Worst Song Name Ever.......
 

Hey all,

Ok, my first entry is "Heart of the Unicorn" by Gamma Ray.


Your turn.....(try to stick with older, pre-1995 songs, the reason I say that is because many "newer" bands will pick dumb names just to be cool -- the older ones actually thought the song names were cool....)


Matt

Maybe we could stick to songs people have heard of before. :hscratch:



"I am the Walrus"?

I'm a Cranky old yank, in my clanky old tank, on the streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu mama, singin' those beat-o, beat-o, flat on my seat-o, Hirohito Blues.

Da Doo Doo Doo, Da Da Da Da

Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft (The Recognised Anthem of World Contact Day) - Klaatu

Pink Floyd - Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict

The Orb - "A Huge Ever-Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld"

The Dead Milkmen - "Taking Retards to the Zoo" :)

By-Tor and the Snow Dog - Rush

T. Rex - Chariot Choogle
David Bowie - Moonage Daydream
Gram Parsons - The New Soft Shoe

He he, that's funny--my stepfather is a big Police fan, but he loathes that song for its title alone. Personally, I dig it.

I'll vote for "The Flying Purple People Eater"; fun song, but as a stand-alone title...

Sit on My Face and Bleed by Dayglo Abortions. They have quite a few stupid song titles.

winner!

My roommate my freshman year at Auburn bought the 12" version of Toto Coelo's "I Eat Cannibals" and I wanted to freakin' strangle him. This guy had plenty of reasons to be bitch slapped, but this song made me wanna pull his ears off (I'm a peaceful guy... really!). Love me some good, silly new wave, but this song is god-awful... simply horrendous. I'm still unsure how it was ever put off as something adults would want to listen to.

His thread. Why not increase your listening landscape instead.

Pearl Jam - *

unskinny bop - Poison

Elderly woman blah..blah...blah...blah...blah... - Pearl Jam (and I hate doing this because I love Pearl jam)

Aphex Twin - Durkqs

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Strotha tynhe
Gwely mernans
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Cock-ver10
Avril 14th
Mt saint michel mix+st michaels mount
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Lornaderek
Plenty harmonium
Meltphace 6
Bit4
Prep Gwarlek 3b
Father
Taking Control
Petiatil Cx Htdui
Ruglen Holon
Afx237 v7
Ziggomatic v17
Beskhu3epnm
Nanou2

Take your pick.

I always wondered why Rod Stewart named his song "Young TURKS"? Young Hearts would have been more appropriate.

Achy Breaky Heart - which could qualify for a worst song ever thread too :D

"Love Missile F1-11" by Sigue Sigue Sputnik

(you'd know it if you heard it...big part of Ferris Bueller's Day Off)

Got you all beat:

867-5309

Poor Jenny! heh

I need a brain check or glasses. My previous post was for worst song...period. Not worst song title.

Worst song title is "Cheeseburger in Paradise". And 2nd worst song ever recorded ;)

"Mmm mmm mmm mmm" --- The Crash Test Dummies (like the song though)

"Da Doo Ron Ron" --- The Crystals and Shaun Cassidy

From dictionary.com:
Young Turk
1. A young progressive or insurgent member of an institution, movement, or political party.
2. A young person who rebels against authority or societal expectations.

"Dead boys don't say no"--Cat Rapes Dog

There are no songs on Drukqs