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Old 08-22-03, 02:20 AM
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Longest running jokes on DVDTalk

OK, there are some really drawn-out jokes on here that have run their course. Here is a sampling:

- But does it include a insert?
- Al Qaeda has claimed responsibility
- Good Burger Criterion Edition
- I'd hit [fist] it!

Well, the last one is still pretty funny everytime, but the other ones are so annoying. You can just sense when the obligatory "waiting for Al Qaeda to claim responsibility" is going to come in. Can we put a expiration date on certain jokes and whoever uses it past that date would get zapped? Please?
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Old 08-22-03, 02:23 AM
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Man, I haven't been in the DVd talk section in a while, never heard the first two.
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Old 08-22-03, 03:11 AM
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I never get tired of making short jokes for El Scorcho or when people talk about my flamingo escapades.

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Cancelling my preorder.

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Old 08-22-03, 10:58 AM
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al queda claimed responsibility only started a couple days ago when the claimed responsibility for the blackout. its not that old
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Re: Longest running jokes on DVDTalk

Originally posted by Aphex Twin

- Good Burger Criterion Edition
Is that the Das Boot edition?
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Old 08-22-03, 12:27 PM
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Old 08-22-03, 12:51 PM
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Re: Longest running jokes on DVDTalk

Originally posted by Aphex Twin
Can we put a expiration date on certain jokes and whoever uses it past that date would get zapped? Please?
so the ones you think are funny should be permitted?
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Old 08-22-03, 01:55 PM
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I'm glad i've got this thread on Laserdisc.
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Old 08-22-03, 03:35 PM
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Old 08-22-03, 03:43 PM
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This thread penitrates right to the heart of the issue.

Pics?

And the old ones that did kinda lose out over the time...

From Other *shudder*

"So... that is how you ship a hamster!"

"Dude.... don't moorehed me"

Jackbot

Jules and his one nut

:nofx:

:fist:

Cranky has no pants

melons

Phil L and his attachment to older women
El Scorcho and his attachment to younger women
Jules and his vacuum attachments

"I don't know...maybe you should call Geoff at 1:30an?"

pad
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Aaron Amos and his classic movie "review requested" threads where he'd pick out some totally obscure straight to video junk and be surprise when nobody had seen it, and post like 10 threads a day
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I am offended!
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Originally posted by benedict
I am offended!
I had forgotten that.

Also...
"Eclipse is offended"
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Old 08-22-03, 07:32 PM
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Idiot mods/administrators.
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Originally posted by NCMojo
Idiot mods/administrators.
Nods head "no."
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Originally posted by RandyC
Nods head "no."
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This thread has jumped the shark
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