Okay... I just MADE MY WEEKEND and it hasn't even started [details inside]
06-29-01 | 04:20 PM
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From: wandering the earth like Caine in the Kung-Fu
Seriously, though, Keyser...Sade? You used to be my hero but now you are just a cracka ho from the land of cracktopia. Please, don't even talk to me no more. I don't think I could muster up the strength to talk to you, you Sade Lover!!!!!!(Jules runs away and cries because Keyser is npt phat like he thought he was but a geek like all the others.)
06-29-01 | 04:24 PM
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Sade proves that Amazon.com is full of $hit.... she's categorized as "popular music"
06-29-01 | 04:31 PM
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[Update FYI]
Kenwwod just called me at work to "rub it in" on how good this thread was going to be....
as more people seen it, and posted to poke fun at little old Keyser here.
So.... go ahead... take your best shot! I figure it's just kind of like getting "jumped in" with a gang. Lets see what you guys can do...
...bring the "fun" back into the forFUNum (or something like that).....
And no, my date won't need a plastic reapair kit.... I already have someone in mind, and I know she'll jump at the invite!
-keyser "yea... kick me while I'm down" soze
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as more people seen it, and posted to poke fun at little old Keyser here.
So.... go ahead... take your best shot! I figure it's just kind of like getting "jumped in" with a gang. Lets see what you guys can do...
...bring the "fun" back into the forFUNum (or something like that).....
And no, my date won't need a plastic reapair kit.... I already have someone in mind, and I know she'll jump at the invite!
-keyser "yea... kick me while I'm down" soze
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06-29-01 | 04:33 PM
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Originally posted by Jules Winfield
Seriously, though, Keyser...Sade? You used to be my hero but now you are just a cracka ho from the land of cracktopia. Please, don't even talk to me no more. I don't think I could muster up the strength to talk to you, you Sade Lover!!!!!!(Jules runs away and cries because Keyser is npt phat like he thought he was but a geek like all the others.)
Seriously, though, Keyser...Sade? You used to be my hero but now you are just a cracka ho from the land of cracktopia. Please, don't even talk to me no more. I don't think I could muster up the strength to talk to you, you Sade Lover!!!!!!(Jules runs away and cries because Keyser is npt phat like he thought he was but a geek like all the others.)
[Keyser runs away.... tears streaming down his face]
06-29-01 | 04:35 PM
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Sade's everywhere!!
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=121061
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=121206
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=121099
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=121193
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=121203
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=120934
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=121179
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=121061
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=121206
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=121099
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=121193
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=121203
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=120934
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=121179
06-29-01 | 04:37 PM
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From: On the road to reclaiming Lord Stanleys Cup, Turlock CA
Originally posted by gilbertr76
Let me get this straight: Keyser will be making love to a midget blow up doll down by the river while Sade sings in the background?
Let me get this straight: Keyser will be making love to a midget blow up doll down by the river while Sade sings in the background?
That's a midget N'Sync blow up doll.
06-29-01 | 04:39 PM
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Originally posted by dek
Just think Keyser, you didn't get hammered this bad when you won those N'Sync tickets. I woulda thought N'Sync was worse
Just think Keyser, you didn't get hammered this bad when you won those N'Sync tickets. I woulda thought N'Sync was worse
i musta miseed this if it was up before- its freaking hilarious!!!!! AHAHHAhahAHAHaHh
06-29-01 | 04:41 PM
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O.K. I'll try this again:
Keyser will be making love to an N'Stink midget blow up doll down by the river while Sade sings in the background.
Atta kid, Keyser. Sounds like a wonderful evening. 
Keyser will be making love to an N'Stink midget blow up doll down by the river while Sade sings in the background.
Atta kid, Keyser. Sounds like a wonderful evening.
06-29-01 | 05:09 PM
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Okay. you crackheads....
I'm leaving the office and going home....
Don't have too much fun in this thread....
-keyser "I'm kinda scared to open this thread when I get home" soze
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I'm leaving the office and going home....
Don't have too much fun in this thread....
-keyser "I'm kinda scared to open this thread when I get home" soze
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06-29-01 | 05:18 PM
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Keyser should expect to be contacted by the NMBUDA (N'Stink Midget Blow Up Doll Association) shortly. They're none too pleased about Keyser's plan to expose one of their members to Sade's music and having the audacity to put the entire gruesome act to an audio recording.
Now you're messing with the big boys, sicko!
Now you're messing with the big boys, sicko!