I'm Lindsay Lohan's personal gynecologist. It's good work if you can get it.

I also administer enemas in my spare time.

I break into people's houses and steal one or two DVDs from their collection so they won't notice for a while. I also dabble in the market for used, mismatched socks and old luggage keys.

In my remaining free time, I'm a doctor. I hope to one day play one on tv.

Guess I'm a SINK: Single Income, No Kids.
But benefits from my job have given me a great HT system but still have to buy most my DVDs.

My name is Ken Lay and I disavow any knowledge of illcit activities. Wanna buy my house?

I put my left right foot out.

I buy DVDs, lots and lots of them.

I saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.

Then I blew all the money I saved on DVDs.

Same here.

P.S. I also do not drink, use drugs, or party all night with strangers so get to hold on to most of my money.

I'm in sanitation & waste managment, I also dabble in personal loans and politics.

Are you a lawyer?

http://www.ZZalgern0n.com

...I had a steady job... haulin' items for the mob... you know, the pay was pathetic... it's a shame those boys couldn't be more copasetic

I have a job where I get paid a dollar for every stupid thread on the Internet. Thank you for your continued support.

I work for Haliburton. They call me "The Cleaner."

I married well. Very well....

Everyone here knows that I work at Best Buy.

I run a little company called Ewing Oil.

I work for Umbrella.



[Sorry, couldn't hold the excitement.]

I work in the DVD department for a major motion picture company. I make millions of dollars by gouging customers with double and triple dips of the same film. [cue evil laugh]

wow I'm suprised I didnt see this in the thread yet..

I generally come in about 15 minutes late. I come in through the back door so no one can see me. Then I just zone out for about an hour or so...

Dude, Hit me up, i might have some work for you!!!

I'm a Shepherd.