How to take a girl’s virginity; her Star Wars virginity
08-06-09, 11:03 AM
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How to take a girl’s virginity; her Star Wars virginity
“Would you like to hold my light saber?” If you’re a nerd it’s your quintessential pick up line when you go wherever you might go to meet ladies. It’s cute, geek-topical and extremely inoffensive. But what’s a guy to do if the woman’s he’s trying to Jedi mind-trick into bed has never seen the epic Star Warstrilogy? May virginity be with you.
The force is hot for this one
The force is hot for this one
08-06-09, 12:14 PM
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Re: How to take a girl’s virginity; her Star Wars virginity
Bumped for tip #5.
Of course, one could question the moral substance of the linked article. It basically encourages nerds to sell out their core values and continue to be with a lesser woman just on the off chance they might lose their virginity.
Speaking of, I still love this video:
Of course, one could question the moral substance of the linked article. It basically encourages nerds to sell out their core values and continue to be with a lesser woman just on the off chance they might lose their virginity.
Speaking of, I still love this video:
08-06-09, 12:31 PM
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Re: How to take a girl’s virginity; her Star Wars virginity
In 1997 my wife, who I was only dating at the time, had never seen Star Wars, so she got to see them for the first time on the big screen during the SE re-release. Aside from what you may think of the SE's she was pretty lucky to get to see them on the big screen first. I never got that opportunity. It was interesting to see her reaction. She really liked Star Wars, she thought Empire was scary, and I could tell she found Jedi boring.
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08-06-09, 10:22 PM
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08-06-09, 11:29 PM
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Re: How to take a girl’s virginity; her Star Wars virginity
here's the part 2 to the triumph the dog video up above...
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