DVD Talk Forum

Go Back  DVD Talk Forum > Entertainment Discussions > Music Talk
Reload this Page >

Worst Song Name Ever.......

Register
FAQ
Community
Calendar
Today's Posts
Search
Music Talk Discuss music in all its forms: CD, MP3, DVD-A, SACD and of course live

Worst Song Name Ever.......

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 05-13-05, 07:58 AM
  #1  
DVD Talk Special Edition
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Detroit, MI
Posts: 1,144
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Worst Song Name Ever.......
Hey all,

Ok, my first entry is "Heart of the Unicorn" by Gamma Ray.


Your turn.....(try to stick with older, pre-1995 songs, the reason I say that is because many "newer" bands will pick dumb names just to be cool -- the older ones actually thought the song names were cool....)


Matt
KillerQ is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-13-05, 08:12 AM
  #2  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Join Date: Apr 1999
Location: Aostin, TX, USA
Posts: 19,875
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Maybe we could stick to songs people have heard of before.



"I am the Walrus"?
Y2K Falcon is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-13-05, 08:23 AM
  #3  
DVD Talk Hero
 
Nick Danger's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Albuquerque
Posts: 30,677
Received 1,483 Likes on 942 Posts
I'm a Cranky old yank, in my clanky old tank, on the streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu mama, singin' those beat-o, beat-o, flat on my seat-o, Hirohito Blues.
Nick Danger is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-13-05, 08:29 AM
  #4  
DVD Talk Hero
 
Nick Danger's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Albuquerque
Posts: 30,677
Received 1,483 Likes on 942 Posts
Da Doo Doo Doo, Da Da Da Da
Nick Danger is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-13-05, 09:24 AM
  #5  
DVD Talk Legend
 
cungar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 22,980
Likes: 0
Received 10 Likes on 9 Posts
Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft (The Recognised Anthem of World Contact Day) - Klaatu
cungar is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-13-05, 10:22 AM
  #6  
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 318
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Pink Floyd - Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict
ike0000 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-13-05, 10:36 AM
  #7  
DVD Talk Hall of Fame
 
DJLinus's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Richmond, VA
Posts: 8,994
Received 44 Likes on 39 Posts
The Orb - "A Huge Ever-Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld"

The Dead Milkmen - "Taking Retards to the Zoo"
DJLinus is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-13-05, 12:27 PM
  #8  
DVD Talk Legend
 
The Infidel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: the kingdom of the evil Voratians, ruled by the wicked Ak-Oga
Posts: 11,600
Received 85 Likes on 48 Posts
By-Tor and the Snow Dog - Rush
The Infidel is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-13-05, 07:47 PM
  #9  
DVD Talk Godfather
 
The Bus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: New York
Posts: 54,916
Received 19 Likes on 14 Posts
T. Rex - Chariot Choogle
David Bowie - Moonage Daydream
Gram Parsons - The New Soft Shoe
The Bus is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-14-05, 09:58 AM
  #10  
Banned
 
Join Date: Feb 1999
Location: Right now, my location is DVDTalk, but then again, you should already know that, shouldn't you?
Posts: 6,364
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Originally Posted by Nick Danger
Da Doo Doo Doo, Da Da Da Da
He he, that's funny--my stepfather is a big Police fan, but he loathes that song for its title alone. Personally, I dig it.

I'll vote for "The Flying Purple People Eater"; fun song, but as a stand-alone title...
Filmmaker is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-14-05, 12:02 PM
  #11  
DVD Talk Platinum Edition
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 3,129
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Sit on My Face and Bleed by Dayglo Abortions. They have quite a few stupid song titles.
saoirse is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-14-05, 12:27 PM
  #12  
DVD Talk Limited Edition
 
tommyp007's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Kingsport, TN
Posts: 6,420
Received 121 Likes on 81 Posts
Originally Posted by ike0000
Pink Floyd - Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict
winner!
tommyp007 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-14-05, 01:26 PM
  #13  
DVD Talk Hall of Fame
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 7,935
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
My roommate my freshman year at Auburn bought the 12" version of Toto Coelo's "I Eat Cannibals" and I wanted to freakin' strangle him. This guy had plenty of reasons to be bitch slapped, but this song made me wanna pull his ears off (I'm a peaceful guy... really!). Love me some good, silly new wave, but this song is god-awful... simply horrendous. I'm still unsure how it was ever put off as something adults would want to listen to.
atlantamoi is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-14-05, 02:31 PM
  #14  
DVD Talk Godfather
 
Michael Corvin's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 1999
Location: Louisville, KY
Posts: 62,534
Received 918 Likes on 651 Posts
Originally Posted by Y2K Falcon
Maybe we could stick to songs people have heard of before.



"I am the Walrus"?
His thread. Why not increase your listening landscape instead.

Pearl Jam - *
Michael Corvin is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-15-05, 10:23 AM
  #15  
DVD Talk Limited Edition
 
Rival11's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Western N.Y.
Posts: 7,404
Received 195 Likes on 132 Posts
unskinny bop - Poison

Elderly woman blah..blah...blah...blah...blah... - Pearl Jam (and I hate doing this because I love Pearl jam)
Rival11 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-15-05, 11:21 AM
  #16  
DVD Talk Platinum Edition
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 3,193
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Aphex Twin - Durkqs

Disc 1.
Jynweythek ylow
Vordhosbn
Kladfvgbung micshk
Omgyjya switch7
Strotha tynhe
Gwely mernans
Bbydhyonchord
Cock-ver10
Avril 14th
Mt saint michel mix+st michaels mount
Gwarek2
Orban eq trx4
Aussois
Hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow
Kesson daslef

Disc 2.
54 cymru beats
Btoum roumada
Lornaderek
Plenty harmonium
Meltphace 6
Bit4
Prep Gwarlek 3b
Father
Taking Control
Petiatil Cx Htdui
Ruglen Holon
Afx237 v7
Ziggomatic v17
Beskhu3epnm
Nanou2

Take your pick.
Tscott is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-15-05, 02:40 PM
  #17  
DVD Talk Special Edition
 
jpdude's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Madisonville, KY
Posts: 1,127
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
I always wondered why Rod Stewart named his song "Young TURKS"? Young Hearts would have been more appropriate.
jpdude is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-15-05, 03:08 PM
  #18  
DVD Talk Gold Edition
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Raleigh, NC
Posts: 2,984
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Achy Breaky Heart - which could qualify for a worst song ever thread too
Dubya is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-15-05, 04:38 PM
  #19  
DVD Talk Hero
 
Numanoid's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Down in 'The Park'
Posts: 27,881
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
"Love Missile F1-11" by Sigue Sigue Sputnik

(you'd know it if you heard it...big part of Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
Numanoid is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-16-05, 03:32 PM
  #20  
DVD Talk Special Edition
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Surf City, CA
Posts: 1,884
Received 45 Likes on 37 Posts
Got you all beat:

867-5309

Poor Jenny! heh
Dan1boy is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-16-05, 07:04 PM
  #21  
DVD Talk Hall of Fame
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 7,935
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
I need a brain check or glasses. My previous post was for worst song...period. Not worst song title.

Worst song title is "Cheeseburger in Paradise". And 2nd worst song ever recorded
atlantamoi is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-16-05, 08:32 PM
  #22  
DVD Talk Limited Edition
 
tasha99's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: the North
Posts: 7,064
Received 371 Likes on 240 Posts
"Mmm mmm mmm mmm" --- The Crash Test Dummies (like the song though)

"Da Doo Ron Ron" --- The Crystals and Shaun Cassidy
tasha99 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-16-05, 11:37 PM
  #23  
DVD Talk Special Edition
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 1,128
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally Posted by jpdude
I always wondered why Rod Stewart named his song "Young TURKS"? Young Hearts would have been more appropriate.
From dictionary.com:
Young Turk
1. A young progressive or insurgent member of an institution, movement, or political party.
2. A young person who rebels against authority or societal expectations.
Burnt Alive is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-16-05, 11:43 PM
  #24  
DVD Talk Limited Edition
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 6,032
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
"Dead boys don't say no"--Cat Rapes Dog
MartinBlank is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-17-05, 01:19 AM
  #25  
DVD Talk Hall of Fame
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: So Cal
Posts: 8,619
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by Tscott
Aphex Twin - Durkqs

Take your pick.
There are no songs on Drukqs
Aphex Twin is offline  
Reply Like



Advanced Search

Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service -

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.