Disappointing Criterions
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While not every Criterion title is to my tastes, and some 'extras' are better than others, the one thing I wish they would stop doing is 'window-boxing' 1:33 films - supremely annooying...
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Originally Posted by NoirFan
Did you simply pull this figure out of your ass? Roughly 320 out of 421 Criterions have superior versions available in other regions? That seems a ridiculous statement, especially if one factors in the entire package: transfer, extras, essays/books, etc.
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Originally Posted by Chill Pill
Yup. I'd like to hear some examples of these "better versions".
1. Godard, Le Mepris. Better Momentum UK disc, even better newer French disc.
2. Bergman, The Seventh Seal. Better Tartan restored disc.
3. Godrard, Alphaville, better French disc.
4. Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger - all releases by WB-France are better than the Criterion discs.
5. Cavani. Better anamorphic Night Porter in the UK (regardless of what other sites claim).
6. Varda. Cleo...and Vagabond, better discs in France.
7. Bay's duffs are also better, just about in any other region.
8. Bunuel. Dairy of a chambermaid. Better Studio Canal.WB.
.....let's look at some of the newer titles....
9. Melville. With the exception of Army of Shadows all other Criterion discs are off.
10. Kurosawa. Ran. Studio Canal has a better print.
11. Renoir. La Bete Humaine. French disc isn't pictureboxed.
12. Germi. Seduced and Abandoned. Better Cristaldi-Italia disc.
13. Powell, The 49 Parallel. WB-France.
etc.
I could keep going on and on. It comes down to how much you know the foreign market(s) when it comes to the catalog Criterion boasts.
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Wow someone with an anti-Criterion agenda, there's a novel concept on this forum. Half of your examples are highly arguable/downright ridiculous. By the way, you know your username is like right there beside your post rite?
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Originally Posted by domino harvey
Wow someone with an anti-Criterion agenda, there's a novel concept on this forum. Half of your examples are highly arguable/downright ridiculous. By the way, you know your username is like right there beside your post rite?
Ciao,
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Defensive much?
Let's look at some of these:
1. Godard, Le Mepris. Better Momentum UK disc, even better newer French disc.
Maybe, but does it have the Crit commentary, plus the second disc of archival interviews?
2. Bergman, The Seventh Seal. Better Tartan restored disc.
True. But does it have the Crowie commentary?
6. Varda. Cleo...and Vagabond, better discs in France.
You know perfectly well these are being reissued this month, this is just misleading and trying to stack the deck.
9. Melville. With the exception of Army of Shadows all other Criterion discs are off.
All are off? Crit's Les Enfants Terrible is far superior to the BFI and even ports the commentary over.
11. Renoir. La Bete Humaine. French disc isn't pictureboxed.
Why not list every Criterion from the last year if this is going to be your criterion (pun intended) for what makes a bad release.
13. Powell, The 49 Parallel. WB-France.
Again, can't compete with Criterion's extras.
See, I know perfectly well about foreign markets and I don't particularly like being talked down to with the pompous "If you knew anything" attitude. There are definitely several titles in far superior editions overseas-- Le Cerce Rouge and Kwaidan for instance, and I'm not arguing that Criterion is always right. But compared to any other R1 arthouse releaser, there is no contest, repeat, no contest, no competition for the supplements they produce and taken on average as a whole, their transfers
Ciao,
Dom-H
Let's look at some of these:
1. Godard, Le Mepris. Better Momentum UK disc, even better newer French disc.
Maybe, but does it have the Crit commentary, plus the second disc of archival interviews?
2. Bergman, The Seventh Seal. Better Tartan restored disc.
True. But does it have the Crowie commentary?
6. Varda. Cleo...and Vagabond, better discs in France.
You know perfectly well these are being reissued this month, this is just misleading and trying to stack the deck.
9. Melville. With the exception of Army of Shadows all other Criterion discs are off.
All are off? Crit's Les Enfants Terrible is far superior to the BFI and even ports the commentary over.
11. Renoir. La Bete Humaine. French disc isn't pictureboxed.
Why not list every Criterion from the last year if this is going to be your criterion (pun intended) for what makes a bad release.
13. Powell, The 49 Parallel. WB-France.
Again, can't compete with Criterion's extras.
See, I know perfectly well about foreign markets and I don't particularly like being talked down to with the pompous "If you knew anything" attitude. There are definitely several titles in far superior editions overseas-- Le Cerce Rouge and Kwaidan for instance, and I'm not arguing that Criterion is always right. But compared to any other R1 arthouse releaser, there is no contest, repeat, no contest, no competition for the supplements they produce and taken on average as a whole, their transfers
Ciao,
Dom-H
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Originally Posted by domino harvey
Defensive much?
Originally Posted by domino harvey
Let's look at some of these:
Originally Posted by domino harvey
1. Godard, Le Mepris. Better Momentum UK disc, even better newer French disc.
Maybe, but does it have the Crit commentary, plus the second disc of archival interviews?
Maybe, but does it have the Crit commentary, plus the second disc of archival interviews?
Originally Posted by domino harvey
2. Bergman, The Seventh Seal. Better Tartan restored disc.
True. But does it have the Crowie commentary?
True. But does it have the Crowie commentary?
Originally Posted by domino harvey
6. Varda. Cleo...and Vagabond, better discs in France.
You know perfectly well these are being reissued this month, this is just misleading and trying to stack the deck.
You know perfectly well these are being reissued this month, this is just misleading and trying to stack the deck.
Originally Posted by domino harvey
9. Melville. With the exception of Army of Shadows all other Criterion discs are off.
All are off?
All are off?
Originally Posted by domino harvey
Crit's Les Enfants Terrible is far superior to the BFI and even ports the commentary over.
Originally Posted by domino harvey
11. Renoir. La Bete Humaine. French disc isn't pictureboxed.
Why not list every Criterion from the last year if this is going to be your criterion (pun intended) for what makes a bad release.
Why not list every Criterion from the last year if this is going to be your criterion (pun intended) for what makes a bad release.
The rest of your points are just as easy to rebut. Regardless of how desperately you try to state that Criterion's superiority is justifiable with the inclusion of notable extras.
Pro-B
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#183
Originally Posted by pro-bassoonist
That is as pretentious of a statement as they come. Aside from his New Wave period Godard's films are hardly about characters. What thesps would you be talking about in Notre Musique?
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I thought I'd bump this thread and give my opinion on a few Criterions I've seen. Please note that I haven't seen the actual Criterion DVDs of the following films (With the exception of The Night Porter), I've only seen the films on television stations like TCM, IFC, and Ovation.
The Honeymoon Killers – I thought the story was kind of lame (I know it was based on true events) and the editing seemed real jumpy. I also thought it had a very poor soundtrack.
Traffic – I wasn’t very impressed with this. I didn’t like any of the characters and there wasn’t anything in the movie that I hadn’t seen before in other drug movies.
Solaris – I thought it was just boring.
Samurai Rebellion – I thought it was pretty boring. I made it up to the 40-minuet mark, then fast-forwarded to the end.
Alexander Nevsky – I don’t think it was a bad movie, but I couldn’t get into it. Maybe someday I’ll give it a rewatch.
Pandora’s Box – I didn’t think it was very interesting and at times the soundtrack didn’t really seem to go along with what was happening on screen.
The Rules of the Game – It was all right, but I didn’t find the story very interesting.
Man Bites Dog – I wasn’t really impressed with it. I don’t have anything against black and white film, but the use of it here just looked real odd.
Throne of Blood – I just couldn’t get into it. I even rewatched it thinking my opinion might change, but I still didn’t like it.
Knife in the Water – Again, another movie I didn’t find the plot (as well as the characters) to be interesting and kind of boring. I didn’t like the hitchhiker character and thought he was a prick. Throughout the movie, I kept scratching my head as to why Andrzej brought him along. Although on the plus side, Andrzej’s wife was pretty cute.
Umberto D. – It was good, but my god was it depressing. I don’t think I would watch it again if I bought it.
Mafioso – It wasn’t bad, but I don’t think I would ever watch it again.
The Night Porter - I wasn’t disappointed with the movie itself (although it was kind of odd) but I was disappointed by the lack of extras and the poor quality of the print.
The Honeymoon Killers – I thought the story was kind of lame (I know it was based on true events) and the editing seemed real jumpy. I also thought it had a very poor soundtrack.
Traffic – I wasn’t very impressed with this. I didn’t like any of the characters and there wasn’t anything in the movie that I hadn’t seen before in other drug movies.
Solaris – I thought it was just boring.
Samurai Rebellion – I thought it was pretty boring. I made it up to the 40-minuet mark, then fast-forwarded to the end.
Alexander Nevsky – I don’t think it was a bad movie, but I couldn’t get into it. Maybe someday I’ll give it a rewatch.
Pandora’s Box – I didn’t think it was very interesting and at times the soundtrack didn’t really seem to go along with what was happening on screen.
The Rules of the Game – It was all right, but I didn’t find the story very interesting.
Man Bites Dog – I wasn’t really impressed with it. I don’t have anything against black and white film, but the use of it here just looked real odd.
Throne of Blood – I just couldn’t get into it. I even rewatched it thinking my opinion might change, but I still didn’t like it.
Knife in the Water – Again, another movie I didn’t find the plot (as well as the characters) to be interesting and kind of boring. I didn’t like the hitchhiker character and thought he was a prick. Throughout the movie, I kept scratching my head as to why Andrzej brought him along. Although on the plus side, Andrzej’s wife was pretty cute.
Umberto D. – It was good, but my god was it depressing. I don’t think I would watch it again if I bought it.
Mafioso – It wasn’t bad, but I don’t think I would ever watch it again.
The Night Porter - I wasn’t disappointed with the movie itself (although it was kind of odd) but I was disappointed by the lack of extras and the poor quality of the print.
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The only Criterion films I've been dissapointed with were the two Jane Campion films. And I have no idea why I am so put off by these two movies.
Everything else I've purchased from them has been a blast, film wise, though there were a few were I wish I had rented, due to high price and lack of extras, and a few which required more than one viewing to understand or like.
Everything else I've purchased from them has been a blast, film wise, though there were a few were I wish I had rented, due to high price and lack of extras, and a few which required more than one viewing to understand or like.
#187
Originally Posted by big e
I thought I'd bump this thread and give my opinion on a few Criterions I've seen. Please note that I haven't seen the actual Criterion DVDs of the following films (With the exception of The Night Porter), I've only seen the films on television stations like TCM, IFC, and Ovation.
The Honeymoon Killers – I thought the story was kind of lame (I know it was based on true events) and the editing seemed real jumpy. I also thought it had a very poor soundtrack.
Traffic – I wasn’t very impressed with this. I didn’t like any of the characters and there wasn’t anything in the movie that I hadn’t seen before in other drug movies.
Solaris – I thought it was just boring.
Samurai Rebellion – I thought it was pretty boring. I made it up to the 40-minuet mark, then fast-forwarded to the end.
Alexander Nevsky – I don’t think it was a bad movie, but I couldn’t get into it. Maybe someday I’ll give it a rewatch.
Pandora’s Box – I didn’t think it was very interesting and at times the soundtrack didn’t really seem to go along with what was happening on screen.
The Rules of the Game – It was all right, but I didn’t find the story very interesting.
Man Bites Dog – I wasn’t really impressed with it. I don’t have anything against black and white film, but the use of it here just looked real odd.
Throne of Blood – I just couldn’t get into it. I even rewatched it thinking my opinion might change, but I still didn’t like it.
Knife in the Water – Again, another movie I didn’t find the plot (as well as the characters) to be interesting and kind of boring. I didn’t like the hitchhiker character and thought he was a prick. Throughout the movie, I kept scratching my head as to why Andrzej brought him along. Although on the plus side, Andrzej’s wife was pretty cute.
Umberto D. – It was good, but my god was it depressing. I don’t think I would watch it again if I bought it.
Mafioso – It wasn’t bad, but I don’t think I would ever watch it again.
The Night Porter - I wasn’t disappointed with the movie itself (although it was kind of odd) but I was disappointed by the lack of extras and the poor quality of the print.
The Honeymoon Killers – I thought the story was kind of lame (I know it was based on true events) and the editing seemed real jumpy. I also thought it had a very poor soundtrack.
Traffic – I wasn’t very impressed with this. I didn’t like any of the characters and there wasn’t anything in the movie that I hadn’t seen before in other drug movies.
Solaris – I thought it was just boring.
Samurai Rebellion – I thought it was pretty boring. I made it up to the 40-minuet mark, then fast-forwarded to the end.
Alexander Nevsky – I don’t think it was a bad movie, but I couldn’t get into it. Maybe someday I’ll give it a rewatch.
Pandora’s Box – I didn’t think it was very interesting and at times the soundtrack didn’t really seem to go along with what was happening on screen.
The Rules of the Game – It was all right, but I didn’t find the story very interesting.
Man Bites Dog – I wasn’t really impressed with it. I don’t have anything against black and white film, but the use of it here just looked real odd.
Throne of Blood – I just couldn’t get into it. I even rewatched it thinking my opinion might change, but I still didn’t like it.
Knife in the Water – Again, another movie I didn’t find the plot (as well as the characters) to be interesting and kind of boring. I didn’t like the hitchhiker character and thought he was a prick. Throughout the movie, I kept scratching my head as to why Andrzej brought him along. Although on the plus side, Andrzej’s wife was pretty cute.
Umberto D. – It was good, but my god was it depressing. I don’t think I would watch it again if I bought it.
Mafioso – It wasn’t bad, but I don’t think I would ever watch it again.
The Night Porter - I wasn’t disappointed with the movie itself (although it was kind of odd) but I was disappointed by the lack of extras and the poor quality of the print.
I own all the rest and I have to disagree with you on all counts.
The only thing I agree with is that the sound on The Honeymoon Killers is poor. This is due to the fact that it was a low budget film & the audio elements were in very bad shape.
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Originally Posted by inri222
Of all of these I have not seen Mafioso, Pandora’s Box & Samurai Rebellion.
I own all the rest and I have to disagree with you on all counts.
The only thing I agree with is that the sound on The Honeymoon Killers is poor. This is due to the fact that it was a low budget film & the audio elements were in very bad shape.
I own all the rest and I have to disagree with you on all counts.
The only thing I agree with is that the sound on The Honeymoon Killers is poor. This is due to the fact that it was a low budget film & the audio elements were in very bad shape.
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#189
Fishing With John
Not even sure why this is a Criterion DVD. It's basically a cult TV series starring John Lurie and his hipster friends like Tom Waits and Willem Dafoe sitting around fishing and trying to come up with cool things to say.
I like everyone in it but they come across as smug and self important.
I will say it is the weirdest DVD I own.
Not even sure why this is a Criterion DVD. It's basically a cult TV series starring John Lurie and his hipster friends like Tom Waits and Willem Dafoe sitting around fishing and trying to come up with cool things to say.
I like everyone in it but they come across as smug and self important.
I will say it is the weirdest DVD I own.
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Originally Posted by Sex Fiend
I fell asleep during Green for Danger so I guess that would be most disappointing recent Criterion purchase. Not that it was a bad film, but I certainly didn't become engrossed in it the way some reviews insisted I would.
Mr. Hulot's Holiday was a bit underwhelming, too, now that I think about it. Also Down by Law disappointed, considering I'm a great fan of both Jim Jarmusch and Tom Waits. Le Samourai was only so-so. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was quite a bore.
Conversely, Criterions that surprised me by how much I ended up liking them included Picnic at Hanging Rock, Onibaba, Knife in the Water, and Forbidden Games.
Mr. Hulot's Holiday was a bit underwhelming, too, now that I think about it. Also Down by Law disappointed, considering I'm a great fan of both Jim Jarmusch and Tom Waits. Le Samourai was only so-so. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was quite a bore.
Conversely, Criterions that surprised me by how much I ended up liking them included Picnic at Hanging Rock, Onibaba, Knife in the Water, and Forbidden Games.
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From: Grazing in a field somewhere...
Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI
You should probably stop watching films. Or perhaps just stick to shit by Michael Bay and Roland Emmerich.
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI
You should probably stop watching films. Or perhaps just stick to shit by Michael Bay and Roland Emmerich.

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#195
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Originally Posted by inri222
Of all of these I have not seen Mafioso, Pandora’s Box & Samurai Rebellion.
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Actually, to be honest, I don't like a number of Louis Malle films. His American and Indian documentaries were fascinating, and Elevator to the Gallows a classic, but his French documentaries, and the contents of the boxed set, did nothing for me. I'm still eagerly awaiting my order of Lovers, and watching The Fire Within this morning. I also wasn't too keen on the Stage and Spectacle box, and Overlord, and lately, I find my opinion of Rashomon dropping and dropping and dropping.
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I wish Criterion would have put more work into their W.C. Fields 6 Short films DVD.
- All 6 films are interlaced instead of progressive
- No digital dirt/scratch removal (kind of a shame since the photographic quality is excellent)
- The Dentist has the TV re-issue soundtrack with dubbed-in music
- The Fatal Glass of Beer, The Pharmacist, and The Barber Shop have the TV re-issue opening/closing titles (which were fixed on The Dentist)
- Totally bare-bones except for an essay.
It would be neat to have a special edition with the films encoded progressive, with digital cleanup, original sound on The Dentist, original titles on the other shorts, and commentaries.
- All 6 films are interlaced instead of progressive
- No digital dirt/scratch removal (kind of a shame since the photographic quality is excellent)
- The Dentist has the TV re-issue soundtrack with dubbed-in music
- The Fatal Glass of Beer, The Pharmacist, and The Barber Shop have the TV re-issue opening/closing titles (which were fixed on The Dentist)
- Totally bare-bones except for an essay.
It would be neat to have a special edition with the films encoded progressive, with digital cleanup, original sound on The Dentist, original titles on the other shorts, and commentaries.
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Originally Posted by bigE
Unless you know the movie, rent before you buy. They are too expensive to buy blind. (the original bigE)!
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Originally Posted by cungar
Fishing With John
Not even sure why this is a Criterion DVD. It's basically a cult TV series starring John Lurie and his hipster friends like Tom Waits and Willem Dafoe sitting around fishing and trying to come up with cool things to say.
Not even sure why this is a Criterion DVD. It's basically a cult TV series starring John Lurie and his hipster friends like Tom Waits and Willem Dafoe sitting around fishing and trying to come up with cool things to say.




