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Old 01-11-10, 10:49 PM
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Re: AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?

Originally Posted by Daytripper
Ding ding ding. We have a winner! Very good.
Not so fast!
I have two more Vs and one more A than him.
Old 01-11-10, 11:02 PM
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Bonertar.
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Re: AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?

http://forum.dvdtalk.com/archive/t-203525.html

This thread is still one of my favs...and this was even before I registered. I was merely a voyeur
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^ Oh man Thanks for that!

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Old 01-12-10, 05:48 AM
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Re: AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?

I don't know what it will be called but they would be crazy to not have a Watchmen crossover.
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Re: AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?

Originally Posted by trespoochies
Joy Luck Club was Joy Suck Club
that's funny. I can't wait till the porn industry knocks off more art-house foreign flicks...

Julien Donkey-Cock
Weiner Herzog's Grizzley Man
(gay bear porno)
My Gangbang With Andre
Soderbergh's Shave: Part 1 & Shave: Part 2


Originally Posted by The Bus
I don't know what it will be called but they would be crazy to not have a Watchmen crossover.
Watchmen is Watch Men (gay porno).


M. Night Shamalyan may have lost the AVATAR name, but at least his title is easier to make x-rated: The Last Gangbanger

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Old 01-12-10, 10:23 AM
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Re: AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?

There's probably a niche market for something called "Have a Tard."
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There's probably a niche market for something called "Have a Tard."
....It's pretty popular in Denmark, Sweden, Norway, and Finland.
Old 01-12-10, 10:42 AM
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My buddy in Hollywood was pitched a tranny flick called

Three Men and a Maybe
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Evatar (starring Eva Angelina)
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Re: AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?

wasn't is Shaving Ryan's Privates?
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Originally Posted by mikehunt
wasn't is Shaving Ryan's Privates?
That was the Val Venus version.
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Blue Poon.
With a picture of William Shatner on the cover giving a big thumbs up and saying "I'd hit it!"
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Old 01-13-10, 05:16 PM
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Re: AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?

best thread ever here...

sorry, nothing to contribute...too busy LOL'ing
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Originally Posted by Dan1boy
best thread ever here...

sorry, nothing to contribute...too busy LOL'ing
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Originally Posted by Brack
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Ah, porno acting!
Old 01-16-10, 01:06 AM
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A friend and I were trying to come up with future porno titles. And I thought of:

"Shelicked Holmes"
"District 69"
"The Back Side"
"It's Cumplicated"
"The Lovely Boner"
"(500) Lays of Summer"
"Public Enemas"
"He's Just Not In You"
"In Gloryhole Basterds"
"My Sister's Kuter"
"Alvin in the Chipmunks: Make Them Squeel"
"Legs Up in the Air"
"G Spot-Force"
"Invictpuss"
"Did You Hear About the Organs?"
"Where the Wild Whores Are"
"The Men Who Sleep with Goats"
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Old 01-19-10, 12:29 PM
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Well it's being done!

http://www.screenjunkies.com/moviene...atar-porno-duh

Someone over at Hustler had the brilliant idea to turn the second (soon maybe first) most profitable movie of all time into a porno. Give that man a promotion! In addition to Hustler, he must have an endless subscription to DUH!!!!!! Magazine.

The nakey, sweaty, blue-smeary version of Avatar will be called This Ain't Avatar XXX, and it's just one of a few forthcoming porn parodies from Hustler. They also plan to "produce" This Ain't Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX, This Ain't Glee XXX, and This Ain't CSI XXX: Chatsworth. Another genius must by scribbling these names down feverishly in the titling department.

In fact, the titles are confusing and misleading altogether. Is this NOT Avatar XXX? Does that mean it's just the Avatar without all the moaning and thrusting? If I'm browsing the shelves of my favorite adult bookstore for the latest Avatar porn why would I want to buy the one called This AIN'T Avatar XXX? I want This IS Avatar XXX. I want the IS! All of the blue, long-tailed, pointy-earred filthy IS they can crame into one poorly executed film! Just don't give it to me in 3D. My senses aren't prepared for that onslaught...
Old 01-19-10, 06:33 PM
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Re: AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?

Originally Posted by toddly6666
Since James Cameron says that there's a cut sex scene in which the couple link their tails together, then all they showed in the movie was beastiality with all that Navi-to-animal tail linking. This movie should have been rated NC-German.

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