Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute word
02-28-11, 05:03 PM
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02-28-11, 05:13 PM
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02-28-11, 07:06 PM
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w
So apparently the VGTalk reviewer also chimed dicked in with a 5-6 hour playtime for this. Dude, if you're active here - come tell us about it.
02-28-11, 07:33 PM
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w
Yeah, care to dicksplain yourself?
02-28-11, 08:45 PM
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w
All these reviewers complaining about the language that finished it in 5 hours....think how much more I was subjected to in twice the amount of play time?
02-28-11, 08:58 PM
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w
No, no, be a dick!
So yeah, when all these reviews came out, everyone of them seemed to put Bulletstorm at around 5-6 hours while no real mention of Killzone 3's [dick] length. But now I've finished Killzone, which clocked in at under 5, and Bulletstorm is easily double[dick] that. So what gives?
So yeah, when all these reviews came out, everyone of them seemed to put Bulletstorm at around 5-6 hours while no real mention of Killzone 3's [dick] length. But now I've finished Killzone, which clocked in at under 5, and Bulletstorm is easily double[dick] that. So what gives?
03-01-11, 12:07 AM
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w
I played through on Normal and I'll bet it wasn't any more than 5-6 hours of playtime. I've played a few Echoes and a bit of Anarchy on top of that, but the campaign couldn't have been more than 6 hours at the most for me.
03-01-11, 12:13 AM
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I am only on act 5...so I don't know how long the rest of the game is...and I have tried to find every beer/robot/bug...and I would say I have under 4 hours into it at this point...
03-01-11, 12:44 AM
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03-01-11, 01:19 AM
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w
Took me about 10 hours to finish the game. And I wasn't wasting time experimenting with killshots or shooting bugs. I can't imagine doing it in 5-6 hours. Maybe if I sprinted past enemies and skipped cutscenes. But not under normal gameplay.
03-01-11, 10:41 AM
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w
I sprinted past no enemies and skipped no cutscenes. I'm not all that great at shooters and even had to redo a number of sections a few times. 
03-01-11, 11:02 AM
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w
Who really gives a dick whether it's 6 hours or 8 hours or 10 hours? Do you sit there with a stopwatch and log book and track your playtime minute by minute?
03-01-11, 11:11 AM
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03-01-11, 11:14 AM
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w
I wasn't responding to you specifically, dick-neck. It was a response to the general flow of conversation in the thread and all of these ass-dicks fretting over the campaign's length.
03-01-11, 11:18 AM
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w
I was more just curious as to the dicks that completed this dick in 5 or dick hours, on how they dick that. It's the massive dickrepancy that's confusing to me. Not fretting.
03-01-11, 11:33 AM
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w
Is there something in the menus that shows how long you've played? Or at the very least how many dicks your dicked?
03-01-11, 11:34 AM
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03-01-11, 12:10 PM
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w
this thread reminds me of that South Park episode where Mr Garrison wrote about the forest of penises....
03-01-11, 04:31 PM
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w
The creative director from People Can Fly pontificates via Twitter....
WTF indeed. However could people find the dialogue in Bulletstorm forced? Nevermind 10% of regular words are replaced with "dick".
It really does bother me when someone talks Bulletstorm's "forced vulgarity". I'm fine with "I don't like it", but "forced"? WTF?
03-01-11, 04:33 PM
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03-01-11, 04:38 PM
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w
never mind, found it. The guy just sounds butt hurt, not unlike Warren Spector, because some people find this drivel not as entertaining as he.@adrianchm
Oh - well fuck, this explains everything...
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Dick jokes are all the rage in Poland these days. I can't wait for the sequel when 'not' jokes become the joke style of the year.
Oh - well fuck, this explains everything...
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Dick jokes are all the rage in Poland these days. I can't wait for the sequel when 'not' jokes become the joke style of the year.
03-01-11, 04:38 PM
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w
adrianchm
And now he's stating that people can turn off the EXTREME language therefore it's not "forced". Well I guess if he's talking about "forced" in a manner of having to endure it he's correct, you can turn it off. But from a purely creative writing aspect, as I took his original "forced" statement to mean, I would agree that the dialogue/swearing/ETREMENESS is most definitely forced into every corner of this game.
And now he's stating that people can turn off the EXTREME language therefore it's not "forced". Well I guess if he's talking about "forced" in a manner of having to endure it he's correct, you can turn it off. But from a purely creative writing aspect, as I took his original "forced" statement to mean, I would agree that the dialogue/swearing/ETREMENESS is most definitely forced into every corner of this game.
