Best. Review. Ever.
12-09-03, 03:37 PM
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Best. Review. Ever.
http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=16641
You have no idea of what will happen. This review may give you brain damage and you'll like it.
Includes a version of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that even Alan Moore probably couldn't top...
You have no idea of what will happen. This review may give you brain damage and you'll like it.
Includes a version of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that even Alan Moore probably couldn't top...
12-09-03, 04:52 PM
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I'm not meaning to threadcrap or anything, but I found that review to be awful.
I do like that he's so excited about the movie, though, because that's really all that matters. In between his personal accounts and gratuitous swear words, it sounds like a very exciting film.
I do like that he's so excited about the movie, though, because that's really all that matters. In between his personal accounts and gratuitous swear words, it sounds like a very exciting film.
12-09-03, 05:33 PM
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Eh, any review that starts off bad-mouthing other movies doesn't deserve any respect IMO. Review the movie on its OWN merits, then maybe I'll read it.
12-09-03, 09:13 PM
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Are you sarcastic as in when saying "best" you mean the "worst"? I absolutely cannot stand a word posted on aintitcool, whether it be the reviewers or the people that post comments, or anyone else that has anything to do with the site. Just the layout and colors makes me want to punch someone.
12-10-03, 04:24 PM
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congrats B.A.hist...that's probably the first blowjob Harry ever got... 
12-11-03, 09:08 AM
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congrats B.A.hist...that's probably the first blowjob Harry ever got...
congrats B.A.hist...that's probably the first blowjob Harry ever got...
12-12-03, 03:17 PM
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I'm sorry, but that WAS fricken hilarious. The people here at work think I'm having a seizure or something.
And I don't give a damn about spoilers, I first read the books quite some time ago. Tough to spoil this particular flick for me.
And I don't give a damn about spoilers, I first read the books quite some time ago. Tough to spoil this particular flick for me.
12-12-03, 03:52 PM
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That was the funniest thing I've read all day. I've been laughing my ass off the last five minutes reading it. What a great way to end my friday at work.
I just read it as though it was one of those Onion coloumnists (though yes, it was nowhere near that sophisticated).
I didn't know whether to laugh or cringe when he referred to 13 year old Regan MacNeil as a "stone boner machine."
Thanks for posting that!
I just read it as though it was one of those Onion coloumnists (though yes, it was nowhere near that sophisticated).
I didn't know whether to laugh or cringe when he referred to 13 year old Regan MacNeil as a "stone boner machine."
Thanks for posting that!
