Funniest thing I heard at the theater!
07-28-03, 07:58 AM
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My friend and I went to see...well I'm kind of ashamed about this part, but we went to see "8 Legged Freaks". There was a kid, maybe 5 or 6 years old, jabbering away to his parents. Just nonstop, little kid stuff. So this guy stands up and yells at the KID: "Shut the F#$% up!" The kid shut up and the parents didn't say a WORD. It was great!
Also, this one is popular with my friends for the sheer random stupidity factor: During the Alien Queen foetus removal scene in 'Alien Resurrection', a helpful moviegoer said simply, "Laser". Why he thought anyone would need or want his clarification on the nature of the cutting implement in use is beyond me. Still, when we go to a movie, one has but only to say "laaaaser" and we all crack up.
And then there was the guy who dropped his keys so loudly that it sounded like he THREW them on the ground. There was a long pause, and then he yelled "My KEYS!" as if it had just occurred to him that he'd dropped them, or that we wouldn't know what they'd been.
And then there was this guy....
Also, this one is popular with my friends for the sheer random stupidity factor: During the Alien Queen foetus removal scene in 'Alien Resurrection', a helpful moviegoer said simply, "Laser". Why he thought anyone would need or want his clarification on the nature of the cutting implement in use is beyond me. Still, when we go to a movie, one has but only to say "laaaaser" and we all crack up.
And then there was the guy who dropped his keys so loudly that it sounded like he THREW them on the ground. There was a long pause, and then he yelled "My KEYS!" as if it had just occurred to him that he'd dropped them, or that we wouldn't know what they'd been.
And then there was this guy....
