Top Ten Things Never Before Said By A "Star Wars" Character on David Letterman
05-17-05, 11:32 PM
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Top Ten Things Never Before Said By A "Star Wars" Character on David Letterman
All done in costume...funny stuff
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Star Wars Top Ten List on David Letterman
Top Ten Things Never Before Said By A "Star Wars" Character
10. C-3PO: "May the Force be with the Miami Heat--daddy's got 20 large riding on them."
9. Storm Trooper: "Ask your doctor or pharmacist if Cialis is right for you."
8. Ewok: "Seacrest, out!"
7. Darth Maul: "The only good thing ever to come from planet Earth is fish sticks."
6. R2-D2: "I just hooked up backstage with an ice machine."
5. Imperial Guard: "The only people more powerful than I are Emperor Palpatine and Oprah."
4. Chewbacca: "We got spaceships and lightsabers, but nobody can find me a damn razor."
3. Jango Fett: "Let's put on some Al Jarreau so me and you can get freaky."
2. Tuscan Raider: "How bad is CBS screwed without 'Everybody Loves Raymond'?"
1. Darth Vader: "I once used the force to open a jar of Vlasic kosher pickles."
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Star Wars Top Ten List on David Letterman
Top Ten Things Never Before Said By A "Star Wars" Character
10. C-3PO: "May the Force be with the Miami Heat--daddy's got 20 large riding on them."
9. Storm Trooper: "Ask your doctor or pharmacist if Cialis is right for you."
8. Ewok: "Seacrest, out!"
7. Darth Maul: "The only good thing ever to come from planet Earth is fish sticks."
6. R2-D2: "I just hooked up backstage with an ice machine."
5. Imperial Guard: "The only people more powerful than I are Emperor Palpatine and Oprah."
4. Chewbacca: "We got spaceships and lightsabers, but nobody can find me a damn razor."
3. Jango Fett: "Let's put on some Al Jarreau so me and you can get freaky."
2. Tuscan Raider: "How bad is CBS screwed without 'Everybody Loves Raymond'?"
1. Darth Vader: "I once used the force to open a jar of Vlasic kosher pickles."
05-18-05, 10:49 AM
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That was one of the worst Darth Mauls I have seen.
06-10-05, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Cameron
Top Ten Things Never Before Said By A "Star Wars" Character...
...4. Chewbacca: "We got spaceships and lightsabers, but nobody can find me a damn razor."...
...4. Chewbacca: "We got spaceships and lightsabers, but nobody can find me a damn razor."...
That all I have to say
06-10-05, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Softkore
This one about chewbacca is really stupid because if you know star wars (and I do,) when some wookies were captured by enemy forces they are turned into slave and shaved which makes them angry and strengthens thier bond with the captured comradeds and the wookie race then when they escape and returned to the wookie home world, after the celebrations and telling of the story. "the shaving of the wookie" is put into the ritual of wookie manhood ceremonies, so every manwookie adult (which chewbacca is) has been shaving before.
That all I have to say
That all I have to say
06-13-05, 06:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Softkore
This one about chewbacca is really stupid because if you know star wars (and I do,) when some wookies were captured by enemy forces they are turned into slave and shaved which makes them angry and strengthens thier bond with the captured comradeds and the wookie race then when they escape and returned to the wookie home world, after the celebrations and telling of the story. "the shaving of the wookie" is put into the ritual of wookie manhood ceremonies, so every manwookie adult (which chewbacca is) has been shaving before.
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That all I have to say
I feel dumber for reading that
06-13-05, 08:09 AM
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Tough crowd....
06-13-05, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Softkore
This one about chewbacca is really stupid because if you know star wars (and I do,) when some wookies were captured by enemy forces they are turned into slave and shaved which makes them angry and strengthens thier bond with the captured comradeds and the wookie race then when they escape and returned to the wookie home world, after the celebrations and telling of the story. "the shaving of the wookie" is put into the ritual of wookie manhood ceremonies, so every manwookie adult (which chewbacca is) has been shaving before.
That all I have to say
That all I have to say
06-15-05, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Softkore
This one about chewbacca is really stupid because if you know star wars (and I do,) when some wookies were captured by enemy forces they are turned into slave and shaved which makes them angry and strengthens thier bond with the captured comradeds and the wookie race then when they escape and returned to the wookie home world, after the celebrations and telling of the story. "the shaving of the wookie" is put into the ritual of wookie manhood ceremonies, so every manwookie adult (which chewbacca is) has been shaving before.
That all I have to say
That all I have to say
06-30-05, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by cactusoly
... but I have not found letterman to be funny for a long time.
06-30-05, 11:55 PM
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I found this really funny. I don't care what anyone else says.
oh, and who reads the Star Wars books anyway? REAL Star Wars fans would probably beat you up for reading that stupid trash. They are stains on the beauty that is star wars, they should all buuurrrrrnnnnn!
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