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big e 11-24-09 09:46 PM

Man marries vidergame character
 
Here's the story from Yahoo!:


Man marries a videogame

by Ben Silverman
Buzz up!

November 23 3:24 P.M.

I now pronounce you husband and what?!

In another sign that the world is about to collapse, multiple blogs are reporting that a fan of the Nintendo DS dating sim Love Plus (you know, the really creepy one) liked his virtual lady so much that he decided to marry her. For real.

Apparently, a Japanese gamer known as 'Sal9000' was officially wed to Nene Anegasaki, one of the game's three virtual girlfriends, in what must have been the weirdest ceremony in the history of ceremonies. We can only assume that Ms. Pac-Man was the maid of honor.

While the two aren't planning a honeymoon -- after all, one of them is a VIDEO GAME -- they did hold a small 'reception' in Japan for friends, family and the media, indicating that this is most likely little more than the looniest video game publicity stunt we've seen in some time. Check out this video recap by Boing Boing, complete with footage of the happy, er, couple:
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I just hope they signed a pre-nup...
:wtf: The hell's wrong with this guy? Although strangely, I'm not surprised.

Supermallet 11-24-09 09:48 PM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 

Originally Posted by big e (Post 9854404)
:wtf:

x2

big e 11-24-09 09:52 PM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 
Oh bloody hell, I just realized I misspelled the thread title.

pinata242 11-24-09 10:04 PM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 
I'm going to import that game and fuck that dude's wife.

kgrogers1979 11-24-09 10:05 PM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 
I wonder how many times he has had sex with the game.

Giantrobo 11-25-09 12:01 AM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 
i knew the guy was Japanese by just reading the thread title.

foxdvd 11-25-09 12:05 AM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 

Originally Posted by pinata242 (Post 9854440)
I'm going to import that game and fuck that dude's wife.

:clap:



How about I import it as well and we tag team her?

pinata242 11-25-09 12:10 AM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 
Like a pair of <s>Japanese</s> Chinese finger-cuffs.

Drexl 11-25-09 12:16 AM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 
He looks like the male version of Ugly Betty.

maxfisher 11-25-09 06:41 AM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 
If he can take out a life insurance policy on her and name himself the beneficiary, he may be onto something.

clappj 11-25-09 07:11 AM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 
It won't last.

wlj 11-25-09 07:25 AM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 

Originally Posted by pinata242 (Post 9854440)
i'm going to import that game and fuck that dude's wife.

lol

Pointyskull 11-25-09 08:23 AM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 

Originally Posted by Drexl (Post 9854616)
He looks like the male version of Ugly Betty.

:lol: rotfl

foxdvd 11-25-09 08:35 AM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 
Do you think she swallows?

XavierMike 11-25-09 08:52 AM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 
Didn't they remove the Game Boy cartridge slot?

glassdragon 11-25-09 10:48 AM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 

Originally Posted by XavierMike (Post 9854885)
Didn't they remove the Game Boy cartridge slot?

Yeah there's nowhere for his "dongle" any longer, unless he's using the ds slot in which case this is probably the best he could hope to get.

pinata242 11-25-09 11:13 AM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 
She has to use the DS slot, though. Maybe headphone jack?

naitram 11-25-09 04:46 PM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 
I just close the whole DS around my penis. Like a penis taco. :shrug:

glassdragon 11-25-09 04:52 PM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 

Originally Posted by naitram (Post 9855677)
I just close the whole DS around my penis. Like a penis taco. :shrug:

A meatless taco wouldn't work too well now would it? :D

Groucho 11-25-09 05:01 PM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 
What the hell?

http://www.tsukuru.info/tlwiki/index...itle=Love_Plus

Read the "skinship guide" at the bottom. :hscratch:

naitram 11-25-09 05:01 PM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 

Originally Posted by glassdragon (Post 9855684)
A meatless taco wouldn't work too well now would it? :D

Wouldn't know... -wink-

Nth Power 11-25-09 05:13 PM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 

Originally Posted by kgrogers1979 (Post 9854445)
I wonder how many times he has had sex with the game.

Reminder to self: Never borrow that guy's DS
.

Dragon Fly 11-25-09 06:01 PM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 

Originally Posted by pinata242 (Post 9854440)
I'm going to import that game and fuck that dude's wife.

that is EXACTLY what I was thinking! LOL

xmiyux 11-25-09 09:44 PM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 

Originally Posted by maxfisher (Post 9854755)
If he can take out a life insurance policy on her and name himself the beneficiary, he may be onto something.

But then wouldn't he want to marry a 360? Shorter life span?

dsa_shea 11-25-09 11:28 PM

Re: Man marries vidergame character
 

Originally Posted by xmiyux (Post 9856119)
But then wouldn't he want to marry a 360? Shorter life span?

No, because she could be "cryogenically" stored in the HDD thus giving the insurance company reason not to pay out.


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