Is Jessica Simpson God?
12-31-03, 05:49 AM
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Is Jessica Simpson God?
Here are a few reasons I believe shes the greatest thing, in fact, the Creator herself :
1. Shes blonde
2. Shes pretty
3. She lives in California
4. She used to live in Orlando
5. She doesn't know what shes eating
6. Shes married to a hunk
7. Her albums are truly a revelation, beating out trash like the White Stripes and the pukey Strokes.
8. She has good dress sense and knows how to walk
9. She is actually very intelligent - the whole dumb blonde thing is an act
10. She had a Top 10 debut with her new album (peaked at No.10 but thats good enough for me)
11. Her whole family is very Christian and god-fearing.
12. Shes nice
13. She loves animals even though she doesnt own any
14. She sometimes eats Chinese
15. She may have bad hair days sometimes.
16. She believes in God, thereby believing in herself
17. Many people like her
18. Shes seen 'The Sound of Music'
19. She kind of likes Britney, Mandy, Christina etc.
20. She starred opposite Ashton Kutcher in an episode of That 70s Show
21. I kind of like her
HOW MANY MORE REASONS DO YOU NEED? Im thinking about starting an online Jessica fanclub where we can more intimately dissect her album and musical stylings. Anyone interested?
1. Shes blonde
2. Shes pretty
3. She lives in California
4. She used to live in Orlando
5. She doesn't know what shes eating
6. Shes married to a hunk
7. Her albums are truly a revelation, beating out trash like the White Stripes and the pukey Strokes.
8. She has good dress sense and knows how to walk
9. She is actually very intelligent - the whole dumb blonde thing is an act
10. She had a Top 10 debut with her new album (peaked at No.10 but thats good enough for me)
11. Her whole family is very Christian and god-fearing.
12. Shes nice
13. She loves animals even though she doesnt own any
14. She sometimes eats Chinese
15. She may have bad hair days sometimes.
16. She believes in God, thereby believing in herself
17. Many people like her
18. Shes seen 'The Sound of Music'
19. She kind of likes Britney, Mandy, Christina etc.
20. She starred opposite Ashton Kutcher in an episode of That 70s Show
21. I kind of like her
HOW MANY MORE REASONS DO YOU NEED? Im thinking about starting an online Jessica fanclub where we can more intimately dissect her album and musical stylings. Anyone interested?
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12-31-03, 07:45 AM
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Re: Is Jessica Simpson God?
Originally posted by Cottington
Im thinking about starting an online Jessica fanclub where we can more intimately dissect her album and musical stylings. Anyone interested?
Im thinking about starting an online Jessica fanclub where we can more intimately dissect her album and musical stylings. Anyone interested?
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