Please delete my account as I no longer use it.

WoodiE55

We do not delete accounts or posts (it can create confusing gaps in conversations), but you're welcome to stop using it at any time.

This is the most depressing thing I've ever read.

edited to add: If you don't use your account anymore, how did you post this request? How?

28 posts in 16 years.

I always imagine someone making a post like this, then receiving e-mail notifications from all the replies to their thread. I take joy in this.