog. "Dude, you shouldn't compare moderators to nazis. You are gonna be so totally Bushwhacked."

Sassy, adj., of or relating to JustinS.

Shaggy v. to make incorrect

I haven't shaggied the story at all

Fugly: adj. Extremely unattractive to the point where you can taste the bile in the back of your throat. "That chick at last night's party was so fugly that the only guy to ask for her number was Shaggy."

Winfielded: v., to possess only one of a typical two items. "It's a lot harder to drive at night ever since my headlights were winfielded by that frickin' vandal."

moorehead v. to alter

it's moorehed

is it moorehed or moorehedize?

kekekeke

Pad - a now defunct (ha, yeah right) word meaning to increase one's post count.

Satan's Boner (noun)

Latin from Satanus-Bonerus:

The UnderLord's Privates. The perfect imperfect fungus. That looks just like ~SB~!

First appeared circa 1795

: any of various bonerish fungi (order Fungi Perfecti Imperfecti Boneri syn. Boneromycetes) of which only the erectile stage is known.

"Satan's Boner", "Satanus-Bonerus" & "The UnderLord's Privates" are Registered Trademarks of Edit King Productions, Inc. Copyright 2001. All Human & Plant Rights Preserved.

yootoo, v, to leave in an overly dramatic fashion (though you may later return). Ex: "That's it, you lowlife slackers! I can't stand it here for another minute! I'm yootooing!"

Petro - expensive gasoline for sale in countries with socialised medicine.

Isiot - a stupid person (who can't spell).

yootoo - see above (alternatively known as **** ****)

Various other definitions that would cause the writer to be [BANNED] have been self-censored!

Home Depot - (n) Where the mods buy LOCKS in bulk.
Das Boot version - (n) A DVD with DTS.
Flacid Sphincter - (n) Venisians real name


OK I made that last one up.

newbie (n)- Any one of a species of otters that does not understand Jules, Keyser, and/or p1forest. May often suffer from delusions of grandeur, thinking he has a shot at MadameTourvel.

see also Finster5000.

Bump: v., to shamelessly promote your own thread by returning it to the top of page one after it has already dropped off. "^^bump^^"

Flame: A merciless attack on another forum poster. Definition could very though depending on who you ask

I think it's technically the Director's Cut, but that's nitpicking.

Damn newbies. If you can't understand me, belong Forum not you Other here.


lol - Short for "laugh out loud." Used by Keyser Soze in every post indicating that Keyser laughs at his own lame humor way too much.

Phantom Bump - [NOUN]
First appeared 1532, around teatime
Lat. Phantonius Bumpii Bannidusii
A magical faerie creature thought to cause mysterious padding (see PAD) through the use of the Bump (See BUMP), was invisible, anonymous to all but the Great Mod Creature, and caused great rounds of [BANNED] to appear in Otherus Forumii.

Cracka- see also Keyser Soze, Madame Soze, Keyser Sade, djones, Jackskeleton, etc.

Slut- see also P1forest

Scary thing is Im the one who linked that thread into other and I even forgot the original meaning!

IBTL - In Before The Lock: posted to mean that the thread wil be imminently locked, or locked soon, and may- unsurprisingly- be followed by a bushwacked

Keyserquin: n., a likeness of Other poster Keyser Soze consisting of a bucket (turned upside down) and a rock, used primarily to fill in for the absent Keyser Soze, but also used occassionally as a sex toy by Jules Winfield.

"Keyser's disappeared again. Better pull out the Keyserquin."

Lurker: n., A mythical and mysterious creature, invisible, odorless, and silent; said to spy upon forum members at all hours of the day and night. Evidence of their existance is limited to the anecdotes of current members, claiming "I used to be a lurker," or "I've been lurking recently." Some also claim that the high view counts of [Mature] threads and threads in the Otter Bargains forum is evidence of the existance of Lurkers, but to date, one has yet to be captured or seen by any reputable source.

Lurk: v., to behave like lurker