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Old 06-09-08, 04:50 PM
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Contra Sucks?!



If he thinks the original contra is hard, Contra 3 would probably make his head explode

He probably doesnt even know the Konami Code
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Old 06-09-08, 04:53 PM
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I beat the game without dying back in the day. It definitely wasn't impossible. Of course my brother and I were obsessed with this game playing coop.
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Old 06-09-08, 05:12 PM
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[ ] Contra sucks
[X] He sucks at Contra.
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Old 06-09-08, 05:13 PM
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BTW, I was just thinking to myself about how nice it would be if we had another young male acting angry and reviewing video games. My life is now complete.
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Contra was awesome and this kid has no skill whatsoever.
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Old 06-09-08, 05:18 PM
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He's out of breath getting the system on.
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Old 06-09-08, 05:36 PM
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Angry Video Game Nerd...XD? Haha, way to have an original idea...
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Old 06-09-08, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Anubis2005X
Angry Video Game Nerd...XD? Haha, way to have an original idea...
Yep, that is when I hit the stop button.
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Old 06-09-08, 06:42 PM
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BTW, I was just thinking to myself about how nice it would be if we had another young male acting angry and reviewing video games. My life is now complete.
I didn't think it was possible to take a bad schtick and make it even worse, but this kid pulled it off. Kudos, I suppose.
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Old 06-09-08, 06:54 PM
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This kid has got "The Suck" on him! I'd like to see him pop in Ninja Gaiden NES and see what he says!!!
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Old 06-09-08, 07:30 PM
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The kid needs to get out and do some exercise. He can fucking speak a complete sentence without blowing off. And by the way, the kid probably sucks at most video games if he can't pass the first level of Contra.
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Old 06-09-08, 07:47 PM
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Wow. How do his parents let him use the internet? I would be so ashamed if that was my kid.
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Old 06-09-08, 08:51 PM
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This kid is retarded.

The Kid: Contra is better than Rambo. No, Rambo is better than Contra. No wait..die die die die die!!!

Contra Go Flying!!!

This is what playing pokemon does to the youth of today.

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Old 06-10-08, 07:04 AM
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"I can't even clear the first level without dying"

I'm sure that's part of a long list of things that tub can't do: see his shoes, 10 pushups, eat just 1 chip, etc, etc.

Little asshats like this need their butts kicked by their old man.
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Old 06-10-08, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Anubis2005X
Angry Video Game Nerd...XD? Haha, way to have an original idea...
After all the replies I decided to give it a listen... I didn't make it past that part.

The video needs to be removed from the first post, the thread deleted and forgotten. The one thing this kid doesn't need is more hits on his video. That means more are inevitable.

I am impressed he actually has a real NES cartridge vs. a ROM.
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