David Spade lying down with no shirt and little blue gloves and...

If it is disturbing to you, there must be a real problem.

"Two by two. Hands of blue."

With that banner at the top of DVDTalk, my office mate thought I was looking at porn....

Hey! Are you infamous Phil of the mature forum? How can this be disturbing to you, who enjoys the savoriness of chocolate encrusted hairy butts of really old grannies?

Attention Mods...we have a Mature Forum leakage into aisle 3

I agree it gives me the heebey geebies

When I look at it... the song "Like a Virgin" plays in my head... is that wrong?

Nah, that's some other Phil that's <s>always</s> occasionally posting pics of grannies and fatties.

It doesn't make you a bad person.

I hope it's not contagious.

No more so than when "Hot Lovin" goes through your head while walking through the produce section.

I've got a fever of 103....

Heck, that's nothing. Remember the clown / dominatrix ad?

(slightly mature)

http://ads.kleinman.com/ads/fivestar...4obey_2k08.gif

THEY COULD ALWAYS CHANGE IT TO THIS

Saw the movie this weekend, it's anything but disturbing, in context Dickey slides on a slip and slide minus the water and gets a friction burn. Dickey also wears golves throughout the film. Mystery solved.

But out of context it looks gay geek porn.

I always thought it said "Porn Star" (but I'm not a good enough photoshopper).

Man, that photo is HOT. I don't know what you squares are complaining about.

since he has no chest hair, and a somewhat girlish haircut, I keep thinking it's a small breasted female

We should all be thankful we don't have this kind of stuff to look at:

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I thought it was Diane Keaton for a second with those gloves!

Thank you for the seizures.