My cousin is a DVD thief!!!!!!!
12-21-04 | 11:11 PM
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Evil twin doing what? stealing the dvds? What if the evil twin is really dalvin himself. How Primal Fear-ish!
12-22-04 | 05:05 AM
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Dalvin, you should be a little more crafty than that when it comes dealing with your cuz.
Why don't you make him a little jealous? Tell him that you're letting a guy from the dvd talk forum -- in this case, me -- come over and steal movies from your house, instead. While he's no longer allowed to step foot inside.
That should do the trick.
Why don't you make him a little jealous? Tell him that you're letting a guy from the dvd talk forum -- in this case, me -- come over and steal movies from your house, instead. While he's no longer allowed to step foot inside.
That should do the trick.
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12-22-04 | 09:20 AM
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I had a cousin screw me over like that. He borrowed about 50 of mine. He left the cases and took just the DVDs. I didn't notice til I was looking for one the other day. Turns out it was horn dog titles like a few XXX titles, plus American Pie, Showgirls, Fast Times, etc... He's only 15.
12-22-04 | 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Dalvin
Iron Giant: HE ADMITTED IT OVER THE PHONE TO MY DAD. He also had the audacity to say, "Well Uncle. Seeing as you make $200,000 a year, what does it matter to you....your rich."
What a slimy bastard. I know I should be more kind becase its Christmas and all...but damn.
What a slimy bastard. I know I should be more kind becase its Christmas and all...but damn.
Everyone gets upset at a guy getting stolen from, but flame the music industry for going after people who steal from them becuase they make so much money.
I'm sorry for your family hurt from the situation, I'm just making a point.
12-22-04 | 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by bballing
Story time with Dalvin is always fun.
It's not a real Dalvin thread unless he posts something ridiculous and then never posts in the thread again.
For all those who want Dalvin banned, what is your problem? Dalvin epitomizes the true spirit of DVDTalk. All of his threads should immeadiately be archived.
12-22-04 | 08:05 PM
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Wow, I mean stealing is bad and all but if you dad makes 200K a year, I wouldn't give a crap
what the dvds cost? $15? no biggie, not worth having a stroke over
just dont let the dude in your house again
what the dvds cost? $15? no biggie, not worth having a stroke over
just dont let the dude in your house again
12-22-04 | 08:19 PM
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HE ADMITTED IT OVER THE PHONE TO MY DAD. He also had the audacity to say, "Well Uncle. Seeing as you make $200,000 a year, what does it matter to you....your rich."
And five pages of posts from people responding to a thread posted by Dalvin - the guy who dated the (young) Elizabeth Taylor ... yeah .. that's the ticket.
Catch My Drift?
12-22-04 | 10:05 PM
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Great thread. Very entertaining.
12-22-04 | 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Jackskeleton
this thread still around?
You guys do realize that this is a crying wolf situation.
You guys do realize that this is a crying wolf situation.
12-23-04 | 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by ctyankee
Gee advanced degrees and poor grammar on top of being a thief ... my my
And five pages of posts from people responding to a thread posted by Dalvin - the guy who dated the (young) Elizabeth Taylor ... yeah .. that's the ticket.
Catch My Drift?
And five pages of posts from people responding to a thread posted by Dalvin - the guy who dated the (young) Elizabeth Taylor ... yeah .. that's the ticket.
Catch My Drift?
12-23-04 | 01:10 AM
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No emhello I didn't, they are saying that because they are doing a tongue in cheek reference that I made on this board comparing my wife to the sultry Natalie Portman(young Elizabeth Taylor to some)
12-23-04 | 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Dalvin
No emhello I didn't, they are saying that because they are doing a tongue in cheek reference that I made on this board comparing my wife to the sultry Natalie Portman(young Elizabeth Taylor to some)
12-23-04 | 03:29 AM
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Not only married, but he also wants the forum members to bang her while he watches! 
"tongue in cheek"
You do realize that we are pointout your many lies. This doesn't help build credit to your threads.
"tongue in cheek"
You do realize that we are pointout your many lies. This doesn't help build credit to your threads.
12-23-04 | 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Jackskeleton
yes, now let me use my bat tard detective skills:
"Our place" with your dad's dvd rack. Hmmm, so how does your girlfriend (who looks like portman) feel about you living at home? Must be pretty strange to live with your parents while you are married... and in oregon.
As for the situation. You sure your identitical twin brother who sometimes post as you didn't do it? He seems like the unreasonable one that ask for porn in adult talk.
Perhaps you can just take out some of the money from the african childerns fund and buy your dads dvds again? Just a thought.
"Our place" with your dad's dvd rack. Hmmm, so how does your girlfriend (who looks like portman) feel about you living at home? Must be pretty strange to live with your parents while you are married... and in oregon.
As for the situation. You sure your identitical twin brother who sometimes post as you didn't do it? He seems like the unreasonable one that ask for porn in adult talk.
Perhaps you can just take out some of the money from the african childerns fund and buy your dads dvds again? Just a thought.
you touched every base except for the one about his lottery winning friend Seriously though I would say he should be banned for being a liar but his threads are just so much fun!
12-23-04 | 08:48 AM
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You are all crazy, can we please lock this topic?
12-23-04 | 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Dalvin
No emhello I didn't, they are saying that because they are doing a tongue in cheek reference that I made on this board comparing my wife to the sultry Natalie Portman(young Elizabeth Taylor to some)
12-23-04 | 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by bigjim25
I had a cousin screw me over like that. He borrowed about 50 of mine. He left the cases and took just the DVDs. I didn't notice til I was looking for one the other day. Turns out it was horn dog titles like a few XXX titles, plus American Pie, Showgirls, Fast Times, etc... He's only 15.
12-23-04 | 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by ThatGuamGuy
Actually, they're saying it was your girlfriend that you compared to Natalie Portman. Your wife, there are other stories you told about her.
12-23-04 | 04:12 PM
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Let's not be so harsh. Maybe he dumped his first wife, and finally married his hot Natalie lookalike girlfriend. Congrats on the new marriage, Dalv!
12-23-04 | 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by bboisvert
Wait a minute... now I'm confused.
Why would Natalie Portman have to steal DVDs? Isn't she, like, rich?
Why would Natalie Portman have to steal DVDs? Isn't she, like, rich?
Now I'm confused. Are you saying that Dalvin married his cousin??
Shame on you, Dalv! 
12-23-04 | 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by GuyverX
I'm just amused that you guys do DVD inventory check. 
I see it already....Dad: Fellowship of the ring?
Dalvin: Check
Dad: Mickey Mouse In Living Color?
Dalvin: Check
Dad: Davy Crockett?
Dalvin: Check
Dad: Tomorrowland?
Dalvin: ....ummm....IT'S NOT HERE!
Dad: WHAT?!?! Pull the security feed from the past 24 hours! Lock this place down son! We have a DVD thief on our hands.
Dalvin: Sweet mother of Jesus....I'm on it!