chuckd21

Hooray!

pinata242

Workaholics Deadly Premonition is like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Alan Wake, so you don't need to play it.

Supermallet

I see what you did there. Except my point was that any similarities to other shows aside, Workaholics simply didn't make me laugh.

Now look what you've done, derailing this thread!

pinata242

Supermallet

I noticed the manual for this is surprisingly thick. Should I read it or should I continue going on in the dark like I've been doing, shaking my head in disbelief at every corner I turn?

Kedrix

Your head in disbelief is so much more entertaining.

chuckd21

Don't touch the manual.

superfro

I didn't even know it came with a manual.

UncleGramps

Oddly enough, my copy did not come with a manual. It did, however, include a small Hispanic man named Manuel.

Liver&Onions

I know him! He worked on my landscaping. I think his last name was Labor.

pinata242

I'm pretty sure it's a franchise out here. They do great manscaping work too.

Liver&Onions

Franchised - as in they have an agreement with Home Depot, right?

pinata242

Yes, it does appear to be a subsidiary.

Supermallet

I came home last night to find my roommate staring at the TV in shock. I said "Deadly Premonition?" and he said "Yeah!" We both then tried to explain to each other what it is about the game that is so bizarre yet enthralling. The best we could do is that you truly feel like you're as clueless and lost as the FBI agent in the game.

superfro

I can't wait for you to keep playing. And hearing the whistling song nonstop in your head.

Supermallet

Oh, this fucking game. I just killed one of the upside down shadow monsters and as it faded away it said "Don't...want...to die!" Now I'm meant to feel bad for these things? Damn it!

Liver&Onions

Oh, so I take it your not feeling swindled anymore? You're welcome.

Supermallet

No, but I may go insane. If you find me outside your house naked, covered in blood, and having a tea party with garden gnomes, don't be surprised.

Are there anything in these crates I keep finding or am I destroying them for no good reason?

Liver&Onions

Please leave my gnomes out of this. They had nothing to do with it.

Supermallet

The gnomes are key!

Liver&Onions

If that's a motherfucking spoiler I'm coming to YOUR house nude (again)

Supermallet

Yeah, yeah, it's always the same with you.

Spoilers: Show up nude.
Prince concert: Show up nude.
Kinect: Show up nude.

Liver&Onions

Just you wait, the time I show up clothed you're going to be soooooooo surprised.

Supermallet

I won't even recognize you.

Unless you wear a turtleneck.

Liver&Onions

Oh no you didn't!