Sneak back onto thread under new account. Troll a few personal attacks. [BANNED] again. Watch as five new threads spawn asking what member did this time.

Moderator comes into fray, tells that all trolling was done by [originalusername] and states that she has been [REBANNED].

Puts in his own two cents just for the trouble.

Removed content after thinking that you probably *don't* associate with hermaphrodite midgets that wrestle in vaseline and creamed corn.

[edited by weargle 6/20/01 13:32:57]

Rolleyes.

Ironic use of the phrase "nice bargain" as a non sequitor, thus self-congratulating oneself for having been a member so long that he/she can recall the use of "nice bargain" in a non non sequitor sense.

Nice bargain. rolleyes smilie

[Edited by milkdog on 06-21-01 at 10:48 AM]

Challenge of baseless assumptions. Praise of vaseline and creamed corn wrestling.

Politically correct, generic statement. False accusation of intolerance and bigotry. Smilie that doesn't fool anyone.

:rolleyes:

Terrible restatement of original point as thread is back on page one.
Assertion of allegiance with "like minded" posters.
Disdain for dissenting opinions, unless they belong to mods.
Nonconfrontational signoff.
Old, tired reference to Goodburger Criterion.

[newbie]Query whether anyone is allowed to join in on the discussion.

Query about availabilty of Star Wars IV, V and VI on DVD.

Attempt to join Otter Farm inside humor by mentioning Jules Winfield, completely missing the mark.[/newbie]

Impending dis of newbie poster by veteran members of the otter forum.

Smoke screen veiled reference to the topic at hand in attempt to show off veteran status.

;) to show all in jest..

obligatory posting of picture of ban deodorant in response to mllefoo's new account and trolling behavior.

well-wishing of new members. random statement about not taking barbs of veteran members seriously. detailed explanations of humor and abbreviations for the posting impaired.

Apology for indiscretion, flame. Joke at mods' expense. Smilie.

Inappropriate digression regarding cookie.

Third restatement of original position taken much earlier in thread.

^ Obligatory Bump for the Morning Crowd.

Further refinement of cookie reference as regards filling flavor and quantity. Religious reference.

Query whether morning crowd has tasted cookie. Description of past cookie experience.

obligatory shaggy witticism

hijack thread based on multiple meanings of key subject word

rant about trivialization and banalization of subject matter

pre-emptive flame in futile attempt to ward off dissenting opinion

[Edited by Dr. Dank on 06-26-01 at 10:02 AM]

constant ridicule of poster by claiming to move to nonexisting cookie forum.

random flame of new poster to show veteran status.

sad face.

Newbie reply to silly irrelevant portion of exceedingly old thread, thus unwittingly bumping it several dozen pages right to the top. Followed by reply to dozens of old pages until sudden discovery of the "date" mechanism.

Condescending statement of tolerance for newbie. Ostensibly helpful, yet snide, reference to http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=124102

annoying large type

Smilie

Jules comes in to pop a cap in everyone's posteriors for speaking in long and complicated terminology.

Cliched and much-overused reference to pimps, crackas and hos. Discussion of perfection personified, out-of-hand dismissal of Jules as same.

[.img]hilarious, borderline tasteful photo [/.img]

Link to poll addressing subject of thread. Flawed extrapolation of conclusions based on ambiguous data from said poll.

Blatant tautology. Self-serving platitudes.

Unoriginal haiku.

post indicating thread is at an end

secondary post by someone asserting previous poster is wrong.

argumentative statements of finality

continuation of thread by others, ignoring previous posters.

post indicative of number of total posts by poster

blatant pad

taunting of how few posts earlier poster actually has.

quasi-heartwarming anecdote relating to argument comment.

comment that has already been made halfway down the first page, indicating that poster did not read the entirety of page one.

Homer Simpson quote

Hijacking of the thread into a completely different subject, while at the same time bringing the thread to page one in a thinly disguised bump, and simultaneously achieving a pad.

Obligatory use of the word obligatory when describing things that must obligatorally be included in the daily flow of the Other Forum.

a harsh reprimand for bumping an old thread (a bady veiled pad)

Weak reply. Smarmy apology and more mod ass-kissing.
Slight effort at self-depricating humor.
this guy ------------> -other-

Aspersions viciously cast at the reading comprehension skills of another poster who joined the thread midstream.

Off topic tyrade about the Tenth Amendment.

Witty and racially-insensitive "duck hunting" reference.

Inflammatory use of the word "nonsense", often used in conjunction with the adjective "utter."

Scurrilous mention of Adolf Hitler and/or The Third Reich, pre-ordaining moderator thread closure.

another off-topic watermelon joke

attempt by someone to direct thread to something useful

sexual response to prevent aforesaid post from succeeding

twenty-two more pads.

Invitation to recent posters to perform unutterable sexual activity on themselves.

Exasperated reiteration of issue.

Random use of multiple Dr.Dean smilies.

Blatent bump to old thread, both in an attempt to keep the thread going in order to elevate my own personal sense of status, lame though it may be, whilst simultaneously achieving yet another pad.

Irrelevant smilie

Scornful recognition of thread bumper's status as thread starter.

Exasperation aimed at guilty party's obvious status- and attention-getting tactics.

Followed immediately by expressions of sympathy directed at said party's obvious insecurity.

Parenthetical remark, expressing delight in resurrection of Other Forum's funniest self-parody thread.

assertion that the forum was better when this thread was started.

question as to the whereabouts of [username]

duplicate post resulting from hitting "quote" rather than "edit"

Expression of happiness at resurrection of witty thread.
Simple statement of affirmation followed by WAY too many of exclamation points!!!!!!!
INAPROPRIATE USE OF ALL CAPS!
Kiss up smilie.
Two of these ------------------> -other- -other-

New post calling attention to re-emergence of Thor Simpson.
Cracker reference.
Smilie.

Explanatory solicitation from ingenuous newbie perplexed by recurrent inside joke.

Intentionally vague reference to otherwise-obscure progenitor of joke by smarmy forum veterans.

Further confusion and mounting feelings of exclusion expressed by hapless newbie. Postscripted request for instruction on how to post smilies.

"What's a nubian?" interjection from otherwise purposefully-unhelpful veteran.