AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?
01-11-10, 10:49 PM
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Re: AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?
Originally Posted by Daytripper
Ding ding ding. We have a winner! Very good.
I have two more Vs and one more A than him.
01-11-10, 11:05 PM
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Re: AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?
http://forum.dvdtalk.com/archive/t-203525.html
This thread is still one of my favs...and this was even before I registered. I was merely a voyeur
This thread is still one of my favs...and this was even before I registered. I was merely a voyeur
01-12-10, 10:12 AM
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Re: AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?
Originally Posted by trespoochies
Joy Luck Club was Joy Suck Club
Julien Donkey-Cock
Weiner Herzog's Grizzley Man (gay bear porno)
My Gangbang With Andre
Soderbergh's Shave: Part 1 & Shave: Part 2
Originally Posted by The Bus
I don't know what it will be called but they would be crazy to not have a Watchmen crossover.
M. Night Shamalyan may have lost the AVATAR name, but at least his title is easier to make x-rated: The Last Gangbanger
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01-12-10, 10:23 AM
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Re: AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?
There's probably a niche market for something called "Have a Tard."
01-12-10, 10:26 AM
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Re: AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?
Originally Posted by FunkDaddy J
There's probably a niche market for something called "Have a Tard."
....It's pretty popular in Denmark, Sweden, Norway, and Finland.
01-12-10, 07:22 PM
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Re: AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?
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01-13-10, 08:19 PM
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01-14-10, 05:52 PM
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Re: AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?
Originally Posted by Brack
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01-16-10, 01:06 AM
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Re: AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?
A friend and I were trying to come up with future porno titles. And I thought of:
"Shelicked Holmes"
"District 69"
"The Back Side"
"It's Cumplicated"
"The Lovely Boner"
"(500) Lays of Summer"
"Public Enemas"
"He's Just Not In You"
"In Gloryhole Basterds"
"My Sister's Kuter"
"Alvin in the Chipmunks: Make Them Squeel"
"Legs Up in the Air"
"G Spot-Force"
"Invictpuss"
"Did You Hear About the Organs?"
"Where the Wild Whores Are"
"The Men Who Sleep with Goats"
"Shelicked Holmes"
"District 69"
"The Back Side"
"It's Cumplicated"
"The Lovely Boner"
"(500) Lays of Summer"
"Public Enemas"
"He's Just Not In You"
"In Gloryhole Basterds"
"My Sister's Kuter"
"Alvin in the Chipmunks: Make Them Squeel"
"Legs Up in the Air"
"G Spot-Force"
"Invictpuss"
"Did You Hear About the Organs?"
"Where the Wild Whores Are"
"The Men Who Sleep with Goats"
01-19-10, 12:29 PM
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Re: AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?
Well it's being done!
http://www.screenjunkies.com/moviene...atar-porno-duh
http://www.screenjunkies.com/moviene...atar-porno-duh
Someone over at Hustler had the brilliant idea to turn the second (soon maybe first) most profitable movie of all time into a porno. Give that man a promotion! In addition to Hustler, he must have an endless subscription to DUH!!!!!! Magazine.
The nakey, sweaty, blue-smeary version of Avatar will be called This Ain't Avatar XXX, and it's just one of a few forthcoming porn parodies from Hustler. They also plan to "produce" This Ain't Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX, This Ain't Glee XXX, and This Ain't CSI XXX: Chatsworth. Another genius must by scribbling these names down feverishly in the titling department.
In fact, the titles are confusing and misleading altogether. Is this NOT Avatar XXX? Does that mean it's just the Avatar without all the moaning and thrusting? If I'm browsing the shelves of my favorite adult bookstore for the latest Avatar porn why would I want to buy the one called This AIN'T Avatar XXX? I want This IS Avatar XXX. I want the IS! All of the blue, long-tailed, pointy-earred filthy IS they can crame into one poorly executed film! Just don't give it to me in 3D. My senses aren't prepared for that onslaught...
The nakey, sweaty, blue-smeary version of Avatar will be called This Ain't Avatar XXX, and it's just one of a few forthcoming porn parodies from Hustler. They also plan to "produce" This Ain't Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX, This Ain't Glee XXX, and This Ain't CSI XXX: Chatsworth. Another genius must by scribbling these names down feverishly in the titling department.
In fact, the titles are confusing and misleading altogether. Is this NOT Avatar XXX? Does that mean it's just the Avatar without all the moaning and thrusting? If I'm browsing the shelves of my favorite adult bookstore for the latest Avatar porn why would I want to buy the one called This AIN'T Avatar XXX? I want This IS Avatar XXX. I want the IS! All of the blue, long-tailed, pointy-earred filthy IS they can crame into one poorly executed film! Just don't give it to me in 3D. My senses aren't prepared for that onslaught...
01-19-10, 06:33 PM
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Re: AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?
Originally Posted by toddly6666
Since James Cameron says that there's a cut sex scene in which the couple link their tails together, then all they showed in the movie was beastiality with all that Navi-to-animal tail linking. This movie should have been rated NC-German.
