Must...let...world...know...that...p1...is...a...slut...by...bumping...up...this...thread...continou sly...and...by...keeping...thread...on...1st...page.

Thank, ho

Dude, I can't believe you posted that just to *bump* the thread for the 5 o'clockr's.....

....that's just messed up.

<--- for Jules.

-keyser "I don't think you're a slut P1, they're just using you..." soze
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p1 isn't just your average, run-of-the-mill slut, he's a samurai slut. That's a special brand of slut.

We simply cannot let this thread die.


"Samurai Slut" - there's money to be made here, I know it!

You really shouldn't talk about Randyc like that. He's proud of his samurai heritage, like me.

No, no. He starred in "Samurai Melon Slut", which is geared toward a very specialized (and special) audience (can you say "fruity fetish"?). Your film would have more general appeal.

Happy Saturday P1!

[Keyser wonders how the hell this thread almost got to page 3???]

-keyser "It's hot in the valley today" soze
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It sure was hot, Keyser. Hey, did you know P1 is a slut?

I'm sorry. I tried to let this slip off the first page but I just can't do it. It's just that the world has never known a bigger slut than the slut samurai known as p1forest.

Damn you guys.

I decided to hop onto the forum from my gf's, and saw this on page 1. I had to show her; she thinks this thread is damn funny!

Well, it's all your fault....

I mean.... you are a slut valley boy!

-k
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Please, children, don't forget to remember (and remind people)that p1forest is still a slut this weekend. You can save someone from being corrupted by his sluttiness. Thank You.

Slut implies skankiness. P1's just promiscuous. He's no skank.

P1.... How's that stomach ache you're were bitchin' about in the other other????

Was it something you "ate" over the weekend . . . . .



-keyser "damn_it Jules... how'd this thread get on page 5!?!?" soze
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Yeah, he said that all his joints were sore. What a slut.

It's a good thing this has slipped off of the first page, as it probably embarrasses p1. I hope no one bumps it...oh, wait a minute...

Yeah guys, let this thread die.

okay.



-k
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I think even Shaggy could get some booty from P1.

Hey, now, don't get all slanderous on me!

PS - WHEN WILL THIS THREAD JUST DIE?!!!

Good question.

You guy know that P1 likes Sade music too.... right?!?!?!





-keyser "Haven't seen you at the Other Other Other yet P1" soze
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OK, so that means p1 isn't just a slut, he's a dirty slut.