Or a mod has a dry sense of humor. Where did Matta's thread go? I left it on my screen to go watch Heroes, and when I refreshed it afterwards to keep reading, it was gone!

Maybe it was moved after having served a "useful" purpose.

I'm closing this one as, unwittingly, it may encourage further "boy who cried wolf" shenanigans and, frankly, I think individual moderators will agree that they can find more productive uses for their time.