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Old 01-11-10, 03:22 PM
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AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?

Terminator was Sperminator
Saving Private Ryan was Saving Ryan's Privates
Forrest Gump was Forrest Hump
Good Will Hunting was Good Will Humping
Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire was Precious Ass: Based on the Novel "Push In the Fat Bush" by R. Jeremy

How is the porn industry going to retitle AVATAR?
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Avatits: They're Blue!
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No need to get clever with the original title when you can call it

Big Blue Tall Smurf Cocks Tap that Blue Ass
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pokeherhonters.

doesn't make sense to me, either.
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Since James Cameron says that there's a cut sex scene in which the couple link their tails together, then all they showed in the movie was beastiality with all that Navi-to-animal tail linking. This movie should have been rated NC-German.
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Originally Posted by toddly6666
Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire was Precious Ass: Based on the Novel "Push In the Fat Bush" by R. Jeremy
Is this true? That's awsome.
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The way porn knock-off are going, it'll be called "NOT Avatar: A Porn Parody."

Though I do look forward to seeing Sasha Grey painted blue.
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In any case, It will be a 'blue' movie...
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Originally Posted by Josh-da-man
The way porn knock-off are going, it'll be called "NOT Avatar: A Porn Parody."

Though I do look forward to seeing Sasha Grey painted blue.
Would she change her name to Sasha Blue(or Blew)?
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Originally Posted by toddly6666
Terminator was Sperminator
Saving Private Ryan was Saving Ryan's Privates
Forrest Gump was Forrest Hump
Good Will Hunting was Good Will Humping
Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire was Precious Ass: Based on the Novel "Push In the Fat Bush" by R. Jeremy

How is the porn industry going to retitle AVATAR?
You forgot Cliffhanger had Cliffbanger
Joy Luck Club was Joy Suck Club
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Honey I Shrunk the Kids was Honey I Blew on the Kids
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Originally Posted by MrStayPuft
Honey I Shrunk the Kids was Honey I Blew on the Kids
Was "Honey, I Blew The Kid" to age-inappropriate?

Or "Honey, I Sucked The Kids"?

How about "Honey, I sucked the Tits" since no one would bother with "Honey, I Shrunk The Tits".
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"In Before the Lock" sound like a good title?
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Ding ding ding. We have a winner! Very good.
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Originally Posted by trespoochies
You forgot Cliffhanger had Cliffbanger
Joy Luck Club was Joy Suck Club

And "Schindler's Fist".


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