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Man marries vidergame character
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Man marries a videogame by Ben Silverman Buzz up! November 23 3:24 P.M. I now pronounce you husband and what?! In another sign that the world is about to collapse, multiple blogs are reporting that a fan of the Nintendo DS dating sim Love Plus (you know, the really creepy one) liked his virtual lady so much that he decided to marry her. For real. Apparently, a Japanese gamer known as 'Sal9000' was officially wed to Nene Anegasaki, one of the game's three virtual girlfriends, in what must have been the weirdest ceremony in the history of ceremonies. We can only assume that Ms. Pac-Man was the maid of honor. While the two aren't planning a honeymoon -- after all, one of them is a VIDEO GAME -- they did hold a small 'reception' in Japan for friends, family and the media, indicating that this is most likely little more than the looniest video game publicity stunt we've seen in some time. Check out this video recap by Boing Boing, complete with footage of the happy, er, couple: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hsikPswAYUM&rel=0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hsikPswAYUM&rel=0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> I just hope they signed a pre-nup... |
Re: Man marries vidergame character
Originally Posted by big e
(Post 9854404)
:wtf:
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Oh bloody hell, I just realized I misspelled the thread title.
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Re: Man marries vidergame character
I'm going to import that game and fuck that dude's wife.
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Re: Man marries vidergame character
I wonder how many times he has had sex with the game.
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Re: Man marries vidergame character
i knew the guy was Japanese by just reading the thread title.
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Re: Man marries vidergame character
Originally Posted by pinata242
(Post 9854440)
I'm going to import that game and fuck that dude's wife.
How about I import it as well and we tag team her? |
Re: Man marries vidergame character
Like a pair of <s>Japanese</s> Chinese finger-cuffs.
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Re: Man marries vidergame character
He looks like the male version of Ugly Betty.
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If he can take out a life insurance policy on her and name himself the beneficiary, he may be onto something.
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Re: Man marries vidergame character
It won't last.
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Re: Man marries vidergame character
Originally Posted by pinata242
(Post 9854440)
i'm going to import that game and fuck that dude's wife.
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Re: Man marries vidergame character
Originally Posted by Drexl
(Post 9854616)
He looks like the male version of Ugly Betty.
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Re: Man marries vidergame character
Do you think she swallows?
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Re: Man marries vidergame character
Didn't they remove the Game Boy cartridge slot?
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Re: Man marries vidergame character
Originally Posted by XavierMike
(Post 9854885)
Didn't they remove the Game Boy cartridge slot?
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She has to use the DS slot, though. Maybe headphone jack?
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Re: Man marries vidergame character
I just close the whole DS around my penis. Like a penis taco. :shrug:
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Re: Man marries vidergame character
Originally Posted by naitram
(Post 9855677)
I just close the whole DS around my penis. Like a penis taco. :shrug:
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Re: Man marries vidergame character
What the hell?
http://www.tsukuru.info/tlwiki/index...itle=Love_Plus Read the "skinship guide" at the bottom. :hscratch: |
Re: Man marries vidergame character
Originally Posted by glassdragon
(Post 9855684)
A meatless taco wouldn't work too well now would it? :D
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Re: Man marries vidergame character
Originally Posted by kgrogers1979
(Post 9854445)
I wonder how many times he has had sex with the game.
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Re: Man marries vidergame character
Originally Posted by pinata242
(Post 9854440)
I'm going to import that game and fuck that dude's wife.
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Re: Man marries vidergame character
Originally Posted by maxfisher
(Post 9854755)
If he can take out a life insurance policy on her and name himself the beneficiary, he may be onto something.
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Re: Man marries vidergame character
Originally Posted by xmiyux
(Post 9856119)
But then wouldn't he want to marry a 360? Shorter life span?
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