Vivid Alt's "ALTer Debbie" and Impress Dana DeArmond Blu-Ray Contest

To celebrate the Blu-Ray release of Vivid Alt's Debbie Loves Dallas, we have a unique contest.  Rather than just enter a form and hope and prey you've won, you actually have a hand in your own fate!  To enter this giveaway all you have to do is ALTer this classic image of Debbie (here's the PDF version). 

Do what you want to it, have your way with her... But be as creative as you can... Because the queen of Alt Dana DeArmond will be judging all the entries and awarding the prizes!

So do you have what it takes to impress Dana!?!  Post your ALTered image into this thread in the XCritic forum.  We'll close the thread on 10/31 and then Dana will make her decree.

Winners will receive signed copies of Debbie Loves Dallas Blu-Ray, some Vivid Alt swag and the love and admiration of Dana! (see this thread for complete rules and details).