I've been plowing through the epic Chuck Norris filmography here lately for a video project and was wondering if he's ever recorded an audio commentary on any of his movies? Does anyone know?

If not, is there any kind of in-depth documentary about his film career on a disc, or maybe an A&E Biography?

Chuck Norris doesn't record commentaries, because he doesn't need to explain his roles to anyone.

Chuck Norris don't break character until he's done the DVD commentary. The problem is that he's Chuck Norris. He never breaks character.

I think he did one for I ♥ Huckabee.

He recorded one a few years back, but the sheer awesomeness of his voice made the DVD production studio spontaneously combust.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to record commentaries - you know everything you need to know about Chuck Norris. Got it?

The last DVD producer to ask Chuck Norris if he was interested in doing a commentary is now spending his days sucking applesauce through a straw.

Good lord...

I almost prefaced my post with "Come on, no Chuck Norris jokes..." but why be a killjoy?

Okay but, come on, anyone know? I don't own any of these DVDs...

The only Chuck Norris DVD I own is a $3.00 copy of "Good Guys Wear Black" that I got at Big Lots. The "special" features consist of: "Interactive Menus! Cast & Crew Bios! Multiple Subtitle Tracks! and Scene Selections!" so no commentary track on that one.

I know this did not help you much, but at least I didn't make any Chuck Norris jokes.

Anybody else hear that Chuck Norris wants Texas to secede from the united states? No joke.

Chuck Norris knows. That knowledge is enough for you..

I don't need a DVD commentary from him, as he always speaks to me at night.

1973 RETURN OF THE DRAGON (FOX/2.35:1 LETTERBOXED)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY

1974 SLAUGHTER IN SAN FRANCISCO (NOT AVALIBLE ON R1 DVD)

1977 BREAKER! BREAKER! (MGM/ 1.85.1 16:9)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY


1977 GOOD GUYS WEAR BLACK (HBO VIDEO/ 1.85.1 16:9)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY


1978 GAME OF DEATH (FOX/2.35:1 LETTERBOXED...supposedly 16:9 re-released boxed set)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY

1979 A FORCE OF ONE (TRINITY / 1.33:1 FULL SCREEN)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY


1980 THE OCTAGON (TRINITY / 1.33:1 FULL SCREEN)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY


1981 AN EYE FOR AN EYE (MGM / 1.33:1 FULL SCREEN VHS TRANSFER)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY


1982 SILENT RAGE (COLUMBIA-TriStar / 1.33:1 FULL SCREEN/ 1.85.1 16:9)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY


1982 FORCED VENGANCE (WARNER / 1.85.1 16:9)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY


1983 LONE WOLF McQUADE (MGM / 1.85.1 16:9)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY


1984 MISSING IN ACTION ( MGM / 1.33:1 FULL SCREEN / 1.85.1 NON-ANAMORPHIC)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY


1985 INVASION U.S.A (MGM / 1.85.1 16:9)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY


1985 MISSING INACTION II ( MGM / 1.33:1 FULL SCREEN PART OF DVD DOUBLE FEATURE)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY


1985 CODE OF SILENCE (MGM / 1.85.1 16:9)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY


1986 THE DELTA FORCE ( MGM / 1.33:1 FULL SCREEN)-->NO CHUCK
COMMENTARY


1986 FIREWALKER (MGM-SONY / 1.85.1 16:9)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY


1987 HERO AND THE TERROR (MGM / 1.33:1 FULL SCREEN/ 1.85.1 16:9)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY


1988 BRADDOCK: MISSING IN ACTION III ( MGM / 1.33:1 FULL SCREEN PART OF DVD DOUBLE FEATURE)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY


1990 DELTA FORCE 2:OPPERATION STRANGLEHOLD ( MGM / 1.33:1 FULL SCREEN)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY


1991 THE HITMAN (WARNER-CANNON / 1.33:1 FULL SCREEN)-->NO CHUCK
COMMENTARY


1992 SIDEKICKS (NOT AVALIBLE ON R1 DVD)

1993 HELLBOUND (WARNER-CANNON / 1.33:1 FULL SCREEN)-->NO CHUCK
COMMENTARY


1995 TOP DOG (ARTISAN / 1.85.1 NON-ANAMORPHIC)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY


1996 FORREST WARRIOR (NOT AVALIBLE ON R1 DVD)

1998 LOGAN'S WAR: BOUND BY HONOR (MEDACY and ECHO BRIDGE / 1.33:1 FULL SCREEN)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY


2000 THE PRESIDENT'S MAN (MEDACY and ECHO BRIDGE as a double feature / 1.33:1 FULL SCREEN)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY


2002 THE PRESIDENT'S MAN 2: A LINE IN THE SAND (MEDACY and ECHO BRIDGE as a double feature / 1.33:1 FULL SCREEN)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY


2003 BELLS OF INNOCENCE (GOODTIMES / 1.85.1 16:9)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY


2005 THE CUTTER (SONY / 1.85.1 16:9)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY



T.V. SERIES:

1993 - 2001 WALKER, TEAXAS RANGER seasons 1-7 (PARAMOUNT / 1.33:1 FULL SCREEN)-->NO CHUCK COMMENTARY



HOPE THIS HELPS.

Does his testimonial on the Total Gym infomercial count?

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Sidekicks not being on R1 DVD is a crime against humanity.

If anything Delta Force or Walker Texas Ranger should have had a Chuck commentary.

I e-mailed his official site once and the person who responded said he has never been asked by a studio/DVD Producer to participate in Bonus Material like commentaries. They said he is more than willing to.

Did they ever fix the subtitle issue with Delta Force? IMDB says later copies were fixed but I haven't seen anyone who owns a copy say so.

"stop clenching your butt cheeks, it will get easier with more practice"

is that what you hear from him at night juuuuust kidding

I'd kill for a commentary on Silent Rage...for some reason I love it...damn you, nostalgia!

Even Blu-ray doesn't have enough disc space to contain a Chuck Norris commentary.

Hope they go back on re-release Top Dog. That needs commentary soooo bad. I like to know what he was thinking when he made this movie.

i do believe there is a legit canadian r1 in existence, though its pretty rare.

and chuck norris cant do commentaries because he doesnt act :P

I think Walker, Texas Ranger is going to stick his foot walker where the sun doesn't shine.

That's something I just don't get. When these "top stars" wind down their careers, studios should be all over that to get them to do commentaries and revisit their older work. When Chevy Chase did commentary for European Vacation I thought that every studio should be jumping on that bandwagon and get him to come in and do tracks for all his older stuff. I'll gladly double dip on discs with truly value added content like retrospective commentaries from the stars.