Mods, forgive me if this thread is somehow against the rules.
I don't watch SportsCenter anymore. Not that I was ever a really big sports fan. I'm not. And I still can't watch SportsCenter. I don't how the die-hards do it. I have a few reason. The stupid Coors Light "Twins" songs in every show. The loss of many of ESPN's top personalities. Sean Salisbury's arrogance and how he tries to speak like Stuart Scott at times. Mainly, though, it's the fact that Stuart Scott is getting a lot of airtime. I don't like that. So I figured it would be fun to start a thread where we can post the silly things that escape this man's mouth. That way, I can make fun of him without having to watch him too often.
I'll begin:
"Satin. Silk. So smoooooooooth!"
"Is time to bust off some MAN STREMF."
"Boo-yaaa"
"Holla"
Any others?
outcastja
01-19-04, 11:09 AM
As cool as the other side of the pillow
Dubya
01-19-04, 11:16 AM
AHHHH MY EYE!!!! (after he got hit by a football at a Jets mini-camp he was at in 2002)
Kaffe_02
01-19-04, 12:09 PM
I could understand their need for these catch phrases when they were trying to gain an audince but now that they are the biggest sports news organization id expect them to be a bit more professional and act like real anchors and not like the local sports TV guys who act all retarded just to get attention.
twikoff
01-19-04, 12:13 PM
was "he must be butter, because he's on a roll" one of his?
Quake1028
01-19-04, 12:18 PM
Have I ever mentioned I wouldn't be opposed to seeing Stuart mauled by a few lions?
Quake1028
01-19-04, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by twikoff
was "he must be butter, because he's on a roll" one of his?
I think so. Just watch him for one highlight, he tries to stuff every damn catchphrase in each one.
brizz
01-19-04, 12:32 PM
Oh yeah....come on DP....just like that.....harder....harder.....HARDER!!!!!!!!!
;)
(DP=Dan Patrick for you not up on the hizzle)
El Scorcho
01-19-04, 12:35 PM
He must be jelly, cuz jam don't shake like that!
Break him off somethin' propa'!
This is your world, (player name), we're just livin' in it.
nickdawgy
01-19-04, 12:36 PM
M-M-M-M-oookie
:lol:
Y2K Falcon
01-19-04, 12:53 PM
Gettin' his freak on! -rolleyes-
Go to this website to read a Commencement Address that Scott delivered at UNC-Chapel Hill (his alma mater):
http://www.carolinasucks.com/stuartscottsucks.htm
weargle
01-19-04, 01:19 PM
Just call him Fica because he's taxing on Philly!
the aftermath
01-19-04, 01:54 PM
(insert player name) with the Badunka-Dunk!
brizz
01-19-04, 02:56 PM
wow....that commencement speech is absolutely horrendous....I don't know how anyone can like the idiot....he's an absolute moron.
yeah, I be hatin'.....
El Scorcho
01-19-04, 03:25 PM
* You don't got to go home, but you gotta get the heck up outta here.
* Stop. Drop. Shut 'em Down, open up shop.
* Can I get a witness from the congregation?
* Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
* He must be the bus driver, cuz he's takin' him to school.
Painkiller
01-19-04, 04:04 PM
Mauled by lions? I kinda like that. :)
davidlynchfan
01-19-04, 04:04 PM
"Don't hate Stuey,Hate the Game."
Daryl
01-19-04, 11:35 PM
Lord, he done made his kinfolk so proud: Pookie, Ray-Ray, Lucretia, Moesha's baby daddy....
spainlinx0
01-20-04, 12:09 AM
Yeah that speech was weird.
davidlynchfan
01-20-04, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by davidlynchfan
"Don't hate Stuey,Hate the Game."
"My Bad", Met hinks he says "Playa-Hater" when someone makes a defensive stance instead.
edytwinky
01-20-04, 04:53 AM
"Shakin' his tail feather"
Turd Ferguson
01-20-04, 11:21 AM
Here's the running list I've got:
Cool as the other side of the pillow.
Can I get a witness from the congregation?
Representin'.
Rock me Amadeus.
Hear the drummer get wicked!
He's got his mojo workin'. (or just plain MOJO!)
Don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.
Like gravy on a biscuit, it's all good!
Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well.
Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Wow! That one's as hardcore as the Wu-Tang Clan on steroids!
Gettin' his freak on! (or ...his schwerve on!)
Break him off something proper. (or ...off a little somethin' somethin')
You better recognize.
Got more flavor than Kool-Aid and cocoa.
Boo-yah!
Ready or not, refugees, here I come.
That is soooo five minutes ago.
You see what happened...was...I don't know.
He treats him like a dog. Sit. Stay.
Just call him butter cuz he's on a roll.
I play my enemies like a game of chess.
[Gangsta/pimp] slaps...
It's my world. You're just a squirrel tryin' to get a nut.
I like the way you work it. No diggity.
Call him carwash cuz he's automatic.
That must be jam cuz jelly doesn't shake like that.
Show me the money!
M-M-M-M-M-Mookie!
I rock the party that rocks the body.
He must be the bus driver cuz he was takin' him to school.
Like a man smoking at a gas station, he was about to blow up!
Let me clear my throat.
I put the bat up on that pitch, and I hit, I hit, I hit.
Michael, Michael, Michael, can't you see. Sometimes your threes just hypnotize me.
You ain't got to go home, but you got to get the heck up outta here.
Gotta go, gotta go...
On and on, on and on...
It's all about the Benjamins.
It's your world, kid. The rest of us just payin' rent.
Straight butta!
I ain't a playa, I just crush a lot.
They call him the Windex Man cause he's always cleaning the glass.
Yup, yup!
Who 'dat? It's just my baby's daddy.
Top of the food chain!
Gettin' jiggy with it.
The Lord said 'You've got to rise UP!'
You're not my daddy!
Oh no he di'int.
Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down. Open up shop.
Check if you're bleeding...cause you just got tagged!
TWIsM! The World Is Mine.
He's 'Livin' La Vida Loca'!
Vlade Daddi, he like to party. He don't cause trouble, he don't bother nobody.
Don't playa hate, congratulate.
I'm feeling you, Tiger. I am FEELING YOU!!
Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
Swoosh me!
Peace!!
I ain't mad at ya. Got nothin' but love for ya.
Aye, Papi, I did not know you could do it like that.
Call me big daddy when you back that thing up.
The Sooooooool Train!
He completes the pass to the DB. One problem: he's on the other team.
I ain't sayin' nothin', but that ain't right.
Lord, he made his kinfolk proud: Pookie, Ray-Ray, Moesha....
I'm busting open some white meat! Gonna move some furniture!
Drop it like it's hot!
Painkiller
01-20-04, 11:57 AM
God, I can't stand Stuart Scott. He has a face and personality for radio.
El Scorcho
01-20-04, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by Turd Ferguson
Here's the running list I've got:
Or the running list that the SportscenterAltar has. ;)
gmal2003
01-20-04, 12:35 PM
Lets not forget "GP are ya wit me!". I really liked him when I was 9. He was the greatest.
davidlynchfan
01-20-04, 01:12 PM
"Haaayter-in-the-House" -there! that's the one I'm talkin' about!
He say it with irking perfection to show he's a true oreo cookie on that one!
Turd Ferguson
01-20-04, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by El Scorcho
Or the running list that the SportscenterAltar has. ;)
and I now I have it too!
Roto
01-20-04, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by gmal2003
Lets not forget "GP are ya wit me!". I really liked him when I was 9. He was the greatest.
There was a rap song by a local Seattle rapper with that title which they played at the games and I was never sure whether the rapper got the title from Stuart Scott or if Stuart got the line from the rap song.
I used to like his catch phrases when he first started but the guy has done them all to death. I haven't watched Sportscenter in years.
Originally posted by dubya
AHHHH MY EYE!!!! (after he got hit by a football at a Jets mini-camp he was at in 2002)
Is that why his eye looks all f'd up? Last time I saw him he looked like Quasimoto.
http://www.parkerproductions.com/celebs/stuart.jpghttp://www.mouseplanet.com/hometheater/hunchII.jpg
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