People want to be entertained about the here-and-now, and frankly DVD can't deliver the experience that a live megaphone crooning concert can. I went to one show not long ago and the two crooners invented things on the spot and then regaled the crowd with croons about their very inventions. I defy DVD to offer the same glimpse into the future that a good croon can.

You should have resisted the urge to start this thread. Being funny isn't as easy as it looks.